I Am Not Happy With My Appearance

[swede96]

you sound very young Deuce. I wish i was that age again.

MoFoMe....I've been meaning to ask you something....how come you're wearing a girl headband in your picture in the other thread? Such a handsome face....too handsome for girl headbands.

[The Seer]

Kind of depressed over it and all the guys making fun of my looks. It does not help getting made fun of here.


What do I do?

JJ, the guys I know that aren't great looking still bang alot of chicks. Their key points are this:
1. they drive nice cars. (chicks love nice cars)
2. They are funny and confident.
3. They don't let it get to them if they get turned down. They say it is like sales. It is a numbers game.
One pathetic loser friend told me his life changed after he started getting this newletter @ double your dating dot com.

[Tchocky]

I can't believe all the replies this post has received. Either JJ is very popular or we're all fat and ugly.

[Sportsgirl]

I am neither fat nor ugly and I incidentally couldn't give a fat rat's ass what kinda car someone drives.

[swede96]

My boyfriend drives a Camry and a Ranger. Of course, he's hot....what were we talking about again?

[The Seer]

I am neither fat nor ugly and I incidentally couldn't give a fat rat's ass what kinda car someone drives.

Majority of early 20s girls do according to them. I've never had a supernice car and I don't talk alot of game. I'm just going by their experiences because they are similar to JJ.

[Shark79]

JJ ... If u aint happy with your appearance .. then do something about it and stop whining!

Get off that poor chair u sit on all day and walk or jog .. whatever ... freaking move ur ass of the chair!!

[Shark79]

My boyfriend drives a Camry and a Ranger. Of course, he's hot....what were we talking about again?

My avatar speaks for itself

[Sportsgirl]

Majority of early 20s girls do according to them. I've never had a supernice car and I don't talk alot of game. I'm just going by their experiences because they are similar to JJ.

Top priority in a guy for me is that he not be lazy. I loathe laziness. He can drive a junk car for all I care - but he better be driving it to work every day. And I have admiration for ambition. Men who are unmotivated turn me off completely.

But, I'm no longer 20-something

[Sportsgirl]

My avatar speaks for itself

BigWheel?

[buztah]

Sportsgirl, you know women love lazy gamblers. Come on, admit it.

[Sportsgirl]

Sportsgirl, you know women love lazy gamblers. Come on, admit it.

I love your avatar, but not lazy anything.

[Shark79]

BigWheel?

I wish

[mofome]

swede96, i wear socks on my arms and all kinds of things. idk, i just put a lot of stuff on for some reason. wrist band on my leg with high socks on.

[swede96]

Majority of early 20s girls do according to them. I've never had a supernice car and I don't talk alot of game. I'm just going by their experiences because they are similar to JJ.

Ahem...I am in my early 20's....okay...I guess 24 is "mid" 20's. As I've stated, my BF drives a Camrey and a Ranger...before that my BF drove an old, beat to shit Acura...before that a pretty sweet Mazda RX8, but the guy was a douche (and accused me of only liking him for his car when I didn't even know what he drove when I said I'd go out with him)...before that we had a school bus yellow Ford Escape....I can go on and on...cars mean nothing.

Seer, you don't need those things. You are hot enough to ride a scooter and pull in tail and you know it.

[Quebb Diesel]

a scooter might be pushing it...

[swede96]

Top priority in a guy for me is that he not be lazy. I loathe laziness. He can drive a junk car for all I care - but he better be driving it to work every day. And I have admiration for ambition. Men who are unmotivated turn me off completely.

But, I'm no longer 20-something

I agree completely...and I am 20 something...but I think Seer is on to something....I'm pretty sure I'm the exception, not the rule. I'm actually turned OFF by a guy that drives too flashy of a car. I have been in more than one relationship where I have been loved almost as much as his car. Sigh...boys and their toys.

Of course, now I'm playing second fiddle to the Pats...but at least they are actual people.

[swede96]

swede96, i wear socks on my arms and all kinds of things. idk, i just put a lot of stuff on for some reason. wrist band on my leg with high socks on.

I see...sounds like you're one eybrow waxing short of throwing on some leg warmers, shredding your beneton sweatshirt, grabbing your Olivis Newton John record and getting down with your bad self.


You know I kid, right?

[swede96]

a scooter might be pushing it...

Not one of those fancy electric scooters...those things are SWEET.

[RageWizard]

JJ, the guys I know that aren't great looking still bang alot of chicks. Their key points are this:
1. they drive nice cars. (chicks love nice cars)
2. They are funny and confident.
3. They don't let it get to them if they get turned down. They say it is like sales. It is a numbers game.
One pathetic loser friend told me his life changed after he started getting this newletter @ double your dating dot com.

You're right Seer. I'm pretty old and older women aren't so much into the fast car so much as a clean car.
The funny and confident thing is the key. You have to bust on them and make them feel as though you really don't need them. If you act like a total wuss, you end up as a "friend". That's the worst thing that can happen. Guys don't want to be friends unless their smoking poles.
I don't agree with the numbers game. If your game is tuned in you can usually pick up an e-mail somewhere were they aren't expecting it. So stay out of the night clubs unless you have one on the hook, and your dancing with them. Go to the supermarket and take notice of food items in the basket. the gym or a social setting other than a dance club.

[Sportsgirl]

Seer, you don't need those things. You are hot enough to ride a scooter and pull in tail and you know it.

You've seen his signature line and you still say this? Where's my Swede?

[mofome]

I see...sounds like you're one eybrow waxing short of throwing on some leg warmers, shredding your beneton sweatshirt, grabbing your Olivis Newton John record and getting down with your bad self.


You know I kid, right?

haha, in person people tend to think the opposite. some think i dress like a 'thug'. i just do my thing and worry about nothing but my friends and family. no matter what i wear, i get respect from everyone that knows me in person. i may dress differently at times, but i treat people well and thats what matters. lets see if i have another picture of a mofo outfit. feel free to make jokes without explaining that they're jokes, that takes something away from it. insecurity is not one of my weaknesses, though i have my weaknesses.

[The Seer]

Seer, you don't need those things. You are hot enough to ride a scooter and pull in tail and you know it.

Reread my post. I'm not talking about me. I know I don't need that.

[swede96]

You've seen his signature line and you still say this? Where's my Swede?

I had not noticed that.....Seer, your face looks like poop!

[swede96]

haha, in person people tend to think the opposite. some think i dress like a 'thug'. i just do my thing and worry about nothing but my friends and family. no matter what i wear, i get respect from everyone that knows me in person. i may dress differently at times, but i treat people well and thats what matters. lets see if i have another picture of a mofo outfit. feel free to make jokes without explaining that they're jokes, that takes something away from it. insecurity is not one of my weaknesses, though i have my weaknesses.

I can dress pretty "out there" too...and I DO wish leg warmers would make a come back. Or at least those poofy socks that you tuck your jeans into...hot.

Normally, I don't explain my jokes, but I haven't had much contact with you here and I wasn't sure if you were aware that I am a sarcastic asshole. But yeah, I was pretty proud of that one...I'm wishin' I hadn't ruined it.

[RageWizard]

Now that I think of it. I don't know too many people who are totally happy with their appearance. There is usually something that needs some maintainance, and if there isn't then the vanity will probably be too much to handle being around.

[Deuce]

Hi Swede. Can you get me a pop?

[swede96]

I'm happy with mine...except for my chipped front teeth. Stupid busy dentist.

[swede96]

Hi Swede. Can you get me a pop?

You sir, make my panties quiver.

[Sportsgirl]

I had not noticed that.....Seer, your face looks like poop!

Ah, now that's more like it.

[mofome]

I can dress pretty "out there" too...and I DO wish leg warmers would make a come back. Or at least those poofy socks that you tuck your jeans into...hot.

Normally, I don't explain my jokes, but I haven't had much contact with you here and I wasn't sure if you were aware that I am a sarcastic asshole. But yeah, I was pretty proud of that one...I'm wishin' I hadn't ruined it.

im as sarcastic as they come, you can lay it on me at any time. if my feelings are hurt by a joke on a gambling board, i'll have the seer revoke my heterosexuality card and then head butt an oncoming truck.

[mofome]

You sir, make my panties quiver.

glad to see im not the only one has has that effect on.

[RageWizard]

I happy with me too, but there is always something that could be improved. Like I'd like to have a tan, but my winter white irish skin won't allow it, and that fake stuff turns you orange.

[swede96]

glad to see im not the only one has has that effect on.

I would have responded to this sooner, but I had to clean up the coffee I just spit all over my monitor.

Bravo, MoFoMe....bravo.

I like it here.

[Deuce]

You sir, make my panties quiver.