Would you kiss a hooker?

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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Would you kiss a hooker?
    You call up a working girl, schedule an appointment with her. She shows up looking hot as hell in her mini dress, high heels, cleavage all over the place, then... she comes in for the kiss.

    Would you? Or have you kissed a hooker?

    Also, would you go down south on her?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    I would

    I would do anything to her, love this shit

    I once paid $1000 in my prime to get under the covers with a hooker and she treated me like I was her boyfriend and we did everything

    When you kiss a hooker it costs much much more but worth it
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    • Dad
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-26-08
      • 23245

      #3
      Originally posted by jjgold
      I would

      I would do anything to her, love this shit

      I once paid $1000 in my prime to get under the covers with a hooker and she treated me like I was her boyfriend and we did everything

      When you kiss a hooker it costs much much more but worth it
      Gold, you know traces of semen can linger in an orifice for up to 7 days?
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      • DwightShrute
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-17-09
        • 103497

        #4
        I do all the time. No big deal
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        • swagger
          SBR Sharp
          • 08-07-10
          • 279

          #5
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          • THE PROFIT
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-27-09
            • 17701

            #6
            Ive dated some girls that Im certain were nastier than 85% of all hookers in the US
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            • soli
              SBR MVP
              • 09-10-06
              • 2503

              #7
              LOL...good topic however I doubt if all men will answer truthfully..
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              • SHADYLANKY
                SBR MVP
                • 10-13-09
                • 1137

                #8
                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                Ive dated some girls that Im certain were nastier than 85% of all hookers in the US
                That is being honest as fukk. Good work Profit.
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                • Dirty Sanchez
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-01-10
                  • 16031

                  #9
                  Now would you kiss her?
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                  • SHADYLANKY
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-13-09
                    • 1137

                    #10
                    I'm not sure. I would say hell no way on the going down part but in the heat of the moment sometimes you do shit you didn't think you would. The kissing part eh.. .that's when an extra tooth brush and some scope would probably do the trick. Now all of this is assuming I would get a hooker in the first place.
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                    • BLACKJCK
                      SBR Rookie
                      • 09-20-10
                      • 37

                      #11
                      swagger has it right! lmao
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                        Ive dated some girls that Im certain were nastier than 85% of all hookers in the US
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                        • BLACKJCK
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 09-20-10
                          • 37

                          #13
                          That's what happens dirty when you kiss a hooker! Ralph time!
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                          • james4512
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-27-08
                            • 3707

                            #14
                            id rather not kiss her unless she looks like the girl in my avatar, id rather just do business and get it over with
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                            • Alfie B
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 03-12-08
                              • 488

                              #15
                              Kiss yes. Go south, not unless my tongue had a raincoat.
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                              • WeinketoWarrick
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-30-09
                                • 1698

                                #16
                                Luckily I've never had to worry about this problem.
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                                • urge2kill
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-27-09
                                  • 1722

                                  #17
                                  I'd kiss a hooker, but no way would I go down on one.
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                                  • George7904
                                    SBR Hustler
                                    • 07-28-10
                                    • 77

                                    #18
                                    I'd kiss a hooker, but no way would I go down on one. DITTO
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                                    • fishmonger
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-31-08
                                      • 1492

                                      #19
                                      I've gone down on one before. In Mexico. Now I think of it. Probably not one of the smartest things I have done. But she smelled clean. That accounts for something right?
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                                      • ttwarrior1
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 06-23-09
                                        • 28464

                                        #20
                                        no hookers within 1 hour of me as far as i know
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                                        • DwightShrute
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-17-09
                                          • 103497

                                          #21
                                          except for our mothers and sisters, they are all hookers
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                                          • SCRAGGS
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-21-09
                                            • 1969

                                            #22
                                            yes and yes under the right conditions
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                                            • eidolon
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-02-08
                                              • 9531

                                              #23


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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                If you do not want to kiss a hooker you could be Bi
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                                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                  • 16031

                                                  #25
                                                  Or a polesmoker
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                                                  • MendozaLine
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                    • 4088

                                                    #26
                                                    fuk no. If I was desperate like you old, ugly fuks, I wouldn't want to talk to the bitch, please the bitch, or even look at the bitch. I would give her the money, fuk her from behind, and tell her to get the fuk out.
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                                                    • TobiasFunke
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-12-09
                                                      • 1999

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dad
                                                      Gold, you know traces of semen can linger in an orifice for up to 7 days?
                                                      DAD is sharp
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                                                      • Poker_Beast
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-14-06
                                                        • 6545

                                                        #28
                                                        No way I would go south or kiss one.
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                                                        • Alfie B
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 03-12-08
                                                          • 488

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                          no hookers within 1 hour of me as far as i know
                                                          Where are you? Antarctica?
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                                                          • bostonbruins
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-02-08
                                                            • 3272

                                                            #30
                                                            Yea, kiss her with your fist, then stiff her .
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                                                            • pico
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 04-05-07
                                                              • 27321

                                                              #31
                                                              dpends on the hooker
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                A lot of hookers are hot.

                                                                I have even let them tie me up and then tickle my cock with feathers

                                                                I feel like calling one now
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                                                                • 36mafia
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 11-08-09
                                                                  • 2389

                                                                  #33
                                                                  why not?
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                                                                  • Dad
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-26-08
                                                                    • 23245

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MendozaLine
                                                                    fuk no. If I was desperate like you old, ugly fuks, I wouldn't want to talk to the bitch, please the bitch, or even look at the bitch. I would give her the money, fuk her from behind, and tell her to get the fuk out.
                                                                    Talk to her? If you have to listen to her talk, it should definitely be free.
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                                                                    • konck
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-17-06
                                                                      • 12554

                                                                      #35
                                                                      No and No would you like a mouth full of JJ
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