Anyone using food stamps?

[RageWizard]

Yeah no-kidding. I'm coming up the icy drive way the other day, and our "Nordic Big Fur" runs up to see me and crosses the trucks path and stops. After I almost killed him with the truck, I had to contain myself from killing him with my hands.

[swede96]

I have NEVER wanted to choke my sweet little boy!!!

Punt him like a football, yess...but never choke.

[swede96]

Yeah no-kidding. I'm coming up the icy drive way the other day, and our "Nordic Big Fur" runs up to see me and crosses the trucks path and stops. After I almost killed him with the truck, I had to contain myself from killing him with my hands.

Mine starts throwing stuff off the table right in front of me when he doesn't get attention (then whines when I pick him up)...and I KNOW he's helping Max get into the trash.

[BadNina]

I have NEVER wanted to choke my sweet little boy!!!

Punt him like a football, yess...but never choke.

Wasn't it a sweater or something to that effect that he..uh kinda killed?

[swede96]

Wasn't it a sweater or something to that effect that he..uh kinda killed?

No, it was a Victoria's Secret nightie and he didn't kill it...he only puked up bright orange all over it then dragged it under the bed to rot and stink. Little ****er. Then there would be my diamond earing he stole and hid from me....thanks asshole...I spent weeks blaming the dog! (and checking his poops for jewels.)

You're probably thinking of the girl cat who knows the difference between a cheap Walmart sweater and a $70 cashmere one...and will pick cashmere to rest her fluffy butt on every time.

[RageWizard]

One of my cats is an outright jewel theif. he will take jewels right off of your ears, neck, belly button, waist, ankle, wherever.

[swede96]

Oh, I got my belly ring pounced and yanked on more than once. That's one of the resons I took it out. The cat used to go after it too. *wink*

[ShamsWoof10]

Okie dokie....

1. Shams, if you do not believe that humans beings posses the ability to reason and can think for themselves, you are the one that knows nothing about the human brain. Saying that people can't help certain things because they were "programmed" that way is a load of shit. That excuse works for the mentaly ill and children. Reasonably healthy adults should know how the world works. Let's stop making excuses for lazy people.

I don't know why I am wasting my time responding because the very first thing you said tells me you have no idea what you are talking about.. I did not say they do not have the ability to reason, and it's not surpirsing you don't know this, but as with computers they need a base... They reason based on what they have experienced and been taught...

You truly do not know what you are talking about!

So tell me.... why does that "excuse" as you call it work for children..? So according to your "LOGIC" <<(OH GOD) humans have the ability to reason so children must not be humans...

You are actually proving my point in your cotradiction dipsh*t!

2. My dog is a purebred, not a mut, thanks. And no, I will not get rid of him. When did I say I couldn't take care of him? Taking care of him has become more difficult as he's gotten older, but I do it...not only because I love him more than most people in my life, but because that's my job as his "parent". Same goes for my cats. They are more work and expense than I bargained for, but I do what I have to to keep them healthy and safe....and these are animals, not human babies.

You're gone 15 hours a day... Oh I guess a sick old mut doesn't need you there that often... Get rid of the f*ckin' thing before you come home and find it dead due to your working so hard for things you want...

Seer's don't have kids with this girl... SportsGirl and BNina are much better mommy canidates... They won't look at raising your child as a "job"...

You know as I think back to watching my toddler niece I can't imagine how someone can consider that work and consider some of what they do as play when it's sometimes more "work" to play... CHANGING A DIPER IS NOT HARD WORK unless you are use to sitting at a desk posting all day as work...

4. Yes, this coutry would surely crumble if I were responsible for allocating and reporting on millins of dollars worth of government funding each month. Yer so smart.

If you were in charge of making financial decisions we would be MUCH worse off...

CALLING matskralc: I am going to tell you one of your problems and I would be interested to hear your response... We have people at the decision making level that do NOT understand what is happening on the ground and just think throwing government programs at people would do the trick... They do what "box of rocks" does... They based everything off of what they know, what they have, and how they have been raised...

To conclude: What amazed me was you and Willie thinking paying athletes and stars to promote something is not reality... What reality are you both in...? It's been happening for years! WTF do you think Jordan's Nike contract, Manning's ********** deal, LB James soft drink commercials are all about..? Why don't they just have Willie's as* do it: he'll work for less...

Just for the hell of it... how many "imput devices" does a human have..?

BASICALLY..........

YOU'RRRRE RIIIIIIIIIIGHT ..I GET IT...

IT ALL MAKES SENSE .YOU'RE THE PERFECT PERSON

Sooo riiiiiiiiight... SO WROOOOOONG...
LET'S ALL LIVE IN YOUR IM-ANGIN-ARY LIFE....LIFE....LIFE!

[The Seer]

Seer's don't have kids with this girl... SportsGirl and BNina are much better mommy canidates... They won't look at raising your child as a "job"...

I look in this thread and next thing I know I am considering having kids. I didn't know anything about Swede and I getting into a sexual relationship. That's cool though. So much for breaking the ice and wining and dining.

The rest of this thread I'm not gonna tough. Too much headache potential.

[The Seer]

Victoria's Secret nightie

Do I get to see this before we have kids? By the way, I want to have it multiple times before kids.

[The Seer]

I forgive you, RW...cuz I know you'll tell me how adorable my babies are.

Mine are much cuter.

[ShamsWoof10]

The cat is cute I'll give her that...

I can see why it would stick it's tongue out at her.. The cat probably sticks her tongue out thinking " ..you've been gone 15 hours, then you got to find time to play volleyball and smoke joints while taking care of that mut..where's my food b*tch..?"

[Poker_Beast]

I used to work at a grocery store. The system was so abused is was unreal. People would buy steaaks to feed to their dogs so they did not have to pay out of pocket for dog food. People are unreal.

[Sportsgirl]

Mine are much cuter.

Oh, this thread has taken a dramatically better turn! I love dogs! All animals, except men with 8 arms, of course.

Seer, your dogs a really cute! Golden retriver? and hmmmm ... maybe shephard/chow mix? Looks like he/she has the black tongue. I volunteer on Saturdays with a pet adoption group and figuring out "mixes" is sort of a hobby!

Here's my three, but I only have Oscar and Gracie's puppy photo at work - they are 2 years old now! Max is almost 4.

[BadNina]

Here is my Sadiebelle. She is evil like me!

[The Seer]

Seer, your dogs a really cute! Golden retriver? and hmmmm ... maybe shephard/chow mix? Looks like he/she has the black tongue. I volunteer on Saturdays with a pet adoption group and figuring out "mixes" is sort of a hobby!

You are 100% correct. Yours are very cute too.

[RageWizard]

O.K. people here is Mr. Nordic Bigfur.

[Sportsgirl]

Great pic, RW. Your cat has that "cat" look in his eye as if you are sooooo lucky that he allows you to live with him.

[RageWizard]

Yeah really, I'm going through what pictures I do have. They are all of cats. My wife and I don't have any pictures of us. That pic I posted is about 7 years old. I can tell from the background what a dump of a house that we were living in.

[RageWizard]

here's another one. "Fulton". I can't seem to find any up to date pictures from even less that 5 years ago. It's like they are being hidden from me.

[ShamsWoof10]

HA... That cat WOOFS Razz.. It does have that look in it's eyes... Same look humans have when they

[Sportsgirl]

You are 100% correct. Yours are very cute too.

Thanks. I've been working out lately and ... oh, wait, you meant my dogs.

[RageWizard]

Here is my Sadiebelle. She is evil like me!

Nice catch with the glowing eyes of death.

[RageWizard]

Oh, this thread has taken a dramatically better turn! I love dogs! All animals, except men with 8 arms, of course.

Seer, your dogs a really cute! Golden retriver? and hmmmm ... maybe shephard/chow mix? Looks like he/she has the black tongue. I volunteer on Saturdays with a pet adoption group and figuring out "mixes" is sort of a hobby!

Here's my three, but I only have Oscar and Gracie's puppy photo at work - they are 2 years old now! Max is almost 4.

Wow, they are some good looking dogs. I bet it must be a handful with three young dogs running around the house.

[RageWizard]

here is another one of the Beardly Beard. Please somebody stop me, I have 21 more cats and a greyhound I can look for.

[Sportsgirl]

Wow, they are some good looking dogs. I bet it must be a handful with three young dogs running around the house.

Well, we got Max first and he was 1 1/2 when we got the puppies. He was great with them and really loved playing with them and having them around, so Max sort of took the burden off us! Max will be 4 in April and Gracie and Oscar will be 3 in September.

[swede96]

I don't know why I am wasting my time responding because the very first thing you said tells me you have no idea what you are talking about.. I did not say they do not have the ability to reason, and it's not surpirsing you don't know this, but as with computers they need a base... They reason based on what they have experienced and been taught...

Oy...no Shams, computers only know what they've been taught. Humans have the ability to THINK about what they've been taught and learn new things. You can stop telling me I don't know what I'm talking about. I am a human, you know. My mom taught me that it was okay to spend spend spend whenever I wanted to, but I've grown up to be responsible with my finances. My Dad taught me how to be an alcoholic, but I drink in moderation. My ex-best friend's father taught me that diddling 13 year old girls was a good idea, but I stick to adult males to satisfy my sexual urges. I could go on and on...

So tell me.... why does that "excuse" as you call it work for children..? So according to your "LOGIC" <<(OH GOD) humans have the ability to reason so children must not be humans...

Are you really this stupid? Or did you just not get enough hugs in your life? When a child's only influence is their parents, yes...they probably will think like them. But as they get older, outside influences come into play (teachers, coaches, friends, etc...) that they can learn how the world works from. By the time they reach adulthood, there's no excuse for them no to know that people need to work to make money to support themselves and their family.

You are actually proving my point in your cotradiction dipsh*t!

Again, I get reported for calling him a douchbag but he can swear at me? Makes sense.

You're gone 15 hours a day... Oh I guess a sick old mut doesn't need you there that often... Get rid of the f*ckin' thing before you come home and find it dead due to your working so hard for things you want...

Again, my dog is a purebred Golden Retriever from an award winning breeder. Kindly stop calling him a mut. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Ha, fun, huh?

Mods: Spank me again if you want....Shamswoof, you are a worldclass asshole. Seriously. You must be a piece of shit to post something like this. AGAIN (since you don't read anything I write, apparently) I have a roommate who is home most of the time when I'm not and helps me with him when I can't be there. If I didn't, you better believe that I would quite my second job and cut certain luxury items out of my budget. If I come home and find my dog dead (which is probably the most heartless thing anyone has said to me in a long long time) it will be because he's 12 years old. The life expectancy for a Golden is 12 to 14 years. When my dog dies, I will know for a fact that I did everything I could to make him comfortable and keep him healthy and it was just his time.

Seer's don't have kids with this girl... SportsGirl and BNina are much better mommy canidates... They won't look at raising your child as a "job"...

You have got to be ****ing kidding me with this.

1. I know for a fact that I'll make a great mommy.
2. I never said having kids was a job, but it IS hard work being a parent. Anyone who says otherwise is just plain dense. Children are a blessing. Yes, watching them walk, talk, play, eat, etc. is fun, but it's still work keeping them safe, fed and healthy.

You know as I think back to watching my toddler niece I can't imagine how someone can consider that work and consider some of what they do as play when it's sometimes more "work" to play... CHANGING A DIPER IS NOT HARD WORK unless you are use to sitting at a desk posting all day as work...

You are comparing babysitting to being a parent. They are two entirely different things. Again, YOU are the one who doesn't know what he's talking about. I have 10 nieces and nephews, buddy. I have a BLAST watching them for a day at a time. Again, being a parent is totally different. I love kids. I want to have some of my own, but I'm not stupid enough to sit here and say it's going to be a piece of cake. It never is.

If you were in charge of making financial decisions we would be MUCH worse off...

CALLING matskralc: I am going to tell you one of your problems and I would be interested to hear your response... We have people at the decision making level that do NOT understand what is happening on the ground and just think throwing government programs at people would do the trick... They do what "box of rocks" does... They based everything off of what they know, what they have, and how they have been raised...

1. You're just plain wrong.
2. And what do you base things on since you claim you don't have the ability to reason above what you know, what you have, and how you have been raised? Your "logic", not mine. Though I'm sure you'll ignore this because you know I just made you step in your own shit.

To conclude: What amazed me was you and Willie thinking paying athletes and stars to promote something is not reality... What reality are you both in...? It's been happening for years! WTF do you think Jordan's Nike contract, Manning's ********** deal, LB James soft drink commercials are all about..? Why don't they just have Willie's as* do it: he'll work for less...

No Shams, you were talking about paying entertainers to take all violence, swears, etc. out of their music and programming. I said they make more money being vulgar. The government would have to spend millions for each entertainer to convince them to do this and it wouldn't change anything. You're saying that humans don't have the ability to change what they know or reason beyond how they've been "programmed". I propose better education and training for these people....and you say that won't work....but having an rapper stop swearing is the magic answer? And you call ME a dipshit?

Just for the hell of it... how many "imput devices" does a human have..?

BASICALLY..........

YOU'RRRRE RIIIIIIIIIIGHT ..I GET IT...

IT ALL MAKES SENSE .YOU'RE THE PERFECT PERSON

Sooo riiiiiiiiight... SO WROOOOOONG...
LET'S ALL LIVE IN YOUR IM-ANGIN-ARY LIFE....LIFE....LIFE!

Unlike you, Shams...I don't claim to be perfect. I don't claim to know everything...but it's blatantly apparent I know more than you.

[swede96]

I look in this thread and next thing I know I am considering having kids. I didn't know anything about Swede and I getting into a sexual relationship. That's cool though. So much for breaking the ice and wining and dining.

The rest of this thread I'm not gonna tough. Too much headache potential.

I don't know where that came from Seer....but I'm willing to get together, bump uglies and see what happens!

Shams brings you up a lot. I think he has a man crush.

[swede96]

Mine are much cuter.

I'll trade you Sunny for a slighty more used model.

Cute dogs, Seer!!

[RageWizard]

Can we officially call this thread Chainsaw kittens now?

[ShamsWoof10]

Unlike you, Shams...I don't claim to be perfect. I don't claim to know everything...but it's blatantly apparent I know more than you.

It's a song D*P***T... and..the hell you do...

I'll respond to the rest later...

Also I may have missed it in all that bullsh*t above but not an answer to my question... Let's talk about how the brain works and how that is relative to behavior... We'll see how humans REALLY WORK!!

[swede96]

The cat is cute I'll give her that...

I can see why it would stick it's tongue out at her.. The cat probably sticks her tongue out thinking " ..you've been gone 15 hours, then you got to find time to play volleyball and smoke joints while taking care of that mut..where's my food b*tch..?"

Are you really still attacking my animal parenting skills? Any dig you can get in, right? The sign of a truly intelligent person, I'm sure.

First off, he's a boy, not a girl. Second, sometimes when he's cleaning himself his tongue gets tired and he just can seem to reel it in. He has no ide he's sticking his tongue out with me. Third, I haven't actually played voleyball in years...but way to e-stalk me. And lastly, that picture was taken while he was laying on my belly. WE were on the couch getting high while my dog layed right under me on the floor. He's allowed on the couch, but he can't get up there anymore because of his hips. And all of my animals are quite well fed...TOO well fed in fact.

[swede96]

I used to work at a grocery store. The system was so abused is was unreal. People would buy steaaks to feed to their dogs so they did not have to pay out of pocket for dog food. People are unreal.

Thank you.

[swede96]

O.K. people here is Mr. Nordic Bigfur.

I LOVE him!

I especially love that he's giving you that "get that thing out of my face or I'll chew off your nose while you sleep" look!

[swede96]

Sporty and Nina...I didn't respond, but you know I love your babies. I wanted to take one of those little boogers off your hands SO bad!! But my Max isn't even a little bit interested in other dogs and I thought it was cruel to big in a puppy to steal the show at this point in his life.