LOL!!! I Just Got Thrown Out Of My Family

minet123 · 09-17-10, 04:34 PM

Sponsey
12 detoxs/Rehabs for me, so being thrown out of the family is no big deal
They will always take you back just let them cool off
Next time they call you tell them you can't come by cause you have a GA/NA/AA commitment
works every time-They think your trying
Blah blah

Goat Milk · 09-17-10, 04:34 PM

your parents think their son is a failure. just convert to catholicism we don't wear mini top hats

B1GER1C828 · 09-17-10, 04:39 PM

ya you need to change from jewish to Catholicism...shoulda just went to your temple or w/e jews do and your family woulda been happy.

Sanka · 09-17-10, 04:40 PM

Good to read that anger management course paid off

jjgold · 09-17-10, 04:41 PM

LOL

I am fired up today, Sanka you fuk!!!! I need $80 pal. I need to speak with you soon.

My Family does this ever once in a while, they will call me in like 3 weeks, watch and see.

MexicanStallion · 09-17-10, 04:44 PM

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

Dad · 09-17-10, 04:46 PM

You should not be disapointing your family like this, Gold. This makes me sad.

THEGREAT30 · 09-17-10, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Why??

I did not go to the Temple and respect the Jewish holiday. My brother, sister, Mom and father went and my boy Jeffrey actually went. I was too busy and just did not want to go. I get a call that I am out of the family

. I went on a fukkin tirade and blasted them all, called my kid a punk, my Brother wears the cap and told him I will rip it off his fukkin head if I ever see him

I have my own Jewish Faith

Fuk them and lets gamble until our balls come off this weekend!

give me 86 pts and I will get you back in

biggie12 · 09-17-10, 04:47 PM

JJ give me your one Lock tonight please i want to bet against it before i goto Shul. Hurry i have to leave in around 25 minutes.

Ralphie1412 · 09-17-10, 04:48 PM

JJ has a boyfriend named Jeffrey?

Short bald and gay, touch break kid.

Brock Landers · 09-17-10, 04:49 PM

Temple doesn't start till sundown/tomorrow guy.

Good Story though

biggie12 · 09-17-10, 04:51 PM

Brock sorry to break it to ya but your wrong.

onlooker · 09-17-10, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by Dad

You should not be disapointing your family like this, Gold. This makes me sad.

Find us some Jewish girls Dad.

yisman · 09-17-10, 04:53 PM

I have a feeling this thread is fiction.

Lo$t · 09-17-10, 04:53 PM

Pound Lions any moneyline and you'll be back in the family. And the green.

biggie12 · 09-17-10, 04:55 PM

JJ that pick please come on pal

Willie Bee · 09-17-10, 04:56 PM

JJ, this must be a great relief for your family

Good luck this weekend

firedawg · 09-17-10, 05:00 PM

fukkin jj............. you have no one now, dont stiff brock on your meetup or he will leave you also

Snowball · 09-17-10, 05:03 PM

They want a cut.

Dad · 09-17-10, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by onlòóker

Find us some Jewish girls Dad.

Onlooker, I belive that all of these girls are Jewish. I hope this is what you were looking for.

Gold needs to find a nice Jew girl like one of these girls. It's time he settles and starts focusing on family. A nice Jew girl could help Gold do this.

Dirty Sanchez · 09-17-10, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Why??

I did not go to the Temple and respect the Jewish holiday. My brother, sister, Mom and father went and my boy Jeffrey actually went. I was too busy and just did not want to go. I get a call that I am out of the family

. I went on a fukkin tirade and blasted them all, called my kid a punk, my Brother wears the cap and told him I will rip it off his fukkin head if I ever see him

I have my own Jewish Faith

Fuk them and lets gamble until our balls come off this weekend!

Thankfully this story is made up...because if it was real it would be truly be a low point for you

onlooker · 09-17-10, 05:21 PM

Yes Dad. Very good, thanks.

MartinBlank · 09-17-10, 05:25 PM

JJ----doesn't a family screw up your lifestyle?

frostno98 · 09-17-10, 05:31 PM

Just drink it off Gold, and you'll be fine

jjgold · 09-17-10, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

JJ----doesn't a family screw up your lifestyle?

Sometimes, other times it is good because you get free food.

brxbmbers42 · 09-17-10, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sometimes, other times it is good because you get free food.

flyingillini · 09-17-10, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Why??

I did not go to the Temple and respect the Jewish holiday. My brother, sister, Mom and father went and my boy Jeffrey actually went. I was too busy and just did not want to go. I get a call that I am out of the family

. I went on a fukkin tirade and blasted them all, called my kid a punk, my Brother wears the cap and told him I will rip it off his fukkin head if I ever see him

I have my own Jewish Faith

Fuk them and lets gamble until our balls come off this weekend!

I just got home from Services. They were excellent, JJ you should of went. Good Yontiff JJ.

RudyRuetigger · 09-17-10, 10:08 PM

Gold must be on a winning streak. If he was losing he would not have this attitude because he might need a bailout soon

Dad · 09-20-10, 10:48 AM

Gold, I hope that you patched things up with the family over the weekend?

konck · 09-20-10, 11:16 AM

Whew I had JJ tossed out of the Family at -380

jjgold · 09-20-10, 12:52 PM

Not worried about it. I am trying to pick winners right now. Fuk them.

L2Gunz · 09-20-10, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Ralphie1412

JJ has a boyfriend named Jeffrey?

Short bald and gay, touch break kid.

I thought Jeffrey was his fat, bald and gay son!!!!

Sledge187 · 09-20-10, 01:06 PM

You can always be part of my family JJ.

Dad · 09-20-10, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Sledge187

You can always be part of my family JJ.

Gold would not make a good family member at this time in his life. He is addicted to gambling, it has taken over his life. I am very sad about this.