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  • Gemoka
    SBR MVP
    • 11-27-08
    • 1648

    #1
    Beer &Sex ?
    Obv none would be the right answer but thats not practial

    How many beers before fcking becomes out of the question, I mean not wasted but still perform to a high level?

    Need your help guys
  • ngates815
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-01-09
    • 13845

    #2
    I've been drunk enough, that I couldn't get hard. I started laughing. No clue how many beers though.
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    • Boner_18
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-24-08
      • 8301

      #3
      For me peak performance is prolly between 5-8 in my system. Around 10 it is questionable as to my ability to finish and around 15 I could be in the gates camp or at least partially.
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      • Gemoka
        SBR MVP
        • 11-27-08
        • 1648

        #4
        what to be on the safe side just a few?
        she a new chick, dont want to **** it up
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        • Gemoka
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-08
          • 1648

          #5
          you mean 5-8 beers or 5-8 pints?
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          • EDDIE MONEY LINE
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-24-10
            • 6298

            #6
            alcohol has never stopped me before...actually prolongs performance(sometimes this can be a lil annoying tho when u want to just nut and pass out)
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            • kmarinouofm
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-26-09
              • 8437

              #7
              whenever this happens from to much booze or blow.. just take your cock.. find a big drawer.. and just slam your pecker with the drawer.. i promise that shit wakes up
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              • Boner_18
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-24-08
                • 8301

                #8
                Originally posted by Gemoka
                you mean 5-8 beers or 5-8 pints?
                I mean 5-8 servings of alcohol in my system. So if you metabolize 1 serving per hour and are drinking for 5 hours before you bang it out you would be between 10 and 13 drinks (i.e. 12 oz. beer, 4 oz. glass of wine, 1 oz. shot).
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                • jnickell100
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-11-09
                  • 4305

                  #9
                  That has never happened to me. If you are drinking that much to where you cant get it up then you have a problem.
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ngates815
                    I've been drunk enough, that I couldn't get hard. I started laughing. No clue how many beers though.
                    This


                    Prob 15+ in a 4-5 hour span.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Beer kills sex drive

                      If your with a girl snort some coke and you will be fine
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                      • Boner_18
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-24-08
                        • 8301

                        #12
                        And don't pressure her to drink at the same speed you do. After a certain (lower) threshold there is no chance she gets off.
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                        • Patrick McIrish
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-15-05
                          • 2864

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Boner_18
                          After a certain (lower) threshold there is no chance she gets off.


                          Why sweat the small stuff?


                          For me after about 3-4 beers the performance suffers. Still get wood, the routine just isn't as sharp. With any amount of booze, the mind wants it more, the body doesn't always cooperate.
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                          • BatemanPatrickl
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-21-07
                            • 18772

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                            whenever this happens from to much booze or blow.. just take your cock.. find a big drawer.. and just slam your pecker with the drawer.. i promise that shit wakes up
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              This thread needs pictures. I'm just not sure what kind of pictures it needs.
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                              • Sawyer
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-01-09
                                • 7761

                                #16
                                5+ beers will effect your performance in a bad way.

                                After drinking 8+ beers, you may see everything twice. Well, if you see 2 p**sy, you may miss the right hole, LoL.
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                                • jnickell100
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-11-09
                                  • 4305

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sawyer
                                  5+ beers will effect your performance in a bad way. After drinking 8+ beers, you may see everything twice. Well, if you see 2 p**sy, you may miss the right hole, LoL.
                                  Or you might find the right one
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                                  • ngates815
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-01-09
                                    • 13845

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Boner_18
                                    And don't pressure her to drink at the same speed you do. After a certain (lower) threshold there is no chance she gets off.

                                    Never really mattered to me back in the day, when I was just looking to get mine, and thats that.
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                                    • jonmic
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 09-25-06
                                      • 685

                                      #19
                                      never too many beers, always ready to go
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                                      • Tommy_de1st
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-23-10
                                        • 8397

                                        #20
                                        It's subjective. One can 10 and the other 3
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                                        • RudyRuetigger
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 08-24-10
                                          • 65084

                                          #21
                                          exactly

                                          depends on your tolerance,age, weight etc etc
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                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-21-07
                                            • 18772

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ngates815
                                            Never really mattered to me back in the day, when I was just looking to get mine, and thats that.
                                            Yeah yo just get yours tough guy. I gotta get mine you gotto get yours. Yeah yo pimp dem hoes.
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21562

                                              #23
                                              usually up to 6-8 beers, after that i cannot feel anything in the lower extremities.
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                                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-01-10
                                                • 16031

                                                #24
                                                This is one creepy thread....why do I see some creepy old dude getting off reading people's responses

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                                                • EmmaLee
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 08-20-10
                                                  • 22

                                                  #25
                                                  Here is a female perspective: six beers are still ok...can get you out of your shell and even make it exciting. I would not drink more. Drunk sex can quickly turn nasty. Rather have some oysters.
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                                                  • Gemoka
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-27-08
                                                    • 1648

                                                    #26
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