Could be funniest ******* scam I ever heard of...

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  • biggamer3
    SBR MVP
    • 04-16-07
    • 2163

    #1
    Could be funniest ******* scam I ever heard of...
    Doubt it's true but a buddy of mine says he knows someone who pulled off this heist/thievery/scam

    So this dude goes into a Walmart, fills up his carriage with tons of shit. Some cheap stuff some expensive electronics, but the thing is damn near overflowing and then goes to the Customer Service area and demands he wants to RETURN his items since he is not happy with any of them.

    The Rep tells him "sir you must have a receipt if you want to return these goods" He says "i lost the damn receipt, these were all bought here, don't be such a hardass about this, most of the stuff wasn't even opened yet so just give me back my money and all is good"

    They are bickering back and forth until a manager comes and says "no receipt no returns under any circumstances". This guy then goes on cursing out the manager about Walmarts terrorist tactics and having monopoly on all small businesses and any other shit he knows about Wal Marts that is bound to tick the manager off.

    The manager then tells the guy he cant return any of the goods and has the man escorted with his carriage of expensive goods out the door past the security. The dude continues to badmouth the manager even after he is chucked and then goes on his way out of Walmart with all his free shit he just stole/scammed/outsmarted? from walmart
  • Sunde91
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-26-09
    • 8325

    #2


    Maybe could pull it off I think if you have someone else fill the cart for you, hide it somewhere in the store, and then you come later and take it right up to customer service without anyone seeing you fill it up. Don't alarms go off for unbought items too?

    Imagining the guy fake screaming and giving shit to the manager is hilarious though, like something you would see in a movie.
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    • biggamer3
      SBR MVP
      • 04-16-07
      • 2163

      #3
      Originally posted by Sunde91


      Maybe could pull it off I think if you have someone else fill the cart for you, hide it somewhere in the store, and then you come later and take it right up to customer service without anyone seeing you fill it up.

      Don't alarms go off for unbought items too?
      Like i said probably too crazy to be true, but just the thought of a guy being dragged out of Wal Mart and all his stuff thrown onto the pavement with him has me still laughing my ass
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      • Brock Landers
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #4
        LOL

        Cops will be called in 9 out of 10 tries at this
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        • biggamer3
          SBR MVP
          • 04-16-07
          • 2163

          #5
          Originally posted by Brock Landers
          LOL

          Cops will be called in 9 out of 10 tries at this
          only takes one successful one though to be the legend
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          • robmpink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-09-07
            • 13205

            #6
            you could return things without a receipt at walmart, I think. You won't get cash though. Anyway, that just sounds silly, your story.
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            • RudyRuetigger
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-24-10
              • 65084

              #7
              you couldnt get passed the security things
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              • brxbmbers42
                Restricted User
                • 07-26-10
                • 4312

                #8
                there is probably a walmart somewhere you could pull this off. a store with a bunch of dumb fukks working there. i doubt the story is true tho. a lot of loss prevention specialists working at those big chain stores.
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                • c-pod
                  Restricted User
                  • 03-10-10
                  • 99

                  #9
                  hehe i doubt that works thoough
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                  • milwaukee mike
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 08-22-07
                    • 26914

                    #10
                    too many cameras these days

                    easiest scam back in the day was having one guy take stuff into an elevator/dressing room/bathroom where they can't have cameras and have another guy come grab it out of there - even if they catch the 2nd guy he can just claim he found it
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                    • fsugolf
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 07-17-09
                      • 6194

                      #11
                      even if you could pull it off with a few (one) item and get store credit at least, it would be epic
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                      • LordVodka
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-17-09
                        • 5206

                        #12
                        I worked at a retail store and someone did that after Christmas. They got a radio off the shelf and tried to return it.

                        It worked but I doubt at a big store like Walmart you'd be able to pull it off.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82840

                          #13
                          screaming yelling and cussing always works
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                          • barza01
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 03-07-10
                            • 313

                            #14
                            I don't think this is true...how the fvck did all that merchandise get passed the metal detectors at the front door? Since non of the items were scanned by the cashier they would set off the alarm as soon as someone tried to walk out with something.
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                            • str
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-12-09
                              • 11801

                              #15
                              Originally posted by barza01
                              I don't think this is true...how the fvck did all that merchandise get passed the metal detectors at the front door? Since non of the items were scanned by the cashier they would set off the alarm as soon as someone tried to walk out with something.
                              This is correct.Also, if paid by credit card, that is all that is required.Not a receipt.
                              Does not seem feasible.
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                              • fsugolf
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                                • 07-17-09
                                • 6194

                                #16
                                Originally posted by barza01
                                I don't think this is true...how the fvck did all that merchandise get passed the metal detectors at the front door? Since non of the items were scanned by the cashier they would set off the alarm as soon as someone tried to walk out with something.
                                At my local wal-mart they don't have the detector things on the entrance doors, only the exit (it's an older wal-mart). So if he gets kicked out the front doors by customer service, I guess this could work. Although unlikely still
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                                • pico
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 27321

                                  #17
                                  made up story.
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                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-01-10
                                    • 16031

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pico
                                    made up story.
                                    Agreed...made up....and if it was real it's a reason the country is going into the shitter because of lowlifes driving up the prices for everyone else. But like I said many times here....this place is made up of fakes and fudgers and I don't believe 95% of what is posted here.
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                                    • mathdotcom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-24-08
                                      • 11689

                                      #19
                                      compaqdikk strikes again
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                                      • Masu485
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-14-08
                                        • 7700

                                        #20
                                        Best scam is to paint a painting, try to make it look semi-famous. Hold a raffle to sell it off for 2$/ticket. Collect the thousands of dollars. When the person who won realizes it's a fake painting, you refund him his $2.
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                                        • fsugolf
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-17-09
                                          • 6194

                                          #21
                                          sick scam masu, sounds like you've done this before
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                                          • Grandmaster B
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-05-09
                                            • 6035

                                            #22
                                            lies
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                                            • andywend
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-20-07
                                              • 4805

                                              #23
                                              Grandmaster, why did you remove my comment about your 40 cent a day charity work? I liked being on your honor roll.
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                                              • Doug
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 6324

                                                #24
                                                I think there are better ways to steal than this....
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                                                • Masu485
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-14-08
                                                  • 7700

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by fsugolf
                                                  sick scam masu, sounds like you've done this before
                                                  it's good to do as a 'scam the town thing', then move onto the next town/county and do it again, etc..
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                                                  • Extra Innings
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-26-10
                                                    • 15058

                                                    #26
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                                                    • Nater
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 10-26-09
                                                      • 174

                                                      #27
                                                      It would never work
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                                                      • SHADYLANKY
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-13-09
                                                        • 1137

                                                        #28
                                                        Walmart doesn't have greeter's on the way in and out of the store to be friendly. It is to stop this kind of stuff. I know the hardcore drug addicts in Las Vegas did similar stuff all the time. No electronics but just go fill a cart with stuff and walk out the entrance. They did it at lots of grocery stores too. The important thing for the smart ones was to keep it under $225($250?), which was the break point for a misdemeanor vs. a felony. I knew some people who worked surveilance trying to stop this sh!t. I knew more about casino scams but I heard about this as well. But this was straight theft and not really a scam with screaming and cussing.
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                                                        • Grandmaster B
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-05-09
                                                          • 6035

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by andywend
                                                          Grandmaster, why did you remove my comment about your 40 cent a day charity work? I liked being on your honor roll.
                                                          anybody hating on somebody GIVING away things dosent deserve a spot in my sig
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                                                          • eidolon
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-02-08
                                                            • 9531

                                                            #30
                                                            This probably didn't happen.

                                                            1) All electronic devices will go off from the alarms in Wal-Mart.
                                                            2) there are 100s of camera in Wal-Marts.
                                                            3) when you go into most Wal-marts, you need to get the item tagged with the current date on it.
                                                            4) You would have to run into a extremely stupid CS person; plus a manager that has no idea what they are doing (which is not the case. they have extreme training, with crap pay, unless it was just a CS manager, and not an actual manager)

                                                            Could it happen, sure. I worked at a Wal-mart 10 years ago for a few months (never again, I would rather be homeless).
                                                            I definitely saw tricks that worked, or almost worked(that would work with different circumstances).
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                                                            • tkim8404
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 01-28-10
                                                              • 622

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm sure a variation of this could happen. I think I saw on Dr. Phil one time where a couple was scamming walmart somehow.
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                                                              • compaqDikk
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-08-05
                                                                • 5699

                                                                #32
                                                                i've taken the Waltons to the tune of 9.5 mill since reading chapter 8 of justin7s Conaqquering Risk book in just over 5 weeks

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                                                                • in2thethickofit
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-26-09
                                                                  • 2622

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                  i've taken the Waltons to the tune of 9.5 mill since reading chapter 8 of justin7s Conaqquering Risk book in just over 5 weeks

                                                                  Congrats on your 9.5 mil But why did you have to drag your gramma out of bed before she finished her coffee??
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                                                                  • byronbb
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-13-08
                                                                    • 3067

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've heard this before. Someone who worked their said this happens a lot but its for like $20. Usually crackheads etc.
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by robmpink
                                                                      you could return things without a receipt at walmart, I think. You won't get cash though. Anyway, that just sounds silly, your story.
                                                                      Actually you can return things at walmart without a receipt and get cash. But they need your drivers license and they make a copy of it and make a report. I think they give you one or two chances to do this. Afterwards you better have a fukking receipt.

                                                                      BTW, this story/scam was funny as hell. If any of you fukkers try this shit, get it on camrea and post here on SBR and I will throw you 100 SBR points.
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