Nicky Santoro

[blittydeuce]

Let's do this buddy.

[Deuce]

I am in.

[dtp]

good luck with that fellas.

[jjgold]

guy has no skill in video, he leaves himself wide open to get fukkin leveled or at least stealing puck from him.

[Nicky Santoro]

no ice cause i haven't skated in a very long time. i might be a tad rusty.. plus, rinks are tough to get now.. i am playing ball hockey vs Puck Off and JJgold in the next 3 months.. 15 breakaways vs each other.. after i go 2-0 vs these 2, it will be 3-0 if i play you..

I am the greatest hockey player that ever posted at SBR..

[blittydeuce]

guy has no skill in video, he leaves himself wide open to get fukkin leveled or at least stealing puck from him.

JJ, Am I one of the top ten greatest athletes at SBR?...behind you of course Coach.

[Nicky Santoro]

omg, was that you?? lol

i ddin't even watch the vid. i thought it was just some guy playing hockey.

ok, first of all, you have trouble stopping.. it takes you 4 seconds to come to a complete stop.. it takes me 0.3 seconds..secondly, your wrist shots are like a girl.. you have nothing behind it. you need to work on your wrist shot.. you look unbalanced.. and finally, what the hell is that stick?? its taller than you.. that stick is even too big for the 3 biggest defencemen's in the NHL, chris pronger, zdeno chara, and sheldon souray who use massive sticks..

that's why you are having trouble out there.. you need a shorter stick. that stick is way too long for you.. you have no control out there..

after watching that vid, now i am 100% sure i'd make circles around you in a hockey game..

[TobiasFunke]

Not bad

Nicky this guy is probably better than 95% of SBR posters at ice hockey...it's a tough sport and most on here have never even laced up a pair of skates,

[Nicky Santoro]

Not bad

Nicky this guy is probably better than 95% of SBR posters at ice hockey...it's a tough sport and most on here have never even laced up a pair of skates,

true, and 95% of sbr posters are NOT canadian.. for an american, he is great.

he's not bad.. but i'm still better. i would still make circles around the kid..


Nickay!

[jjgold]

Wait who is the guy in the video??

I am confused now

[statnerds]

1. Skating looks smooth

2. Stick may be a tad too big, but if it is your comfort and it will allow for many an unexpected poke-check

3. Anyone that can skate for 1+ minute with no break is okay in my book, shit is exhausting.

4. The only knock I had was your hands don't appear quick enough. But again, might be part of the stick length and the fact you are just practicing and not in game play. Slow hands or not?

5. Every one else knocking the guy is full of shit. Except Nicky, I could never insult a sharp man like Nicky. JJ on the other hand.

[Nicky Santoro]

3. Anyone that can skate for 1+ minute with no break is okay in my book, shit is exhausting.

statter,

the kid was coasting for 1 min.. he never once skated hard.. let me see him go battle the puck in the corner with 2 players for 21 seconds and he'll be clutching his heart. that is where hockey is tough.. not just coast slowly and take easy wrist shots at the net. i bet he was never once out of breath and could've done that for another 20 min and not be tired. he was never skating hard..

[jjgold]

Looks like if guy every took a strong slap shit he would lose his balance and fall down

He is skating slow, I mean better than most of us here but he is cautious o the skates

[Nicky Santoro]

Looks like if guy every took a strong slap shit he would lose his balance and fall down

He is skating slow, I mean better than most of us here but he is cautious o the skates

good call.. his legs are not strong.. one body check and he'll fly into the 3rd row in the stands. he doesn't have good balance.. i bet he falls 14 times on the ice a game..

i hope he never keeps his head down or gets bodychecked by a 230 lb guy, or we might not see blitter ever again.. Very weak legs..

[keyboarding]

Vapours.

[jjgold]

good call.. his legs are not strong.. one body check and he'll fly into the 3rd row in the stands. he doesn't have good balance.. i bet he falls 14 times on the ice a game..

i hope he never keeps his head down or gets bodychecked by a 230 lb guy, or we might not see blitter ever again.. Very weak legs..

Nicky I know hockey very well, study when he takes a shot at the net, he is afraid to put any body into it because he would fall on his ass, Nicky he is just using his wrists.

Nicky I feel bad for the kid if he ever plays for real because he will get leveled and be out of the game

I liked the video though

[jjgold]

Nicky he only goes to the left side of the ice too, easy to key on him and put him in the fukkin stands

Nicky I cannot wait to play football hockey with you and show you what real street hockey is

[SlickFazzer]

Nice work gentlemen.

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky he only goes to the left side of the ice too, easy to key on him and put him in the fukkin stands

Nicky I cannot wait to play football hockey with you and show you what real street hockey is

it should be fun when you come down so i can beat your ass on video..


but you are right, good point again.. watch the vid again and you'll see how he's good on turns left leg over right leg.. but he can NEVER do a right over left turn. he did left over right 13x, and 1 time right over left, but he stopped just before and did it very slowly...i think you do know hockey.. for an american who said 7 yrs ago how americans don't care for hockey and no one watches it.., you're amazing..


If this kid played in a real game with guys 6'4, 232 lbs of pure muscle and got checked.. he wouldn't be in the hospital.. i swear he'll be dead.. YES... DEAD... he would get flattened out there.. no balance at all, no upper body. he weighs about 148 lbs.. ouch..

blitter, after watching that display, no way i can ever play you now..

[Deuce]

I'd love to play Nicky on ice.

Vid looks good, prob could play in the C Leagues here in Michigan.

[jjgold]

Nicky I am practicing already

Deuce....Nicky would bury you in hockey

[blittydeuce]

Geez Coach, that was kinda harsh. I just wanted to make you proud.

[PuckOff]

Blitty,

After watching this video I am now demanding 1st class flight tickets to NYC for home games, accommodation at Hilton on Avenue of the Americas with breakfast. I also want to be paid $750/game for the first 5 games, $1000 for the next 10 games and $1750 for the remaining games in your hockey season. I want you to seal this deal with your Pres/G.M. and get back to me.

BTW.......cut your gad damn stick before you end up spearing yourself you crazy bastard.

[PuckOff]

I'd love to play Nicky on ice.

Vid looks good, prob could play in the C Leagues here in Michigan.

Blitty is a decent kid, but I doubt he'd make the under 16 G team here in NS. The guy needs to work on his left pivot AND cut about 6-8 inches off his stick.

[PuckOff]

I think we may have hurt Blitty's feelings. Certainly wasn't my intention.

[blittydeuce]

I think we may have hurt Blitty's feelings. Certainly wasn't my intention.

No one hurt my feelings pucker, I was just fukking around in that vid. I thought maybe JJ and Nicky would have given me more props for posting that.

I am still up to challenge anyone to a pick up game. I am very physical and aggressive while playing. There is no way to verify how I actually play from what you saw.


I am waiting for you guys to post your vids.

[PuckOff]

Blitty,

Glad to see you back in this thread. Did you speak to yoru G.M./Pres of your hockey team? Is this the team with the Czech players? Will you make it happen? I will easily make you look good out there. If Sidney Crosby can make other players around him better than I know I can.

Work it!!!

[blittydeuce]

Blitty,

Glad to see you back in this thread. Did you speak to yoru G.M./Pres of your hockey team? Is this the team with the Czech players? Will you make it happen? I will easily make you look good out there. If Sidney Crosby can make other players around him better than I know I can.

Work it!!!

LOL.

I am actually going to my evaluation tonight. I'll let you know what team/division I get placed on.

[PuckOff]

Please cut yoru stick buddy. Shoudl be cut around your Adams Apple. If you actually have one.

[PuckOff]

Blitty,

What team/division did you get placed on? Did you cut your stick down?

[blittydeuce]

Blitty,

What team/division did you get placed on? Did you cut your stick down?

I got placed on a division 4 team. There are 8 divisions at my rink. Cutting my stick down to my adam's apple sounds ridiculous lol. Have you ever even skated before pucky? Are you just a wannabe? Please post vid to prove you have any idea what you are talking about. Thanks.

[Nicky Santoro]

underneath the tip of the chin is where it should be. that is where most NHL players have it.. not adams apple OR 3 feet over your head, like you have it now..

[blittydeuce]

underneath the tip of the chin is where it should be. that is where most NHL players have it.. not adams apple OR 3 feet over your head, like you have it now..

I agree with the chin. Mine is at my upper lip. I like added leverage with my slap shot, as well as additional length for poke checks.


Nickyyyyyyyy.

[Nicky Santoro]

Mine is at my upper lip.

yeah, maybe Shaq's upper lip..

that thing is at least 2 feet over your head..

[blittydeuce]

Nicky, my new team is compromised of all Montrealer's. We are named after this movie, have you ever seen it?