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  • Swinging Johnson
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    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    Funny story
    Ok boys, so Im playing tournament poker at a casino last week and we're between breaks. I smoke about a pack a week which basically amounts to me huffing half a pack at a time whenever I'm drinking or playing cards or both (as I don't smoke any other time). So, I'm outside smoking a cig and this big biker dude with tats on his forearms approaches me with a short sleeve shirt that says "I Hate Peyton Manning", so I decide to engage him and I say "So how do you feel about his brother?" He immediately flings his arms out to each side which is basically gangspeak for "C'mon let's do this." Not having been in a fight in about 20 years I say to myself "Oh boy, here we go. I'm going to swing for the fences and hopefully watch this prick drop because if I miss, I'm in big fukkin trouble." He then slowly turns around and on the back of his shirt I read the following words..."And Eli sucks too." We both had a good laugh and I went on to place 4th and make a few bucks. Good day and a decent story.
  • Ace_of_Spades
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-14-09
    • 13518

    #2
    But quietly nervous the whole time being around this guy?
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    • Al Masters
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 04-29-06
      • 6940

      #3
      Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
      Ok boys, so Im playing tournament poker at a casino last week and we're between breaks. I smoke about a pack a week which basically amounts to me huffing half a pack at a time whenever I'm drinking or playing cards or both (as I don't smoke any other time). So, I'm outside smoking a cig and this big biker dude with tats on his forearms approaches me with a short sleeve shirt that says "I Hate Peyton Manning", so I decide to engage him and I say "So how do you feel about his brother?" He immediately flings his arms out to each side which is basically gangspeak for "C'mon let's do this." Not having been in a fight in about 20 years I say to myself "Oh boy, here we go. I'm going to swing for the fences and hopefully watch this prick drop because if I miss, I'm in big fukkin trouble." He then slowly turns around and on the back of his shirt I read the following words..."And Eli sucks too." We both had a good laugh and I went on to place 4th and make a few bucks. Good day and a decent story.


      If your between breaks youd actually be playing........no?
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      • Swinging Johnson
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        • 08-12-09
        • 7604

        #4
        Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
        But quietly nervous the whole time being around this guy?
        Absofuckinglutely but the best thing you can do for yourself or your kids is to know how to throw a good clean punch...or at the very least convince the guy that you can!
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        • Swinging Johnson
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-12-09
          • 7604

          #5
          Originally posted by Al Masters
          If your between breaks youd actually be playing........no?
          Oh Al, you've exposed me you slick demented genius.
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          • B1GER1C828
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-31-07
            • 10244

            #6
            shoulda put the cigarette out on ur arm...that woulda scared the fucker away(if he was in fact bout to throw down wit u)
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            • Swinging Johnson
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-12-09
              • 7604

              #7
              Originally posted by B1GER1C828
              shoulda put the cigarette out on ur arm...that woulda scared the fucker away(if he was in fact bout to throw down wit u)
              Now B1Ger, you have the luxury of knowing exactly how this situation resolved itself. Therefore, would you care to rethink your advice or would you prefer to have a permanent scar that reminded you each and every day how stupid that decision proved to be?
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              • B1GER1C828
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-31-07
                • 10244

                #8
                Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                Now B1Ger, you have the luxury of knowing exactly how this situation resolved itself. Therefore, would you care to rethink your advice or would you prefer to have a permanent scar that reminded you each and every day how stupid that decision proved to be?
                now Swing, do u think i would actually do this? lol though 1 time i was drunk and i did it for like a second...doesnt feel good .

                for the record i love payton manning...eli can go **** himself.
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                • Swinging Johnson
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-12-09
                  • 7604

                  #9
                  Originally posted by B1GER1C828
                  now Swing, do u think i would actually do this? lol though 1 time i was drunk and i did it for like a second...doesnt feel good . for the record i love payton manning...eli can go **** himself.
                  I hear you brother, just teasing. Would be a very ballsy move though!
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                  • B1GER1C828
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-31-07
                    • 10244

                    #10
                    lol ya...defiantly a scary movie to pull. I'd be intimidated .
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                    • OmgUrMom
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                      • 02-07-10
                      • 8481

                      #11
                      good story swinger. way to go on the 4th place
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                      • shady610
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-12-06
                        • 1570

                        #12
                        That's funny. 1000 posts
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                        • The Prick
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-31-05
                          • 4965

                          #13
                          swinger you ol fuggers aint got no business fighting. shoulda just hired the dude ta fetch beer for ya and such.
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                          • Swinging Johnson
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-12-09
                            • 7604

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Prick
                            swinger you ol fuggers aint got no business fighting. shoulda just hired the dude ta fetch beer for ya and such.
                            Prickster, amen to that brother. I'm a lover (and a very poor one at that) not a fighter. I just thought the guy was gonna come and I wasn't going to let that big old train just run me over. Fukkin Prick. Loved watching you on that video down in Rica. You're the only poster alive where you can hear your voice just by reading your words. That's talent.
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