I feel like puking, I just drank a centipede

[OmgUrMom]

Background= Chilling in my basements drinking some orange drank, there is a serious centipede problem in ma basement, they crawl around fecking everywhere.

I set my orange drank on the ground for a few minutes and picked it back up to drink, i take a long swig and feel something crawling around in my mouth. For some reason i decided to swallow and now i guess its crawling around my stomach till it dies from the temperature or acids. I feel like vomiting this is so fecking nasty. I hate those things so bad and they crawl around everywhere goddamn.

[TR88]

I cant breathe from laughting hope u get better tho OMG

[Ced's shadow]

Induce vomit NAO, I believe some species are cyanide producers and even though it's not enough to kill you it may harm you at some level

[thebayareabeast]

This cant be serious

[TR88]

good thing is that it was not something like that

[minet123]

Call the U of Min and ask for entomology and ask what you should do just to be safe

[OmgUrMom]

Call the U of Min and ask for entomology and ask what you should do just to be safe

are you guys serious? i didnt think it would hurt me. I guess i will call and make sure

[minet123]

are you guys serious? i didnt think it would hurt me. I guess i will call and make sure

I would or at least the zoo or some where that houses insects
just to be sure
they thrive in raw sewage/garbage/dirt and you ate one
safe than sorry ...blah blah blah
plus it will take the focus of you f**King up your moms Pogo account

[DwightShrute]

you'll be dead within 6 hours

[JW Cash]

Induce vomit NAO, I believe some species are cyanide producers and even though it's not enough to kill you it may harm you at some level

I thought there was good protein in those bugs....

[OmgUrMom]

Just got off the phone, they told me as long as I don't have an allergic reaction and am feeling ok I don't have to do anything. If i do feel sick I should go to a doctor.

[tanner40]

Can you feel it crawling around?

[Ced's shadow]

I thought there was good protein in those bugs....

Cash, I'm pretty sure there's a way to take all the toxins and any other harmful chemichals it has, roast it a little bit and get a protein full meal

[Extra Innings]

[minet123]

Just got off the phone, they told me as long as I don't have an allergic reaction and am feeling ok I don't have to do anything. If i do feel sick I should go to a doctor.

Trust me on this if you have an allergic reaction to an insect your tummy upset will be the least of the symptoms
Now if you feel like you can't breath than call 911
otherwise you will be fine

[Ced's shadow]

So, what happened?

[OmgUrMom]

Mentally I felt like puking but physically I was fine, was definetely a disgusting experience though. I'm paranoid about putting my glasses on the ground now.

[itchypickle]

Mentally I felt like puking but physically I was fine, was definetely a disgusting experience though. I'm paranoid about putting my glasses on the ground now.

Hope all those little legs don't grab on to ya on the way out when you shat him out this weekend!

[Ace_of_Spades]

Your pretty much dead.

[Bigmikesm]

That's funny shit. I have the same problem in my basement. I will keep my eyes open when drinking and eating from now on.

[OmgUrMom]

Your pretty much dead.

i lived

[Ced's shadow]

[in2thethickofit]

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Sounds refreshing!