J'ever think about killing yourself to get unmarried ?

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  • Doug
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 6324

    #1
    J'ever think about killing yourself to get unmarried ?
    I've considered that everyday since I got married in 2000, or 2001 ( I forget the evil date) !


    Everyday gets worse !
    I'd fully expect that the ******* BITCH takes me me every cent I have.

    I'd be happy with 50%, even a bit less than that !
  • JW Cash
    SBR MVP
    • 12-31-08
    • 4453

    #2
    there are far better reasons for killing yourself than any fallout with women....
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    • pat venditto
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-07-07
      • 14347

      #3
      Most young guys could learn a lesson from this thread.
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      • Ace_of_Spades
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-14-09
        • 13518

        #4
        People say this about marriage, but the question begs to be asked, why get married in the first place. It's a suckers paradise.
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        • pat venditto
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-07-07
          • 14347

          #5
          Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
          People say this about marriage, but the question begs to be asked, why get married in the first place. It's a suckers paradise.
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            Nah, then she'll just be happy she gets all of your money.
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            • michalis
              Restricted User
              • 01-02-10
              • 1439

              #7
              dont give her a nookie for a while, then catch her cheating and take pictures

              wouldnt a court take that into consideration when deciding how much to give the b*tch for the divorce?

              if that doesnt work threaten to post the pictures/video all over the internet, maybe even giant posters around the neigborhood
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Marriage is for suckers and weak people.

                It's actually not normal to be with same person forever.

                Marriage is good for about 6% of pop.

                Best thing is never get serious with women.

                Marriage and children is ruination for most men
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                • unusialsusp5
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-18-10
                  • 4198

                  #9
                  i thought everyone knew this by now. people groan when they get wedding invitations. ever know anyone who has planned a big wedding. what is that? no one wants to go and more than likely the bride or groom have changed their mind by the wedding date. it is doomed to failure at least 50% of the time anyway. why don't people just claim they eloped in another state and just pretend they got married so when its over its over.
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                  • SRBI
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-20-09
                    • 8393

                    #10
                    Here's a good tip IMO, don't ever fall in love. This way you won't even consider marriage.
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                    • SRBI
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-20-09
                      • 8393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                      i thought everyone knew this by now. people groan when they get wedding invitations. ever know anyone who has planned a big wedding. what is that? no one wants to go and more than likely the bride or groom have changed their mind by the wedding date. it is doomed to failure at least 50% of the time anyway. why don't people just claim they eloped in another state and just pretend they got married so when its over its over.
                      Only in the USA sir, where the divorce rate is higher than high-school graduates
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                      • u21c3f6
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 01-17-09
                        • 790

                        #12


                        Wow. I don't know what to write. I have been married (once and to the same woman) for 33 years and I have never felt any of the animosity that I am reading in several of the posts above.

                        Blaming marriage is like blaming the refs for your gambling losses IMO.

                        Here's wishing everyone better future relationships!

                        Joe.
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                        • SRBI
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-20-09
                          • 8393

                          #13
                          Originally posted by u21c3f6


                          Wow. I don't know what to write. I have been married (once and to the same woman) for 33 years and I have never felt any of the animosity that I am reading in several of the posts above.

                          Blaming marriage is like blaming the refs for your gambling losses IMO.

                          Here's wishing everyone better future relationships!

                          Joe.
                          hats off to you sir, you are respected, even though I have no clue who you are.
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                          • Fishhead
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 08-11-05
                            • 40179

                            #14
                            Loosen up Doug
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82847

                              #15
                              If you don't save any money and spent it all that bitch will not get anything.
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                              • szk1983
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 07-08-06
                                • 642

                                #16
                                I am 27 and have been married for three years, and every day gets better.
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                                • JUST A MAN
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 04-22-10
                                  • 276

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by u21c3f6


                                  Wow. I don't know what to write. I have been married (once and to the same woman) for 33 years and I have never felt any of the animosity that I am reading in several of the posts above.

                                  Blaming marriage is like blaming the refs for your gambling losses IMO.

                                  Here's wishing everyone better future relationships!

                                  Joe.
                                  Well written.
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                                  • Fishhead
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 08-11-05
                                    • 40179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by szk1983
                                    I am 27 and have been married for three years, and every day gets better.

                                    Questions

                                    1. Are you a female?

                                    2 If male, did you marry a female?
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                                    • curious
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 07-20-07
                                      • 9093

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Doug
                                      I've considered that everyday since I got married in 2000, or 2001 ( I forget the evil date) !


                                      Everyday gets worse !
                                      I'd fully expect that the ******* BITCH takes me me every cent I have.

                                      I'd be happy with 50%, even a bit less than that !
                                      Why kill yourself? Just beat the crap out of her a few times and tell her she better start acting right or its going to get worse.
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                                      • ProfaneReality
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 04-14-09
                                        • 7607

                                        #20
                                        doug quit being such a p ussy... if you hate her so much, leave. losing half of your money should be worth it if you are so miserable.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Falling in love is silly
                                          How people do it behond belief.
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                                          • ronald
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-31-05
                                            • 4919

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Marriage is for suckers and weak people.

                                            It's actually not normal to be with same person forever.

                                            Marriage is good for about 6% of pop.

                                            Best thing is never get serious with women.

                                            Marriage and children is ruination for most men
                                            SHARP POST!!
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                                            • JW Cash
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-31-08
                                              • 4453

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Falling in love is silly
                                              How people do it behond belief.



                                              They actually dont " fall in love "

                                              Love doesnt exist...


                                              Its nothing more than attraction.......
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                                              • Scorpion
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-04-05
                                                • 7797

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                Questions

                                                1. Are you a female?

                                                2 If male, did you marry a female?
                                                Beantownjim made a move on Doug 3 weeks ago, he sent him 300 SBR points, BTJ wanted to ride Doug douggie style for 300 points

                                                Dont worry Doug, you will lose 50% but if you marry Beantownjim after your divorce you can have his SBR points, all of them
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  I look back on my life and the best thing I ever did was not get involved with women and have kids

                                                  80% a miserable bitches after 30

                                                  Nothing like a 20 year old woman that is free spirited and just wants to have fun even if not sex

                                                  You get married it will be the worst thing you do in your fukkin life
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                                                  • TR88
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                    • 9364

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    I look back on my life and the best thing I ever did was not get involved with women and have kids

                                                    80% a miserable bitches after 30

                                                    Nothing like a 20 year old woman that is free spirited and just wants to have fun even if not sex

                                                    You get married it will be the worst thing you do in your fukkin life
                                                    what about kids .....I mean u gotta have kids at some point.....if not there wouldn't be Sethlin Junior in the future
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                                                    • Swinging Johnson
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-12-09
                                                      • 7604

                                                      #27
                                                      Doug, let's face facts here. If you've thought about killing yourself to get out of the marriage, you have definitely thought a helluva lot more about killing your wife. Don't do it. You won't get away with it and you'll spend the rest of your life in prison. Just get a divorce lawyer and get the hell out. The money you spend will be a walk in the park compared to what you're going thru now.
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                                                      • INVEGA MAN
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-30-08
                                                        • 6806

                                                        #28
                                                        I fall in love every day but I dont think about marriage
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                                                        • DrStale
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-07-08
                                                          • 9692

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by curious

                                                          Why kill yourself? Just beat the crap out of her a few times and tell her she better start acting right or its going to get worse.
                                                          Can't just beat the wife Curious, they could end up in a wheelchair.
                                                          Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                          • sundin4prez
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-09-10
                                                            • 1970

                                                            #30
                                                            told this story before, buddy lost millions to a wife that literally quit having sex once they sighed the papers... oh gig i mention they had a prenup that the judge ignored..... I WILL NEVER FALL INTO MARRIAGE
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                                                            • Brock Landers
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 06-30-08
                                                              • 45359

                                                              #31
                                                              i enjoy being married, can't imagine life any other way
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                                                              • bogbat
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 03-21-10
                                                                • 1843

                                                                #32
                                                                Doug, do you have any kids? How old are you?
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                                                                • Flying Dutchman
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-17-09
                                                                  • 2467

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Take your wife to Amsterdam, get high on drugs, whack her, spend 2-3 years in jail (reduced sentence, mitigating circumstances).

                                                                  No alimony, no 50% split.

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                                                                  • JohnGalt2341
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 12-31-09
                                                                    • 9138

                                                                    #34
                                                                    How old are you? 39? I suggest you go on a Cattle Drive.
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                                                                    • DrStale
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 12-07-08
                                                                      • 9692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
                                                                      How old are you? 39? I suggest you go on a Cattle Drive.
                                                                      Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                                      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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