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  • Holtgetsback
    SBR MVP
    • 01-04-10
    • 4655

    #1
    Virgin Mary Play (rare)
    Mary has given me three Tips in my time as a sports bettor. All were easy winners. Although I have not shared these with the board, I do not think Mary would mind a few more of my friends getting in on the action.



    Mary says to bet the Dodgers, at any number..... big.

    Virgin Mary Plays 4-0
  • dodger33
    SBR MVP
    • 08-14-09
    • 3962

    #2
    I do love when Jesus is on my side.
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    • obamaismyuncle
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-31-08
      • 17801

      #3
      This could be the beginning of a great thing..already on Dodgers ML here.
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      • 2daBank
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-26-09
        • 88966

        #4
        i never could figure out how she had a baby if she was a virgin big sticking point with me......either way i like this play so hopefully imaginary god is on our side.....
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        • minet123
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-17-07
          • 10280

          #5
          I occasionally have the same thing I just call them
          The cult of Isis Plays
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          • Holtgetsback
            SBR MVP
            • 01-04-10
            • 4655

            #6


            Mary, Mother of God...

            It is time for your miracle.

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            • acarmelo1
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-29-09
              • 6321

              #7
              Originally posted by 2daBank
              i never could figure out how she had a baby if she was a virgin big sticking point with me......either way i like this play so hopefully imaginary god is on our side.....
              The Holy Ghost Impregnated her.
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              • Masu485
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                • 08-14-08
                • 7700

                #8
                Who is that kid lifting her up? Atlas?
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                • 2daBank
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                  • 01-26-09
                  • 88966

                  #9
                  Originally posted by acarmelo1
                  The Holy Ghost Impregnated her.

                  sure it did....
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                  • 2daBank
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                    • 01-26-09
                    • 88966

                    #10
                    chalk up another lie for Christianity.......should have known......
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                    • Goat Milk
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                      • 03-24-10
                      • 25850

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                      i never could figure out how she had a baby if she was a virgin big sticking point with me......either way i like this play so hopefully imaginary god is on our side.....
                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                      chalk up another lie for Christianity.......should have known......
                      These are ignorant statemetns. It seems as though you are not very familiar with the Bible. Otherwise you would have the answer to these questions.
                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                      • Goat Milk
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                        • 03-24-10
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Holtgetsback
                        Mary has given me three Tips in my time as a sports bettor. All were easy winners. Although I have not shared these with the board, I do not think Mary would mind a few more of my friends getting in on the action. Mary says I SAY to bet the Dodgers, at any number..... big. Virgin Mary Plays 4-0
                        you are a tool
                        Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                        • 2daBank
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                          • 01-26-09
                          • 88966

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Goat Milk
                          These are ignorant statemetns.

                          fuk you and your imaginary god.....
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                          • Holtgetsback
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                            • 01-04-10
                            • 4655

                            #14


                            I had a dream that the Dodgers won...and Mary was floating above the pitcher's mound. Those are the standards for a Virgin Mary play.

                            Goat Milk this game is not over yet...
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                            • flyingillini
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                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Psalm 23:13
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • Goat Milk
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                                • 03-24-10
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Holtgetsback
                                I had a dream that the Dodgers won...and Mary was floating above the pitcher's mound. Those are the standards for a Virgin Mary play. Goat Milk this game is not over yet...
                                I could give two fukks if you win or lose. You obviously don't understand my point. I will not spend time clarifying.
                                Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                • 2daBank
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                                  • 01-26-09
                                  • 88966

                                  #17
                                  point is who gives a shit what Holt decides to call it.......
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                                  • Goat Milk
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                                    • 03-24-10
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                                    #18
                                    Holts thread title displays the utmost ignorance, regardless of whether or not you practice a religion.
                                    Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                    • Holtgetsback
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                                      • 01-04-10
                                      • 4655

                                      #19
                                      Psalm 139:5

                                      5 You hem me in—behind and before;
                                      you have laid your hand upon me.



                                      we were not worthy tonight.

                                      Goat-


                                      Ba Fungul
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                                      • Goat Milk
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                                        • 03-24-10
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                                        #20
                                        Ghaba. Khor aey khamra
                                        Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                        • shari91
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                                          • 02-23-10
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Holtgetsback
                                          Psalm 139:5 5 You hem me in—behind and before; you have laid your hand upon me. we were not worthy tonight. Goat- Ba Fungul
                                          You're butchering the Italian language here my friend.
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                                          • Spanks
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                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 2040

                                            #22
                                            stupid inbred dick...
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                                            • Holtgetsback
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-04-10
                                              • 4655

                                              #23
                                              Not only does Mary, Mother of God, give me a loser...... now you guys are rubbing it in

                                              Where were you guys the other does on my +145 winner with the A's

                                              we will be bounce back soon , you heard it hear first

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                                              • dollarbill
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                                                • 03-22-09
                                                • 1288

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                                These are ignorant statemetns. It seems as though you are not very familiar with the Bible. Otherwise you would have the answer to these questions.
                                                I went to a Catholic School and they did not have a Bible Class? Please start a thread on the Bible so we can all have the answers........
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                                                • Deuce
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                                                  • 01-12-08
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                                                  #25
                                                  Why?

                                                  Is this funny? How dare you. You need, Jesus.
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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11052

                                                    #26
                                                    Uhhh.... Mary hates the Dodgers, loves the Saints! You might wanna wait for football season.
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