-FHW- will be giving away AUTOGRAPHED FOOTBALL

[Fishhead]

[Fishhead]

Stay tuned into SBR to learn how one can win this authenicated AUTOGRAPHED FOOTBALL by the CEO and PRESIDENT of FISHHEADWAGER, FISHHEAD.

This is a one of a kind item and sure to increase in value over the coming months and years.


FHW would like to thank all our loyal clients for showing their support.


Again, keep those eyes peeled, within the next month, this AUTOGRAPHED FOOTBALL will be won by some lucky player at -FHW-

[obamaismyuncle]

Dude, Fishhead, what is wrong with you?

[Fishhead]

OBAMA, even you have a chance to win this one of a kind item.


Good luck guy!!

[jjgold]

Dude, Fishhead, what is wrong with you?

that was funny

[Holtgetsback]

FHW keeps stepping it up.

Possible jump up in the rankings. Closing in quick on the leaderboard

[sickler]

Ok, a nerf football autographed by a dumpster diver.

Prized item.

[Patrick McIrish]

I might have to rethink my "Bookmaker is the best book on the planet" opinion, FishheadWager is making huge strides as we speak! I'd take someone out for that football, in 30 years it will be worth more than my house if I can verify FH's signature. When can we expect details sir on how to win this???

[Fishhead]

I might have to rethink my "Bookmaker is the best book on the planet thought, FishheadWager is making huge strides as we speak! I'd take someone out for that football, in 30 years it will be worth more than my house if I can verify FH's signature.

It's as real as cream cheese on a doghouse.

[Goat Milk]

so it should come with certificate of authenticity. thanks.

[Kellen]

I'll send a football autographed by me to someone for 200 pts. An actual football, no nerf or mini football crap.

[excel]

Word is that sethlin micro sports book will be flying one lucky gambler out to experience spindling with the stars of a new jersey YMCA.

[Patrick McIrish]

so it should come with certificate of authenticity. thanks.

Exactly Goat, sharp post. Some dont realize it yet but they will be telling stories of gambling with Fishhead to their Grandkids and no one will believe them. This kid is a LEGEND in the offshore gambling world.

[poker_dummy101]

why would you want to devalue a football?

[THE PROFIT]

Word is that sethlin micro sports book will be flying one lucky gambler out to experience spindling with the stars of a new jersey YMCA.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Wipe your ass with the football...it would be worth more

[Goat Milk]

Wipe your ass with the football...it would be worth more

you prolly do shit like that all the time thats why your name is Dirty Mexican.

[bobbyfk]

I never got my football from JJ

[The General]

Nice werk as expected Fisher.

[jjgold]

Who got the football??

[Goat Milk]

Who won?

[Fishhead]

It will be given away at the bash.......

[Fishhead]

It will be given away at the bash......

[obamaismyuncle]

It will be given away at the bash.......

Fishhead, GoatTurd likes dolls...can you send her a FH doll?

[BigDaddy]

great contest


thanks fish

[yisman]

I floated FHW an interest free loan. I want prizes!

[RudyRuetigger]

who won this prize????

[Fishhead]

who won this prize????

baus.....

[LVHerbie]

Fishead was there a pic in the first thread? If so can you repost? Need a good reason to cry that I wasn't around to win this one of a kind collectible...

[Fishhead]

Fishead was there a pic in the first thread? If so can you repost? Need a good reason to cry that I wasn't around to win this one of a kind collectible...

Yes, not sure where it is.

[BAUS]

baus.....

Thanks again sir!

BAUS

[Fishhead]

Thanks again sir!

BAUS

[mathdotcom]

A few weeks ago BAUS and I went to a local park and were throwing the Fishhead ball around, basically having a nice time. Looking at girls walking by and impressing them with our quick routes and footwork, throwing football through tire hanging in playground. Anyways, about half an hour goes by and a bunch kids show up, maybe 7-8 of them. They are all about 10-11 years old. One kid is black and kind of looks like the guy who spray painted "Bebop" on my ride but got away before I could nail him.

So they say they are on the local kids football team and were wondering if they could play. (In Canada any kid who wants to play football is almost for sure an outcast and can't afford hockey equipment). I am about to tell them no and to scram kind of like Ted Dibiase's man slave Virgil used to do to clear a public pool... but BAUS tells me to hold off because he sees an opportunity. BAUS has a nose for money like no one I've ever met, which is kind of surprising because he doesn't have any jewish blood at all. Anyhow, he starts talking football with the kids and who they like on Sunday, etc. Of course they all like the Colts and Patriots and Packers and think they will win. BAUS pats the ball in his hand and tells the kids to take a knee, at which point they all go down on one knee and look up to BAUS with wide eyes and admiration (kind of like all the slack-jawed guffaws surrounding Justin7 at the Nugget asking him for pointers).

BAUS is wearing brand new white Nike athletic shoes, silk tracksuite pants, and a hoodie that CRIS sent him. Anyways he explains to them that picking the winners is easy but picking whether they can win by more than a certain number of points is the really interesting question. BAUS explains how spread betting works and the kids are amazed, kind of drooling at the prospect of action. He hands out parlay cards to the kids (BAUS always has these in his back pocket just in case .. no wonder he never has a condom on him[ see http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...i-cheated.html ) and starts taking their action. Of course the cards pay a brutal 3 to 1 on a 3-teamer, etc., and no kid has any chance of winning. They all rush home and fill out the cards and soon enough their parents want in on the action. It's only been two weeks and already BAUS has them by the balls. One guy is so barreled in he has his wife blow BAUS once a week for the next 16 weeks because the Saints couldn't cover. Another guy works at a furniture store and BAUS just walks in and picks anything he wants and gets it delivered the same day. And you won't believe this, one guy is a cop and after a drug bust or a gang leader's shit gets confiscated BAUS gets first crack at the stuff.

Gambling is a drug more powerful than anything and kind of makes me wonder sometimes.

[Fishhead]

A few weeks ago BAUS and I went to a local park and were throwing the Fishhead ball around, basically having a nice time. Looking at girls walking by and impressing them with our quick routes and footwork, throwing football through tire hanging in playground. Anyways, about half an hour goes by and a bunch kids show up, maybe 7-8 of them. They are all about 10-11 years old. One kid is black and kind of looks like the guy who spray painted "Bebop" on my ride but got away before I could nail him.

So they say they are on the local kids football team and were wondering if they could play. (In Canada any kid who wants to play football is almost for sure an outcast and can't afford hockey equipment). I am about to tell them no and to scram kind of like Ted Dibiase's man slave Virgil used to do to clear a public pool... but BAUS tells me to hold off because he sees an opportunity. BAUS has a nose for money like no one I've ever met, which is kind of surprising because he doesn't have any jewish blood at all. Anyhow, he starts talking football with the kids and who they like on Sunday, etc. Of course they all like the Colts and Patriots and Packers and think they will win. BAUS pats the ball in his hand and tells the kids to take a knee, at which point they all go down on one knee and look up to BAUS with wide eyes and admiration (kind of like all the slack-jawed guffaws surrounding Justin7 at the Nugget asking him for pointers).

BAUS is wearing brand new white Nike athletic shoes, silk tracksuite pants, and a hoodie that CRIS sent him. Anyways he explains to them that picking the winners is easy but picking whether they can win by more than a certain number of points is the really interesting question. BAUS explains how spread betting works and the kids are amazed, kind of drooling at the prospect of action. He hands out parlay cards to the kids (BAUS always has these in his back pocket just in case .. no wonder he never has a condom on him[ see http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...i-cheated.html ) and starts taking their action. Of course the cards pay a brutal 3 to 1 on a 3-teamer, etc., and no kid has any chance of winning. They all rush home and fill out the cards and soon enough their parents want in on the action. It's only been two weeks and already BAUS has them by the balls. One guy is so barreled in he has his wife blow BAUS once a week for the next 16 weeks because the Saints couldn't cover. Another guy works at a furniture store and BAUS just walks in and picks anything he wants and gets it delivered the same day. And you won't believe this, one guy is a cop and after a drug bust or a gang leader's shit gets confiscated BAUS gets first crack at the stuff.

Gambling is a drug more powerful than anything and kind of makes me wonder sometimes.

[Cougar Bait]

That BAUS is one slick fuk

I like his old avatar better, more deranged

Kind of looked like a predator