What would I get for a sex vid?

**OverUnder** · 06-08-10, 08:53 AM

7 points from me

**sickler** · 06-08-10, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by OverUnder

7 points from me

It's a start.

**sundin4prez** · 06-08-10, 10:44 AM

i'll give you 2 points......... YES 2 points

**buztah** · 06-08-10, 10:46 AM

arrested

**betplom** · 06-08-10, 10:55 AM

Sickler I would give you 100 points if you scream my name as you climax.

200 points if SHE screams my name as you climax.

Pay no attention to Buzzy, all that exercise has gone to his head.

**EmpireMaker** · 06-08-10, 12:13 PM

make it happen, it would liven things up around here

**sickler** · 06-08-10, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by buztah

arrested

LOL Buzzy, at my age I'd be lucky to bag a 20 yr old.

Originally posted by betplom

Sickler I would give you 100 points if you scream my name as you climax.

200 points if SHE screams my name as you climax.

Pay no attention to Buzzy, all that exercise has gone to his head.

Nice try pal, but you never have more than a couple dozen points to your name. Borrow 500 points and we'll both scream your name.

I noticed how JJ avoided this thread. His approval is important. Wassamatter, JJ, afraid your job security would be in jeopardy if you give the thumbs up?

**excel** · 06-08-10, 06:39 PM

If you do it you win SBR.

**jjgold** · 06-08-10, 06:59 PM

Well it depends sickler

10,000 points for this scene.

1. Go in the fukkin woods with two other guys in there 20's, one a twink like 6-4, 130 and the other a fukkin bear like 6ft, 300 or so. Put up a fukkin tent and start roasting marshmellows and drinking beer. Sickler just start bull shitting with your boys and start to feel the twink up just fukkin around, I guess basically starting to seduce him. Encourage the Bear to jump in and just all 3 of you fuk around with foreplay, lots of touching and then start to undress them and then you undress. I want you to wear gloves to and a fukkin ski mask. Put a marshmellow on the Bears cock and have the twink eat it and then proceed to have the Bear blow you and while he is doing that have the twink on your shoulders straddling your face as you blow him. It is called a Bolt Cock Lock, proceed to fukki Bear in the ass as the twink is blowing the Bear , then start yelling at the twink saying " I am going to finish you" and chase him out of the fukkin tent and fuk him on the side of a tree "sap lock him" to the tree and pound him. Finally let the twink put a marshmellow in your ass and let him fuk you as the marshmellow is your protection (Natural soft flexing food lubricant"

5,000 points

Two girls tie you up on a fukkin pole and whip you with fukkin milk weeds and then both fuk you with strap on bananas on a street corner. I want to hear you scream like a maniac

1,000 points

Going to a nude beach and picking up a girl and fukkin her out in the open

500 points

Oral sex with a girl, mutual

**wal66** · 06-08-10, 07:13 PM

Sickler, I don't really have a desire to see you ass pounding some lady I will admit I've always wanted to actually know someone who had the courage to put themselves out there like that.

I would much rather know the girl but I'm getting older and that Bucket List ain't getting shorter.

Just do us a favor will ya, don't ask Coug's to direct or even film it. He'll be directing you to sprinkle garlic powder on her ass and blasting some classic rock vinyl so loud we'll never hear her.

**excel** · 06-08-10, 07:17 PM

Don't sell yourself short, go for the 10k points!

**Cougar Bait** · 06-08-10, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Well it depends sickler 10,000 points for this scene. 1. Go in the fukkin woods with two other guys in there 20's, one a twink like 6-4, 130 and the other a fukkin bear like 6ft, 300 or so. Put up a fukkin tent and start roasting marshmellows and drinking beer. Sickler just start bull shitting with your boys and start to feel the twink up just fukkin around, I guess basically starting to seduce him. Encourage the Bear to jump in and just all 3 of you fuk around with foreplay, lots of touching and then start to undress them and then you undress. I want you to wear gloves to and a fukkin ski mask. Put a marshmellow on the Bears cock and have the twink eat it and then proceed to have the Bear blow you and while he is doing that have the twink on your shoulders straddling your face as you blow him. It is called a Bolt Cock Lock, proceed to fukki Bear in the ass as the twink is blowing the Bear , then start yelling at the twink saying " I am going to finish you" and chase him out of the fukkin tent and fuk him on the side of a tree "sap lock him" to the tree and pound him. Finally let the twink put a marshmellow in your ass and let him fuk you as the marshmellow is your protection (Natural soft flexing food lubricant" 5,000 points Two girls tie you up on a fukkin pole and whip you with fukkin milk weeds and then both fuk you with strap on bananas on a street corner. I want to hear you scream like a maniac 1,000 points Going to a nude beach and picking up a girl and fukkin her out in the open 500 points Oral sex with a girl, mutual

This might be the greatest post in SBR history.

**OmgUrMom** · 06-08-10, 07:22 PM

lol go for the 5,000 points

**BadNina** · 06-08-10, 07:49 PM

Oh we would have to negotiate.

**flyingillini** · 06-08-10, 08:44 PM

Make it happen Sickie! Have her sit on your face and scat!

**sickler** · 06-08-10, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Well it depends sickler

10,000 points for this scene.

1. Go in the fukkin woods with two other guys in there 20's, one a twink like 6-4, 130 and the other a fukkin bear like 6ft, 300 or so. Put up a fukkin tent and start roasting marshmellows and drinking beer. Sickler just start bull shitting with your boys and start to feel the twink up just fukkin around, I guess basically starting to seduce him. Encourage the Bear to jump in and just all 3 of you fuk around with foreplay, lots of touching and then start to undress them and then you undress. I want you to wear gloves to and a fukkin ski mask. Put a marshmellow on the Bears cock and have the twink eat it and then proceed to have the Bear blow you and while he is doing that have the twink on your shoulders straddling your face as you blow him. It is called a Bolt Cock Lock, proceed to fukki Bear in the ass as the twink is blowing the Bear , then start yelling at the twink saying " I am going to finish you" and chase him out of the fukkin tent and fuk him on the side of a tree "sap lock him" to the tree and pound him. Finally let the twink put a marshmellow in your ass and let him fuk you as the marshmellow is your protection (Natural soft flexing food lubricant"

5,000 points

Two girls tie you up on a fukkin pole and whip you with fukkin milk weeds and then both fuk you with strap on bananas on a street corner. I want to hear you scream like a maniac

1,000 points

Going to a nude beach and picking up a girl and fukkin her out in the open

500 points

Oral sex with a girl, mutual

No dudes or street corners. Have done the beach one several times with people watching. Went with her there, didn't pick her up there. Hmmmm, and the weather is accommodating.

**sickler** · 06-13-10, 10:37 PM

I see her the weekend of June 19-20. If it happens it'll be then. She is a 28 yo waitress, fit & cute. I just have to break the news to her, beforehand or in the heat of the moment.

Serious question, what happened to the RogueJuror vid link? Was it removed from SBR or moved to the PZ? I know it didn't stay long in PT.

**thezbar** · 06-13-10, 11:07 PM

Probation.

**sickler** · 06-13-10, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by thezbar

Probation.

Dude, she will be a willing participant. Some chicks like sex yanno.

**sickler** · 06-21-10, 10:24 PM

Epic fail.

What was I thinking, asking a chick to call out poster's names while having sex? She doesn't share my offbeat sense of humour. I don't think she wants to see me anymore. In my quest for June POTM, lost my only somewhat steady lay.

This is still doable. A hooker would do it for double or triple the usual fee, extra tacked on for the unusual request of calling out poster names while in the throes of passion.

JJ, wire me a dime, Pal. Let's get this done.

**jjgold** · 06-21-10, 10:26 PM

Sickler I want to whip you on your bare ass and tape it

I will give you $200 for the video

**sickler** · 06-21-10, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sickler I want to whip you on your bare ass and tape it

I will give you $200 for the video

Sure but it has to be a horsehair whip.

**tblues2005** · 06-21-10, 10:42 PM

It sure would make things interesting around here at this time of the year.

**CarpeDime** · 06-21-10, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sickler I want to whip you on your bare ass and tape it

I will give you $200 for the video

what the fuk is this???

jj just fukin FESS UP

you know about ALL this gay sh*t and no one knows what the fuk your talking about

so, we're like "how do you know all this? are you gay?" your like "no straight as an arrow i just observe and know what goes on"

but then you make a post about how you want to whip a dude's BARE ASS???

jj COMMON are you gay?? just fukin fess up!!!!!

**jjgold** · 06-21-10, 11:25 PM

Straight as an arrow

What is wrong with whipping a guy on the ass??

All my buds do it here

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-21-10, 11:37 PM

Don't do it. I have posted pics of big ass real titties with JJGOLD written all over them and I recieved about 30 points.

Then the thread got sent to the private zone where nobody even sees it.

You can see it right here: http://forum.sbrforum.com/private-zo...check-out.html

Not worth it.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 09-18-10, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Well it depends sickler 10,000 points for this scene. 1. Go in the fukkin woods with two other guys in there 20's, one a twink like 6-4, 130 and the other a fukkin bear like 6ft, 300 or so. Put up a fukkin tent and start roasting marshmellows and drinking beer. Sickler just start bull shitting with your boys and start to feel the twink up just fukkin around, I guess basically starting to seduce him. Encourage the Bear to jump in and just all 3 of you fuk around with foreplay, lots of touching and then start to undress them and then you undress. I want you to wear gloves to and a fukkin ski mask. Put a marshmellow on the Bears cock and have the twink eat it and then proceed to have the Bear blow you and while he is doing that have the twink on your shoulders straddling your face as you blow him. It is called a Bolt Cock Lock, proceed to fukki Bear in the ass as the twink is blowing the Bear , then start yelling at the twink saying " I am going to finish you" and chase him out of the fukkin tent and fuk him on the side of a tree "sap lock him" to the tree and pound him. Finally let the twink put a marshmellow in your ass and let him fuk you as the marshmellow is your protection (Natural soft flexing food lubricant" 5,000 points Two girls tie you up on a fukkin pole and whip you with fukkin milk weeds and then both fuk you with strap on bananas on a street corner. I want to hear you scream like a maniac 1,000 points Going to a nude beach and picking up a girl and fukkin her out in the open 500 points Oral sex with a girl, mutual

Unreal.

**wtf** · 09-18-10, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Straight as an arrow

What is wrong with whipping a guy on the ass??

All my buds do it here

this classic post is why jj is the KING of sbr

**stevek173** · 09-18-10, 08:06 AM

1 shiny point from me

**Swinging Johnson** · 09-18-10, 08:17 AM

Question: What would I get for a sex vid?

Answer: VD in HD.

**PAPSMEAR** · 09-18-10, 08:19 AM

crabs if she's not clean

**Ace_of_Spades** · 09-18-10, 08:25 AM

It won't happen.

**elgreco** · 02-17-11, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Well it depends sickler

10,000 points for this scene.

1. Go in the fukkin woods with two other guys in there 20's, one a twink like 6-4, 130 and the other a fukkin bear like 6ft, 300 or so. Put up a fukkin tent and start roasting marshmellows and drinking beer. Sickler just start bull shitting with your boys and start to feel the twink up just fukkin around, I guess basically starting to seduce him. Encourage the Bear to jump in and just all 3 of you fuk around with foreplay, lots of touching and then start to undress them and then you undress. I want you to wear gloves to and a fukkin ski mask. Put a marshmellow on the Bears cock and have the twink eat it and then proceed to have the Bear blow you and while he is doing that have the twink on your shoulders straddling your face as you blow him. It is called a Bolt Cock Lock, proceed to fukki Bear in the ass as the twink is blowing the Bear , then start yelling at the twink saying " I am going to finish you" and chase him out of the fukkin tent and fuk him on the side of a tree "sap lock him" to the tree and pound him. Finally let the twink put a marshmellow in your ass and let him fuk you as the marshmellow is your protection (Natural soft flexing food lubricant"

5,000 points

Two girls tie you up on a fukkin pole and whip you with fukkin milk weeds and then both fuk you with strap on bananas on a street corner. I want to hear you scream like a maniac

1,000 points

Going to a nude beach and picking up a girl and fukkin her out in the open

500 points

Oral sex with a girl, mutual

This thread still makes me smile. Even though we don't have "I almost fukked my aunt last night", we still have this.

**sickler** · 02-17-11, 09:14 AM

WTF?!

Someone jacked my handle