Let's share our sexual secrets...me first

THE PROFIT · 05-27-10, 10:46 PM

I used to make book out of the Bennigans here in town. I was a permanent fixture in the place, & if I wasn't there you could speak with one of my associates.

It was the best bar in town by far. I kinda held court there & had alot of input in what went on, the owner was my boy. I booked the bands for the parties & shit like that. He got into some trouble for taxes & had to resign, so a franchisee out of Baton Rouge bought it, it was a corporate run store and it was great, they wanted money & thats it.

These fuks started changing everything. They said they couldnt believe there was a Bennigans in the US that had a security guard at the door. We had college night on Wed $5 beer bust bottomless cup. They cut that out. They said they wanted it to be a family restaurant. I told them that this place has been a college bar since it was built way before it was a Bennigans, & it has been a college bar since. It was the first place in town to serve liquor by the drink.

Long story short, the Syndicate dropped its patronage & they went out of business within a year.

THE PROFIT · 05-27-10, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Secrets. Nothing sensational but this is a secret because I've never told anyone before. Happened 'bout 15 yrs ago. Got it on with my best friends girlfriend. Some here might remember a pic I posted elsewhere a couple months ago of myself, a friend and a couple strippers. It was that guy's girlfriend.

During a small get-together at their place, she sat on my lap after a few drinks for a good 15 mins. He was there and saw it, prolly thought nothing sexual of it. Later that night we screwed. The funny thing is she didn't like me, thought I was trouble, tried to drive a wedge in our friendship. The power od alcohol eh. I'm sure she felt really bad about it. She would give him shit for going to strip clubs, you know "Am I not good enough for you, have to go see strippers". And here she is laying down with his best friend.

As for non-secretive experiences, I have some that you fukkers wouldn't believe involving women, complete strangers, being unbelievable forward without me giving any indication whatsoever that I was looking for something. No, they weren't hookers looking for a date. I'm not even going to bother.

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Tommy_de1st · 05-28-10, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

My good friend used to call me asking if I had seen his gf around the bars anywhere because he hadnt heard from her in a couple days LoL!!!

I'd say no or maybe ran into her at Bennigans yesterday but didnt have time to talk to her, something like that. When actually she was in my kitchen fixing us a drink after fukin or asleep in the bed

What an idiot

It's sad actually
Maybe he was your good friend but you weren't his

THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 07:41 AM

I saved him from gettin' his heart broken by this whore

Dirty Sanchez · 05-28-10, 07:58 AM

What a knob....get a magazine and go spank your monkey...freak

jwbama23 · 05-28-10, 08:01 AM

this is a pretty damn good thread.

ouman101 · 05-28-10, 08:26 AM

We have plenty of guys telling stories, but I want to hear some drunkin' stories from some of the women. I know we have some gambling sluts on this forum. Nothing wrong with wanting to get your fuk on. Lets hear some stories...

Tommy_de1st · 05-28-10, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

We have plenty of guys telling stories, but I want to hear some drunkin' stories from some of the women. I know we have some gambling sluts on this forum. Nothing wrong with wanting to get your fuk on. Lets hear some stories...

That is one hella invitation

Gamling sluts

I don' t think Jules is one of them but Id like to hear her sharing her kinky secrets

ouman101 · 05-28-10, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Tommy_de1st

That is one hella invitation

Gamling sluts

I don' t think Jules is one of them but Id like to hear her sharing her kinky secrets

Yeah, it wasn't directed at her or anyone in particular. "girls that like to fuk" didn't sound as good as gambling sluts

sickler · 05-28-10, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Yeah time has passed, can laugh about it now, but back then this thing called a conscience was in the way.

coloradobuff · 05-28-10, 10:17 AM

just had my first 3 on 1 in the past month..

sickler · 05-28-10, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

We have plenty of guys telling stories, but I want to hear some drunkin' stories from some of the women. I know we have some gambling sluts on this forum. Nothing wrong with wanting to get your fuk on. Lets hear some stories...

I think I was drunk and sent Shari a pic of my cock.

That's what you're looking for. Booze, forum chick and sexual appendage.

ouman101 · 05-28-10, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by sickler

I think I was drunk and sent Shari a pic of my cock.

That's what you're looking for. Booze, forum chick and sexual appendage.

No! Not what I'm looking for, but that does bring up the question. Why is it that dudes will freely send pics of their wang, but chicks act like its such a big deal to send pics of their

. They're

...you show them to your friends all the time and they aren't going to look like that forever. No harm in making the world a better place. Start posting them

Swinging Johnson · 05-28-10, 01:14 PM

Sounds like a sausage fest. Four swinging johnhnsons in one room. Was JJ there?

Swinging Johnson · 05-28-10, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by coloradobuff

just had my first 3 on 1 in the past month..

Sounds like a sausage fest. Four swinging johnhnsons in one room. Was JJ there?

sickler · 05-28-10, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by ouman101

No! Not what I'm looking for, but that does bring up the question. Why is it that dudes will freely send pics of their wang, but chicks act like its such a big deal to send pics of their

. They're

...you show them to your friends all the time and they aren't going to look like that forever. No harm in making the world a better place. Start posting them

Too many prudes out there!

Chicks are more inclined to show online in a group. 10 yrs ago messed around with camchats, get these college girls drinking in their dorm room, beer is flowing and the tops are coming off. There was a game, I think it was called

for dicks. You show them your dick and they'll show you their

.

THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 02:25 PM

If I cant talk a girl out of her shirt in 10 minutes I move on

Swinging Johnson · 05-28-10, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

If I cant talk a girl out of her shirt in 10 minutes I move on

I can talk a girl out of a room in 30 seconds.

THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I can talk a girl out of a room in 30 seconds.

Sometimes I dont even have to open my mouth

ouman101 · 05-28-10, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

If I cant talk a girl out of her shirt in 10 minutes I move on

Sounds like one of my buddies. He'd hit on 50 chicks in a night and eventually find one that wanted to go home with him. Gotta give him credit for his persistence.

THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by ouman101

Sounds like one of my buddies. He'd hit on 50 chicks in a night and eventually find one that wanted to go home with him. Gotta give him credit for his persistence.

sometimes I get lucky & can pick up the first one, thats a good night. Sometimes I dont feel like playing games all night & just go to the bars to drink & relax, but find one as I'm waling out the door, thats good too. But sometimes its like a baseball chase system & I have to go through 10 before I find a winner

THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 03:36 PM

I told Jule I had to see pics, and havent heard from her since

I guess I'll just keep imagining she looks like a sexy librarian like this

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THE PROFIT · 05-28-10, 03:37 PM

or maybe this

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Poker_Beast · 05-29-10, 08:51 AM

SBR entertainment at it's best!!

Jule · 05-29-10, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I can talk a girl out of a room in 30 seconds.

I just imagined you two sitting across from each other at a table in a lonely bar that is about to close, two emptied whiskey glasses in front of you and two almost devoured cigarettes while making these comments.

You make me giggle.

Jule · 05-29-10, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

or maybe this

Profit! I have to admit, I applaud your choice of pictures! I imagine you to look like what I call a badass (in my eyes you are not a "pretty" boy); dark eyes and hair (maybe a bit grey), unshaven, smoker, tall and slender, maybe a bit muscular (but not much). And, how close am I? I doubt you have one metrosexual-looking outfit, you are more the jeans/t-shirt kind of guy.

Swinging Johnson · 05-29-10, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Jule

I just imagined you two sitting across from each other at a table in a lonely bar that is about to close, two emptied whiskey glasses in front of you and two almost devoured cigarettes while making these comments.

You make me giggle.

That is closer to on the mark than you might even realize. You have a highly descriptive imagination. Gritty stage...I like!

remmy358 · 05-29-10, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play......

I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in.....

somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs....

she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope.....

I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it

tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow...

she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky...

then before I burst, we do it on the bar....

all in all its pretty ordinary sexually....

the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them....

then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

then you wake up LOL

THE PROFIT · 05-29-10, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Jule

Profit! I have to admit, I applaud your choice of pictures! I imagine you to look like what I call a badass (in my eyes you are not a "pretty" boy); dark eyes and hair (maybe a bit grey), unshaven, smoker, tall and slender, maybe a bit muscular (but not much). And, how close am I? I doubt you have one metrosexual-looking outfit, you are more the jeans/t-shirt kind of guy.

I've posted pics of myself several times, do your research young lady

Jule · 05-29-10, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I've posted pics of myself several times, do your research young lady

grinning here....I am on a mission now!

THE PROFIT · 05-29-10, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Jule

Profit! I have to admit, I applaud your choice of pictures! I imagine you to look like what I call a badass (in my eyes you are not a "pretty" boy); dark eyes and hair (maybe a bit grey), unshaven, smoker, tall and slender, maybe a bit muscular (but not much). And, how close am I? I doubt you have one metrosexual-looking outfit, you are more the jeans/t-shirt kind of guy.

I'll be 34 on the solstice, so no grey yet. No Metrosexual outfits??? Well, I only own one pink shirt. I shave most of the time, but grow a goatee sometimes. Way off on the hair & eyes, Blonde & Blue, deep tan. I went for a long time & never wore a pair of jeans, mainly khakis or a suit. In the summer now you wont find me in anything but cargo shorts & maybe a shirt if I have to. Yes, I do smoke, but trying to quit.

THE PROFIT · 05-29-10, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Jule

grinning here....I am on a mission now!

They're not good ones for damn sure, I was drunk off my ass. I don't have but a few pics of myself in my computer.

Jule · 05-29-10, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I'll be 34 on the solstice, so no grey yet. No Metrosexual outfits??? Well, I only own one pink shirt. I shave most of the time, but grow a goatee sometimes. Way off on the hair & eyes, Blonde & Blue, deep tan. I went for a long time & never wore a pair of jeans, mainly khakis or a suit. In the summer now you wont find me in anything but cargo shorts & maybe a shirt if I have to. Yes, I do smoke, but trying to quit.

Wow...I was Way off! I am usually better but must have gotten distracted when forming my mental picture of you. Only one pink shirt? Get a few more, a man can never have enough pink shirts (especially with a grey suit) in his closet. So I was just correct when it came to the smoking...wow. So we were born in the same year, my friend

THE PROFIT · 05-29-10, 11:15 AM

Bicentennial

M@ximo · 05-29-10, 11:49 AM

still dont feel like sharing.., but very intresting thread....

my girlfriend will kill me if i post things about her and I...