Let's share our sexual secrets...me first

[dodger33]

This is one of the best threads in a while!

[Jule]

Profit...you don't care about the play? I can pick anything I'd like?

[jjgold]

Lol

you guys are wacked out

[THE PROFIT]

I like tragedies!

I gotta go make some pikups, yell back at ya'll later

[Swinging Johnson]

Profit...you don't care about the play? I can pick anything I'd like?

Jule..what no "i"...sounds like Joool. Anyway, if it's a play you want I would accompany you and then disappoint you in ways you can't even imagine. My motto has always been..."It may be small...but it's thin."

[THE PROFIT]

Jule..what no "i"...sounds like Joool. Anyway, if it's a play you want I would accompany you and then disappoint you in ways you can't even imagine. My motto has always been..."It may be small...but it's thin."

Mine is "It aint no big thing but it'll grow on ya!"

[BadNina]

Seems like you had plenty of tips for Sammy

Uh.....ah.....I read a lot?


pavy....that would be convent. I am female remember?

[Swinging Johnson]

Mine is "It aint no big thing but it'll grow on ya!"

Im a grower not a show-er!

[Tommy_de1st]

Another great thread.
Was anyone given a BJ by 2 or 3 chicks at the same time?
Thats owesome when they snogging while giving a BJ

[THE PROFIT]

2 alot of times, 3 a few times, 4 twice

[JW Cash]

Ok, Cash! Question is, hows the marriage now?

..the marriage didnt last......imagine that....



one thing about swinging clubs that was taboo...was that you were
never supposed to make arrangements with a man's wife outside
of the club....

But I did it all the time.....and the women liked it too.....the forbidden fruit thing...


Damn...those were good days.....

[THE PROFIT]

thats something that can make a marriage better or worse, depending. But if the marriage is already rocky, thats NOT the answer

[brooks85]

Oh no, let me guess. You recreate his last movement?

no

you put her in the pile drive position, then sit on her face, stomachs touching, and turn that ass into a piano

[JW Cash]

One thing that for me is exciting....is that on hot, summer days.....

you get on a bus next to a pretty young thing who is not wearing a bra...and you look out the window....

( But you are really looking down blouse because she is wearing a top that exposes
her breasts when the wind hits it right or she moves a little a certain way...and she knows
you are looking and she doesnt even care.)............That is just the Ultimate RUSH ever !!!!!

[flyingillini]

How many Poster's have released to this thread?

Over 7.5 +180
Under 7.5 -220

[shari91]

How many Poster's have released to this thread? Over 7.5 +180 Under 7.5 -220

[THE PROFIT]

Thats good Illini! Where's Jule? She gets me all hot & bothered this afternoon & leaves

[sickler]

Too much fantasy and not enough secrets.

I'm not one to steer the thread back to its original intent, so........

[MendozaLine]

Met this chick one time and ended up fukking her in her parents bed like 2 days after we met.. I asked her where she wanted me to bust my nut, and she told me on her face (Keep in mind I was only 16 at the time)... So I got all excited that I was about to bust a fat load all over her face. About 5 minutes in I started to realize that I was gonna bust quick, so I pulled out, stuck my kok between my legs, and fukkin sprayed her parents expensive comforter. She was all, why are you stopping? I replied, I dont think I can do this. I just met you. . She never even realized I just jizzed all over her parents bed. Fukkin comedy.

[THE PROFIT]

Good story, Mendoza

[JW Cash]

Doing your wife's or significant other's best friend or mom is on the top of my list...

And if its an ongoing affair...the better..

You just did say, Pam...who is your wife's or sig's best friend....and later that day
you wife or sig's says ...Oh, Pam is coming over tonite for drinks....and Pam does show...
you look Pam in the eyes and there is this sexy thing you now both share....that the wife
or sig has no clue.....

And maybe Pam walks by you and pinches you in the butt....you glance
at her as she passes by....and she smiles and winks.....happened to me and its
excruciatingly exciting !!

Maybe you show up at you wife's office and meet her attractive female boss...
Later her boss calls you on the family cell and wants to know if you could
pick her up after happy hour and take her home..

You say ..Sure.....you pick her up and she sits as close to you as possible in the
car.....asks for a innocent kiss at the next stop light.....says stuff like ...with her work
load...she never gets laid and is so jealous of your wife ............

You go into her apt and she says ...got to get out of these work clothes.....comes
back in cutoff jean and tube top that shows her sexy nipples off nicely....

..you both know where things are going...........


Infidelity is the most exciting thing ......when done right....

[jjgold]

I want to have an affair with a married woman real bad

How do you do this?

[Brock Landers]

Jule you MUST make a video.

Plus i have to hear more about you seeing Axl Rose on the UYI tour!

MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE

You can have a fantasy of 100 guys tossing off to you at the same time as you speak.

[brooks85]

I want to have an affair with a married man real bad

How do you do this?

i dont know why im plugging this garbaho website

google ashleymadison

[eidolon]

I like to to put out a measuring tape and see how far I can shoot my load, and then calculate the velocity at which it left my shaft.

[JW Cash]

I want to have an affair with a married woman real bad

How do you do this?

I will be doing a thread on Infidelity.....

and will freely discuss it there.....

[jjgold]

[THE PROFIT]

I want to have an affair with a married woman real bad

How do you do this?

I've had affairs with 3 married women. They are the best, because you send them back to their husbands.

Problem was I kinda fell for one & she was in love with me. She was the perfect woman & I could have been happy with her the rest of my life I have no doubt. But I'm not one to break up a happy home

Her husband being a 6' bodybuilder & lead singer of a death metal band helped the decision also

[Poker_Beast]

i havent found a girl that will let me do this yet, but i would have her lay back on a nice bed, satin sheets, kiss allover her body, to set the mood, id have her close her eyes, and then savagely take a toilet plunger to her face.

[JW Cash]

I've had affairs with 3 married women. They are the best, because you send them back to their husbands.

Problem was I kinda fell for one & she was in love with me. She was the perfect woman & I could have been happy with her the rest of my life I have no doubt. But I'm not one to break up a happy home

Her husband being a 6' bodybuilder & lead singer of a death metal band helped the decision also

Her husband. no doubt had his share of groupies to keep him warm....

[sickler]

I am old enough to have my arms pinned down on a gritty theater stage.

Maybe old enough, but sorry, didn't happen.

Let's drop the fantasy and get back to reality.

[THE PROFIT]

it will sickler, it will LoL!

[THE PROFIT]

Her husband. no doubt had his share of groupies to keep him warm....

I dont know, he was a real jealous fuk the best I could tell. I worked with her & we just got real close because we had so much in common. I never really thought much about it, then one night we were out of town together on business & she started telling me all kinds of shit, it was interesting, put it that way.

At this same job my boss wanted to fuk me & was she was jealous because this other chik told her she wanted to fuk me, a real fukin mess! I miss those days though, I don't know if I was puttin out pheremones or what but every woman I met wanted to fuk me

[sickler]

it will sickler, it will LoL!

I like your confidence.

I also have a thing or two up my sleeve for some of the women around here.

[pico]

had sex on every table and couch in the house before i sold it. that is the sex secret the new owner doesn't know