Let's share our sexual secrets...me first

[THE PROFIT]

If this was real life these girls wouldnt have a prayer, they would be defenseless against my charm!!!

[THE PROFIT]

I used to have a print advertising job when I was about 22, and I dealt with alot of manufactured housing retailers. I was at one taking pictures of one & fuked a saleslady in the bedroom of a brand new doublewide

[Brock Landers]

I used to have a print advertising job when I was about 22, and I dealt with alot of manufactured housing retailers. I was at one taking pictures of one & fuked a saleslady in the bedroom of a brand new doublewide

LOL you must have fukked a couple hundred different broads Profit

[BadNina]

this just got interesting

[Brock Landers]

Profit, make a fukkin video, we need to see what turns all these women on.

[THE PROFIT]

nah, I've just had some pretty wild times

[THE PROFIT]

Im not gonna show you my cok, Brock!

[Brock Landers]

Im not gonna show you my cok, Brock!

[landers781]

Ok time for my porn

Night all

[Al Masters]

Bread must be jonesing to get into this thread.

[Al Masters]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time

One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes..

Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes.


I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

Silly litttle Freak.

[Jule]

Jule..what no "i"...sounds like Joool. Anyway, if it's a play you want I would accompany you and then disappoint you in ways you can't even imagine. My motto has always been..."It may be small...but it's thin."

Yep, Jule without an "i"...friends also call me Jules. Short for Julia.

[THE PROFIT]

Jule, this thread just turned vulgar in your absence. I had nothing to do with it, I tried to stop them

[Jule]

Thats good Illini! Where's Jule? She gets me all hot & bothered this afternoon & leaves

Profit, I am grinning here. The time difference between you and me caused me to leave I guess. I take it as a compliment that you seem to like my fantasy as well.

[Jule]

Jule, this thread just turned vulgar in your absence. I had nothing to do with it, I tried to stop them

Hahaha yep, too much testosterone....I am used to it, one of my classes last semester had only two female students. You should have seen those boys trying to get my attention...funny. And of course you would never partake in vulgar activities, Profit.

[THE PROFIT]

I am old enough to have my arms pinned down on a gritty theater stage.

It was this post that made it, niiiiiiiiice!

[THE PROFIT]

of course not!

Its best you dont read the thread

[Jule]

It was this post that made it, niiiiiiiiice!

What can I say? I am pretty good with words... (Jules nods proudly and grins because she has always been aware of the effect this post might have).

[THE PROFIT]

What can I say? I am pretty good with words... (Jules nods proudly and grins because she has always been aware of the effect this post might have).

[bobbyfk]

I'm a virgin, archie.

[vitalyo]

I want to have an affair with a married woman real bad

How do you do this?

Married woman are the best . I am a pro .
For the beginners like you http://www.ashleymadison.com (married women looking for man) If you don't get laid by the end of the week then you are fvcked up .

[thechaoz]

Lets not and say we didn't

[rookie]

No, Profit, I am shy plus you guys might just think it's lame

Considering your subsequent posts, it seems that it does not take much to get you out of your "shyness". Maybe shy is an abbreviation for some horny y...

[rookie]

it will sickler, it will LoL!

Make a video. She will not be 'shy'. And good stories as usual. I don't know anything about your betting ability but these incidents have +EU (expected utility) written all over them.

[Tommy_de1st]

Jules, you like reading kinky stories, don't you?

[Jule]

Considering your subsequent posts, it seems that it does not take much to get you out of your "shyness". Maybe shy is an abbreviation for some horny y...

I am not sure what you mean when you write abbreviation for some y....some y what, Rookie? I am confused. Enlighten me, will you?

[Lovebug]

times they are a changing

[Swinging Johnson]

I started this thread, I started this thread and it got alot of views, la la la la la la.

[THE PROFIT]

Good job, SJ!!! This thread has kept us entertained for a couple days now

[Swinging Johnson]

Good job, SJ!!! This thread has kept us entertained for a couple days now

Finally, after months of trying, I finally hit upon a topic that SBR'ers enjoy. Sex! Who would've thunk it?!

[sickler]

Secrets. Nothing sensational but this is a secret because I've never told anyone before. Happened 'bout 15 yrs ago. Got it on with my best friends girlfriend. Some here might remember a pic I posted elsewhere a couple months ago of myself, a friend and a couple strippers. It was that guy's girlfriend.

During a small get-together at their place, she sat on my lap after a few drinks for a good 15 mins. He was there and saw it, prolly thought nothing sexual of it. Later that night we screwed. The funny thing is she didn't like me, thought I was trouble, tried to drive a wedge in our friendship. The power od alcohol eh. I'm sure she felt really bad about it. She would give him shit for going to strip clubs, you know "Am I not good enough for you, have to go see strippers". And here she is laying down with his best friend.

As for non-secretive experiences, I have some that you fukkers wouldn't believe involving women, complete strangers, being unbelievable forward without me giving any indication whatsoever that I was looking for something. No, they weren't hookers looking for a date. I'm not even going to bother.

[THE PROFIT]

Fukin your best friends girl is pretty low.














But I've done it LoL!!!

[sickler]

Fukin your best friends girl is pretty low.














But I've done it LoL!!!

Yeah I really felt shitty about it. Was something that just happened -- thinking with my dick instead of my head, alcohol not helping matters...

[THE PROFIT]

My good friend used to call me asking if I had seen his gf around the bars anywhere because he hadnt heard from her in a couple days LoL!!!

I'd say no or maybe ran into her at Bennigans yesterday but didnt have time to talk to her, something like that. When actually she was in my kitchen fixing us a drink after fukin or asleep in the bed

What an idiot

[Brock Landers]

My good friend used to call me asking if I had seen his gf around the bars anywhere because he hadnt heard from her in a couple days LoL!!! I'd say no or maybe ran into her at Bennigans yesterday but didnt have time to talk to her, something like that. When actually she was in my kitchen fixing us a drink after fukin or asleep in the bed What an idiot

smooth

even throws in a bennigans mention. I used to work there in HS/college summers.