Let's share our sexual secrets...me first

[Swinging Johnson]

Bedroom secrets...we all have'm. There are freaky things that just flat out turn us on and luckily we have a significant other willing to indulge us as we indulge them. And while we're on the subject let's not forget about our partners. They've got their naughty secrets as well. Well, since I started this thread, I guess I've got to come clean. My wife has this school girl Fantasy. And I've got to be honest, at the beginning I was a little uncomfortable wearing a plaid skirt but now, well, let's just say it feels like home.

Ok, I feel unburdened even liberated. Share your fantasies or like I did, your wife's or girlfriend's fantasy. This is just between us. And once this thread is through, whatever is said cannot be brought up in any subsequent thread as ammunition. Let's call this AA for freaks. I await your replies.

[Cuse0323]

[The Prick]

holy christ swinger ya married my ex???? How ya like "drivin my truck"?

[Chi_archie]

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play......


I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in.....


somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs....

she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope.....

I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it

tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow...

she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky...

then before I burst, we do it on the bar....

all in all its pretty ordinary sexually....

the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them....

then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

[Brock Landers]

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play...... I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in..... somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs.... she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope..... I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow... she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky... then before I burst, we do it on the bar.... all in all its pretty ordinary sexually.... the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them.... then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

[Brock Landers]

I like dirty talk and deep french kissing

[THE PROFIT]

That's good Archie. It's all about give & take

[THE PROFIT]

I like dirty talk and deep french kissing

I like that too, Brock. I once dated this girl that was almost impossible to French kiss. She was a beautiful girl, but she was born with too many teeth & they were big. At night she would drool a puddle because she couldn't close her mouth all the way, too much fukin teeth. I was extra nervous when she blew me

[Brock Landers]

I like that too, Brock. I once dated this girl that was almost impossible to French kiss. She was a beautiful girl, but she was born with too many teeth & they were big. At night she would drool a puddle because she couldn't close her mouth all the way, too much fukin teeth. I was extra nervous when she blew me

man, thats some funny shit

[Cuse0323]

[THE PROFIT]

Here's a song that everyone needs to listen to. Its a common problem among young girls in poor urban areas and I wanna shed some light on it. This is tonights required listening

Damn, cant get it to play, may try again in a minute

[Swinging Johnson]

She won't let me drive it Prickster but she does let me lick the stains. All I can taste is Jack Daniels and Lebanese blond hash. By the way....your video was the gonads. You got my vote, you smooth talkin' bastard.

[betplom]

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play......


I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in.....


somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs....

she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope.....

I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it

tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow...

she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky...

then before I burst, we do it on the bar....

all in all its pretty ordinary sexually....

the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them....

then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

Archer, you cunt, I never knew you could write such great comedy.

I spit out my coffee reading this.

[13th Inning]

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play...... I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in..... somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs.... she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope..... I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow... she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky... then before I burst, we do it on the bar.... all in all its pretty ordinary sexually.... the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them.... then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

This is tremendous...

[brooks85]

i invented sex move called the beethoven, you can probably connect the dots as to what it entails

[Swinging Johnson]

Oh no, let me guess. You recreate his last movement?

[jjgold]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time

One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes..

Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes.


I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

[Chi_archie]

95% of JJgold posts that are over 1 paragraph are sexual fantasy posts...

usually involving some gay element

[THE PROFIT]

we're not talking about masturbation, JJ

[Swinging Johnson]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes.. Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes. I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

Michael Jack, thank you for sharing. That was very brave. I know these are your buddies fantasies and not yours but nonetheless, it was enlightening. You seemed to know a great deal about the logistics and mechanics of each fantasy including clean up and disposal. Obviously your buddies are very detailed. They must trust you a great deal. Are you the only one who can see them?

[THE PROFIT]

he & his buddies act out these fantasies every night. One buddy is Michael Jack Corbin, one is JJ Gold, you get the picture.

Get back on your meds, JJ

[Brock Landers]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes.. Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes. I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

Michael Jack, thank you for sharing. That was very brave. I know these are your buddies fantasies and not yours but nonetheless, it was enlightening. You seemed to know a great deal about the logistics and mechanics of each fantasy including clean up and disposal. Obviously your buddies are very detailed. They must trust you a great deal. Are you the only one who can see them?

speechless

[jayroy25]

I like that too, Brock. I once dated this girl that was almost impossible to French kiss. She was a beautiful girl, but she was born with too many teeth & they were big. At night she would drool a puddle because she couldn't close her mouth all the way, too much fukin teeth. I was extra nervous when she blew me

[pavyracer]

I would love to be an astronaut and have sex in zero gravity.

[jayroy25]

LORD 4GIVE JJ HE HAS SINNED---------->
One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes..

[betplom]

I would love to be an astronaut.

That is sick, you kinky fukk.

[13th Inning]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes.. Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes. I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

I don't know what to say.
JJ is on another level; he battles the grind every day and manages to overcome.
If he's got some fetishes (that may or not be legal) more power to him.
His daily life is very stressful and he needs to release the tension in any way possible, whether it comes via spindling or projection sex.

Most of us will never understand.

[Chi_archie]

I like Garters and stalkings to Illini

[Extra Innings]

it gets me hot, when my gf and I role play......


I'm always the bookie, and she is the player that is barrelled in.....


somtimes my friend who owns a bar, gives us the keys and lets us play it out in the bar after hrs....

she comes into the bar, looking all ashamed, and admits she doesn't have the full amount in the envelope.....

I Chastise her and call her all sorts of dirty names, and take the envelope with only $200 bucks in it

tell her she needs to make up the other $800 somehow...

she then gives me a great BJ while I drink my sam adams at the bar, watching sportscenter... or women's volleyball if i'm lucky...

then before I burst, we do it on the bar....

all in all its pretty ordinary sexually....

the key is, I make her get the 2 benjamins before hand, from her account... and I keep them....

then the next weekend I have to suffer through her knitting fetish... but that's for another thread

[Sunde91]

My wife has this school girl Fantasy. And I've got to be honest, at the beginning I was a little uncomfortable wearing a plaid skirt but now, well, let's just say it feels like home.

Wait, your wife has a school girl fantasy that involves doing a guy in a skirt? Or is she using you to fulfill her lesbian fantasy? Why would YOU be wearing the skirt /clueless

[Extra Innings]

I would love to be an astronaut and have sex in zero gravity.

I'd be curious to know if that would work

[Extra Innings]

I wonder if you could get a boner in zero gravity?

Which raises the question: Would space sex be any good? Recent research suggests it would not. For one thing, zero gravity can induce nausea—a less-than-promising sign for would-be lovers. Astronauts also perspire a lot in flight, meaning sex without gravity would likely be hot, wet, and surrounded by small droplets of sweat. In addition, people normally experience lower blood pressure in space, which means reduced blood flow, which means … well, you know what that means.

http://www.slate.com/id/2159265

[Chi_archie]

great questions EI......


can you next investigate the likelyhood of boners from men that are tied to meat hooks?

[BadNina]

I am gonna have nightmares now. Thanks JJ.

[Chi_archie]

nina, your turn