Let's share our sexual secrets...me first

[BGS 9.5]

95% of JJgold posts that are over 1 paragraph are sexual fantasy posts...

usually involving some gay element

If by 95% you mean 100%, and by usually you mean always, then yes, I agree.

[keyboarding]

Throat fukking.

[JW Cash]

Had a situation....not fantasy...but Real Life...

During my first marriage...my wife and I got involved with a swinger/wife swapping club called the
Silver Chain...

We were new and was invited to a swingers party in Rochester, MN...

About 12 couples were there and we first would sit around in a circle and talk and drink...

After about an hour....the host brought out a fishbowl....and gave a piece of paper
to each couple...we wrote a number on the paper and tore it in two and put it
in the fishbowl.....

The activity then began,,,,

The host would pull a number from the fishbowl....

When my number was drawn...I was escorted by the 11 fine young pieces to a private room...
and my wife would go with the other 11 guys to a different room.....


You would then strip.....the fine young pieces would strip.....

The guy would lie down and each lady would massage you any way they wanted...for about 10 mins
each.....there was no sex in this session.....just a lot of " good stuff "

Then when you were done...the guy would go out to the main floor and go with the other 11 guys
when the next woman's # was picked....you then massaged that woman anyway you wanted for 10 mins..each guy had their 10 mins of fame..

After all 12 couples did this fishbowl " ectasy"....then you would finally pair up with a nice piece
...hit a room ...and do the " wild thing"....for as long as you wanted...

Believe me.....this time in my life was fantastic....the marriage wasnt working so we tried
something new.....

I strongly recommend it.....

Sex Beer and Rock & Roll !!!!!!!!

[Mr Windy City]

Ok.....let's all be honest here. Who has had their ass licked by a broad?? ****ing feels great. And you know you own the bitch if she does that too ya

[ttwarrior1]

when i jerk off i like to think im a blond getting rammed by a 14 inch black cock like lex steele

[THE PROFIT]

when i jerk off i like to think im a blond getting rammed by a 14 inch black cock like lex steele

that made pop come out my nose

[THE PROFIT]

Ok, Cash! Question is, hows the marriage now?

[dodger33]

Throat fukking.

Best BJ I have ever received involved that. It is very empowering.

My chick likes to pour chocolate syrup and whip cream on my dick and lick it off.

[mrmarket]

I personally do not have lot of sexual fantasies but know buddies that do and they tell me them all the time

One involves my buddy having nude guys hands bound on meat hooks above their heads and what he tells me is he wants to whip them on the butt and then somehow fuk each of them right on the hook, it sounds like a sick bondage scene and is also referred to as torpedoes because guys in the position of a torpedoes..

Projection sex is another fantasy/reality thing...what happens is you take all your clothes off get on your bed , hook up a projector that projects on ceiling and of course put the porn of your choice in (best scenes is when girl on top) because your on your back and your looking on the ceiling on a 70 ft screen and it looks like girl is riding you or your eating her pussy. It is very real and you put the sound up real loud and finally you need a shaftmaster with a extension cord and you put your cock in this thing and it pumps your cock as you watch porn. Make sure you put lots of lube in tube because if not your cock gets a rash because lots of pressure on it and it feels tighter than being in a guys ass. After you come it is hard to clean because tube has *** and lots of lube in it. I would put in a dishwasher because it requires high heat to clean right or just throw in the fukkin woods when your done and buy new tubes.


I guess the elevator fantasy is my favorite where like 10 people get stuck and it is real hot and few hot blooded people starting kissing and ripping each other's closes off and eventually everyone going at it in small elevator like wild group sex and you have no cue who your fukkin and making love to and everyone just swaps and shit, I dream of hot asses and pussies and in my face, a big fukkin pil up of sex.!!! Love it.

JJGold the phenomena

[Killer_Demo]

once i put it in her dumper, now i own her

[Swinging Johnson]

Wait, your wife has a school girl fantasy that involves doing a guy in a skirt? Or is she using you to fulfill her lesbian fantasy? Why would YOU be wearing the skirt /clueless

Oh boy, I had a conversation recently with someone about this not always being the best outlet for my humor. Sunde, I figured I'd start a provocative thread and make a ha-ha in the process. I guess my glorious plan only partially worked.

[Fishhead]

Screwing one's NIECE or AUNT has to be somewhat erotic.

[jjgold]

Some great stories, love reading posters sexual escapades.

[wtf]

jj, your posts are stuff of legend , holy fuk you have some strange "FRIENDS"

[ouman101]

Michael Jack, thank you for sharing. That was very brave. I know these are your buddies fantasies and not yours but nonetheless, it was enlightening. You seemed to know a great deal about the logistics and mechanics of each fantasy including clean up and disposal. Obviously your buddies are very detailed. They must trust you a great deal. Are you the only one who can see them?

This thread is the shit that makes me come back here everyday....good stuff!

Haven't heard anybody talking about fuking in public. I had a chick for a while that it become kind of a contest what public places we could fuk in and get away with it. I fuked on the Cincinnati Bearcats football field on the 50 yard line. It was about 3 in the morning and the whole field was dark, except the bearclaw in the middle was lit up. We fuked and then as we were walking off the field we hear about 5 people clapping. Turns out there were some other people in the stadium we didn't know about (they don't block their field off. So anyone can go on the field at any time) Probably my best public fuking story. Aside from the time my buddy's mom walked in on me while I had this chick butt-naked bent over her couch...

[pavyracer]

I wonder if you could get a boner in zero gravity?

Which raises the question: Would space sex be any good? Recent research suggests it would not. For one thing, zero gravity can induce nausea—a less-than-promising sign for would-be lovers. Astronauts also perspire a lot in flight, meaning sex without gravity would likely be hot, wet, and surrounded by small droplets of sweat. In addition, people normally experience lower blood pressure in space, which means reduced blood flow, which means … well, you know what that means.

http://www.slate.com/id/2159265

You think the astronauts who spend a year or more at the ISS don't have sex?

[BadNina]

nina, your turn

I'm a virgin, archie.

[pavyracer]

I'm a virgin, archie.

How are things at the monastery?

[OverUnder]

I would love to be an astronaut and have sex in zero gravity.

This.

[cover1]

Tie her up!

[ouman101]

I'm a virgin, archie.

Seems like you had plenty of tips for Sammy

[Jule]

I am tempted but I shall refrain...

[THE PROFIT]

do tell, Jule, do tell.....

[Jule]

No, Profit, I am shy plus you guys might just think it's lame

[Jule]

Ok, I will be brave and share...ready? Promise not to laugh!

[THE PROFIT]

lets hear it

[Jule]

The location is important in my fantasy. I want to watch a play with a man and afterward I want to sneak into the dressing room with him where we would find props like a wine bottle, a blanket, and some candles. Then, we would make love on the empty theater stage, the man on top of me and my legs wrapped around his hips. I guess I like the thought of doing something secretly like that and I wish I could be completely myself where everybody else pretends to be somebody else.

[bradthebloke]

i havent found a girl that will let me do this yet, but i would have her lay back on a nice bed, satin sheets, kiss allover her body, to set the mood, id have her close her eyes, and then savagely take a toilet plunger to her face.

[THE PROFIT]

mine involves a sexy librarian with black rim glasses

[THE PROFIT]

i havent found a girl that will let me do this yet, but i would have her lay back on a nice bed, satin sheets, kiss allover her body, to set the mood, id have her close her eyes, and then savagely take a toilet plunger to her face.

girls don't let you do that, you just have to do it while her eyes are closed. Tie her to the bed first

[bradthebloke]

girls don't let you do that, you just have to do it while her eyes are closed. Tie her to the bed first

yeah i like the sound it makes. i dont take enough shits though to clog the toilet up.

[Jule]

wide grin here

[THE PROFIT]

how old are you, Jule? Late twenties, early thirties, or younger?

[Jule]

I am old enough to have my arms pinned down on a gritty theater stage.

[THE PROFIT]

I am old enough to have my arms pinned down on a gritty theater stage.

you name theater & time