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    Time to smash football (plays inside)

    Well... Old Dominion just won vs VT

    Let's avoid these early season br killers and hop into an easy 3 team ML parlay spanning Sept 3 - September 11

    There are 100 games tomorrow and I couldn't care less.

    I will include 2-3 team parlays and single game plays which will be spreads or underdog MLs. No plans to bet on totals as of right now.

    Parlay rules this season: no more than 3 teams... certain teams in both college and NFL will be on the "no bet list" from the start and teams will be added to my list as the season goes on and games are played.

    An example.... Marshall in college and Cardinals in the NFL



    Parlay Play #1: Odds as of right now on Draft K: -104

    1.Ravens ML @ Jets
    2.Colts ML @ Texans
    3.Buckeyes ML v ND

    1.Who wants to bet on old ass Joe Flacco vs the Ravens D??? Ravens defense will go all out to try and shut him out. Ravens almost always smash week 1 and will return to doing that after losing week 1 last year in OT vs Raiders.

    2.Colts have lost week 1 for the past 100 years. The NFL set Indy up to end that streak this year and make sure the Ryan lead Colts start off 1-0 (actually 2-0) and happy. Ryan is an actual leader at QB and knows how to execute. Sure the Texans could lose by 7 and cover... who cares.

    3.Buckeyes won't start off a second straight season with a home loss. 5 vs 2? Why is Ohio State -740 favorites???

    Ill tell you why. The Buckeyes are honoring the 2002 National Championship Team and it is the start to the 100th season for Ohio Stadium. The Bucks will probably cover late.
    make your own decisions on tailing this because I'm not telling how much I have on it

    the first reply to this thread will be JJ trying to explain how parlays never work out so let's move on from that trash response

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    Get em Moron

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    1. Well Flacco would be facing his former team if you place any importance to that sort of thing
    2. Colts' rush defense doesn't worry you at all ? Is Leonard healthy ? Lot of hype surrounding Texans' rookie RB and we know Lovie Smith loves pounding the ball

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    Show us what you got

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    ND is 0-10 in last 10 games vs top 10 opponents on the road... losing by an average of 15+ pts



    someone here needs to take a big shot on the buckeyes spread tonight... ill be in the Columbus area tonight but not for the game

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    1st leg down: Buckeyes ML

    the better team dominated the last 20 min of the game

    Colts will win, just gotta hope Lamar doesn't decide to throw 2 picks and fumble the ball. 7 days.

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    Letís go moron

    Show us your a pro

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let’s go moron

    Show us your a pro
    nah, def not me i just look for spots and don't overload myself that's when i get into trouble... it's pretty easy now the degeneracy in me has waned

    pro would've just bombed bama and georgia spreads and called it a day

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    Update: Jets officially named Joe the starting QB for week 1... that is when I initially eyed the ravens game as a play for week 1 soon as I realized Joe would play against his old squad

    last hurdle was just cleared.

    Ravens D romps their old QB and Colts finally break week 1 losing streak and I cash in nicely to start the season.

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    TOP MORON
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    If this thread makes it to week 7 I will be shocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    Update: Jets officially named Joe the starting QB for week 1... that is when I initially eyed the ravens game as a play for week 1 soon as I realized Joe would play against his old squad

    last hurdle was just cleared.

    Ravens D romps their old QB and Colts finally break week 1 losing streak and I cash in nicely to start the season.
    What exactly gives you confidence in the Ravens defense ?

    They were horrific last year and fired their defensive coordinator. I'm looking over their roster and see old ass Justin Houston again which can only mean their pass rush will be just about as nonexistent as it was last year. Jets' offensive line looks like one of the better units in the league

    Is Marcus Peters healthy? he hasn't played since 2020. Marlon Humphrey also coming off serious injury that kept him out for nearly a year

    I see a lot of question marks on their defense not to mention Jackson's contract situation. But if Ravens win it's probably on the strength of their offense

    Just some thoughts, maybe I'm overthinking things

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    Show these turds who's boss MORON!


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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    If this thread makes it to week 7 I will be shocked.
    me too

    90% of my football BR this season is from my BBBY gains from last month so it's money I can lose

    really hope it hits tho as it will cover all my expenses and then some when I travel to Indy Sept 24-25 for the Chiefs game

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    i think the ravens win but i also think the jets keep it closer than we think. good luck.

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    Rams 2H Pk +100 for half unit

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    Bama LIVE +115

    2 units

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    Bama LIVE +115

    2 units
    easiest money ever

    thread 1-1-0 +1.8 units (-.5 unit loser Rams 2H Pk +100)

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    Lucky bama. That guy missed that sack. Nice call

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Lucky bama. That guy missed that sack. Nice call
    f*** bama

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    new team added to college do not bet list based off results, watching highlights... eye test

    Texas A&M... trash ass QB. no heart. that kicker...


    also: the OSU/Ravens/Colts ML parlay @ -104 is 5.2 to win 5
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    These high favorite ML parlays almost never hit. Worst sport to bet ML favorites, upsets all the time in the NFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRIT View Post
    These high favorite ML parlays almost never hit. Worst sport to bet ML favorites, upsets all the time in the NFL.
    I didn't lose

    Colts tie due to having a choker at kicker just like all those years ago when they had Mike Vandershank through 2005 ruining 2 Peyton Manning seasons in the playoffs

    Buckeyes ML hit

    Ravens ML hit

    Colts tied.

    just didn't cash 5 units because of a kicker who is a midget and wears goggles

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    Hopefully your book paid it as a 2 teamer. I should have tailed, went 4-4 today so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by Housemoney View Post
    Hopefully your book paid it as a 2 teamer. I should have tailed, went 4-4 today so far
    it's draftkings i drove into PA and placed the bet since Ohio isn't going legal until January 1st... because Ohio is RETARDED

    when i placed the bet on September 2nd

    Ravens were -315

    Buckeyes were -740

    Colts were -320

    so it became a -740 and -315 parlay 5.2 to win 2.57 instead of 5.2/5

    i cashed 2.57 units.... should've cashed 5 but no... choking kickers like to play for the Colts outside of the GOAT Adam V

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    3 team parlay turned into a 2 team ML parlay winner

    2-1-0 record: +4.37 units

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    Really that's how other books pay out draws on parlays? My book would pay half the value of the ticket back

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    If you have for example 100 bucks on 4 team parlay @.1.80 odds so ticket is for 180 and if 1 game is a tie you would get only 90 so you would lose money at the books I played at, isn't this the same with all books?

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    I play with a local and he pays the same as DK, you are getting screwed

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiDNiTe View Post
    If you have for example 100 bucks on 4 team parlay @.1.80 odds so ticket is for 180 and if 1 game is a tie you would get only 90 so you would lose money at the books I played at, isn't this the same with all books?
    a 3 team ML parlay in football turns into a 2 team ML parlay if 1 team ties while the other legs all win or have won so far

    3 legs turns into 2 legs


    on to SNF!!! F Tom Brady

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    Cowboys +113 for half unit

    $50/$56.50

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    Cowboys +113 for half unit

    $50/$56.50
    loser... 2-2-0 +3.87

    week 2 NFL look ahead

    eyeing a possible ML parlay again... early thoughts include Packers bounce back on SNF vs Bears at home and the browns at home vs Jets coming off that first week 1 road dub in 28 years

    could finish it off with 1 college ML favorite if I come across something similar to using Ohio State vs ND

    also: Bills spread at home vs Titans could be the solo play

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    a 3 team ML parlay in football turns into a 2 team ML parlay if 1 team ties while the other legs all win or have won so far

    3 legs turns into 2 legs


    on to SNF!!! F Tom Brady
    Books in Aus seem to be different I always get paid half the freaking ticket

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    Chiefs LIVE down 0-3

    -2.5 -115 1.15/1

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