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    Doug tushyterror
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    This sickness is kicking in( Just have to do this)..Valentina 4950 to 300

    I admit I know jackshit about the the UFC but from what I hear this is about as much of a certainty as death, taxes & 6% of a certain population committing over 50% of the murders(not saying which one) JIBBBY your thoughts?

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    How do you have .002 cents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    How do you have .002 cents?
    I know it's weird.. If I try to risk my balance on a big parlay they don't get factored in so they're actually meaningless.

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    Click the "place bet" button you fukin pussy

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    Hey, guy, we don't need a new thread for every dumbass wager you make. We already have an Otters at this site. Put it all in one thread. TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Hey, guy, we don't need a new thread for every dumbass wager you make. We already have an Otters at this site. Put it all in one thread. TIA
    Not to sound like an attention whore but if I do that you know they're gonna buried without them seeing the light of day. I'll def. stop posting these threads without an actual bet, but only decent sized live & pregame bets if that makes you feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Click the "place bet" button you fukin pussy
    Gotta wait for JIBBBYs confirmation if this is a mortal lock despite the juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not to sound like an attention whore but if I do that you know they're gonna buried without them seeing the light of day. I'll def. stop posting these threads without an actual bet, but only decent sized live & pregame bets if that makes you feel better.
    why do you think that is? That is my whole point

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    why do you think that is? That is my whole point
    I'm gonna be dead ass with you, no bullshit. I know it comes across as a total humble brag posting my balance with the tickets. The truth is I have no respect for people like biggie12 who write $5000 on Sea -3 without posting an actual ticket, then everybody praises him like he really stuck his neck out,( If the guy is legit just post one fking ticket to prove it), then he has the nerve to criticise me for my betting strategy. I can truly give a shit if people on here respect me or like me or whatever but at least you know I'm putting my money where my mouth is which is more than I could say for 90% of this forum who claim to bet big.

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    doug call me

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    doug call me
    Tell me I'm wrong Sammy. For the people who claim to bet big like Seaweed & Biggie12 how hard is to literally take a minute out of your busy handicapping schedule & just post 1 ticket(not every ticket) to have any credibility around here?
    Last edited by Doug tushyterror; 11-21-20 at 07:48 PM.

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    Doug, I don't recommend taking big faves in MMA. I've been burned by bad decisions on several occasions. But the one that hurt me the most is when I bet heavy on a young Jon Jones back 2009 vs Matt Hamill. Jones lost by DQ.

    You never know when something like that will happen in MMA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Click the "place bet" button you fukin pussy

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    Tushy, this is what we did with Schevchenko, start an open parlay, a big one, and just keep putting her in it.

    Get some Schev equity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Doug, I don't recommend taking big faves in MMA. I've been burned by bad decisions on several occasions. But the one that hurt me the most is when I bet heavy on a young Jon Jones back 2009 vs Matt Hamill. Jones lost by DQ.

    You never know when something like that will happen in MMA.
    You make a great point John, obviously anything could happen, makes no sense to bet her straight at that price, only other option would be to put her in a parlay to get a slightly better price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Tushy, this is what we did with Schevchenko, start an open parlay, a big one, and just keep putting her in it.

    Get some Schev equity.

    Would've been an option at 5D, BM only allows 2 open spots.
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    What if she catches a kick in the face and she is knocked out cold. Crazy juice you are paying here. She is not fighting a ballerina, right?

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    She is a lock. Bet it. All in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    What if she catches a kick in the face and she is knocked out cold. Crazy juice you are paying here. She is not fighting a ballerina, right?
    Compared to Shevchenko, they are all ballerinas.

    Well, except for Amanda Nunes...lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I admit I know jackshit about the the UFC but from what I hear this is about as much of a certainty as death, taxes & 6% of a certain population committing over 50% of the murders(not saying which one) JIBBBY your thoughts?


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    douggy is the pick in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    douggy is the pick in?
    Not yet LG, down to -1600, I'll keep waiting, gotta imagine it'll go down to -1400.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not yet LG, down to -1600, I'll keep waiting, gotta imagine it'll go down to -1400.
    not much of a difference man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I'm gonna be dead ass with you, no bullshit. I know it comes across as a total humble brag posting my balance with the tickets. The truth is I have no respect for people like biggie12 who write $5000 on Sea -3 without posting an actual ticket, then everybody praises him like he really stuck his neck out,( If the guy is legit just post one fking ticket to prove it), then he has the nerve to criticise me for my betting strategy. I can truly give a shit if people on here respect me or like me or whatever but at least you know I'm putting my money where my mouth is which is more than I could say for 90% of this forum who claim to bet big.
    Respect u for this even though your a total idiot and will be wiped out very soon

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    biggies proved it time and time again with vids of his balance and tickets.. doug your a rook around here

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    biggies proved it time and time again with vids of his balance and tickets.. doug your a rook around here
    No he doesn’t why lie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly@Vegas View Post
    No he doesn’t why lie?

    he has in the past before many times.. what am i his fukin lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly@Vegas View Post
    Respect u for this even though your a total idiot and will be wiped out very soon
    Is that a fact Kell..how about you post a bank account balance and sports book balance and I do the same & we see who's the total idiot. Since Im guessing you won't be doing that how about we go 1 on 1 in a handicapping contest the rest of the NFL reg.season(not playoffs..not enough games) just like they do on the Michael Kay show. 3 NFL picks per week ATS.. Each game assigned 1,2 & 3 points(6pt. max win per wk.) I'm willing to bet any amount between 1K and 10K at the end of week 17 I'll have more points than you. Just post a screenshot that you have at least 1K to your name if you're willing to make this bet & I'll take you at your word that you ll pay up if you lose. Just to get this party started I'll post a screenshot of one of my bank accounts & my BM balance. Interested?.. since this should be free money for you considering I'm gonna be "wiped out very soon."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Is that a fact Kell..how about you post a bank account balance and sports book balance and I do the same & we see who's the total idiot. Since Im guessing you won't be doing that how about we go 1 on 1 in a handicapping contest the rest of the NFL reg.season(not playoffs..not enough games) just like they do on the Michael Kay show. 3 NFL picks per week ATS.. Each game assigned 1,2 & 3 points(6pt. max win per wk.) I'm willing to bet any amount between 1K and 10K at the end of week 17 I'll have more points than you. Just post a screenshot that you have at least 1K to your name if you're willing to make this bet & I'll take you at your word that you ll pay up if you lose. Just to get this party started I'll post a screenshot of one of my bank accounts & my BM balance. Interested?.. since this should be free money for you considering I'm gonna be "wiped out very soon."

    You need to find a new hobby lol and only11k to your name while risking most of it to win 400 lol you got no balls. Scared money don’t make none. Put that on the jets ml. 11k to win 40’ and Thank me later. Since your going to lose it all betting some -5000 fav to win 25 bucks just bet the jets and pray your life turns around

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly@Vegas View Post
    You need to find a new hobby lol and only11k to your name while risking most of it to win 400 lol you got no balls. Scared money don’t make none. Put that on the jets ml. 11k to win 40’ and Thank me later. Since your going to lose it all betting some -5000 fav to win 25 bucks just bet the jets and pray your life turns around
    I got no balls? As expected jerk off can't tell you how I am you don't take me up on the offer nor post any kind of screenshot. Now go crawl back in your hole Qwe(air) better

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    doug def takes it in the tushy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    doug def takes it in the tushy
    I can't help it cincinnatikidtoucher your mom's tongue feels too good back there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    It might seem that way JJ but I'm actually so scared of losing money I'm just making high probability win bets despite the shitty odds just to get my balance to 10K so I could cash out the 5K I lost last Tues.. Then I'll have peace of mind too bet smarter.

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