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    [QUOTE=jjgold;29584659]Deacons not allowed to have sex Illini[/QUOT


    i was a Deacon at Houston Second Baptist in the late 80s. had 479 partners during my tenure there. Brother Fligting Illini was born in the wrong era

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    You son of a bitch!

    The babysans there are all over your stick

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    [QUOTE=compaqDikk;29584713]
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deacons not allowed to have sex Illini[/QUOT


    i was a Deacon at Houston Second Baptist in the late 80s. had 479 partners during my tenure there. Brother Fligting Illini was born in the wrong era
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Teaser View Post
    I was in the casino in Singapore last summer. Crazy they have to pay that much while I just walked in. Smart actually. I was in Hanoi, HCMC and Hue a couple of summers ago and missed the casinos. I wasn't really looking though. Are they nice? The casino in Singapore is done up pretty well.

    I live in Hanoi, the Casino's here are terrible and an insult to the industry in my opinion. Probably the worst I have ever seen. The new one in Phu Quoc is nice though. I go to the one in Singapore a lot. Did you see the sportsbook around the corner? It is in a different area than the casino... it is pretty cool but not like what we are used to in America.

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    [QUOTE=compaqDikk;29584713]
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deacons not allowed to have sex Illini[/QUOT


    i was a Deacon at Houston Second Baptist in the late 80s. had 479 partners during my tenure there. Brother Fligting Illini was born in the wrong era
    Compactor are southern Baptists naturally just crazy horny or did you invoke something in them?

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    [QUOTE=manny24;29585019]
    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post

    Compactor are southern Baptists naturally just crazy horny or did you invoke something in them?
    southern belles man, hard to resist

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I live in Hanoi, the Casino's here are terrible and an insult to the industry in my opinion. Probably the worst I have ever seen. The new one in Phu Quoc is nice though. I go to the one in Singapore a lot. Did you see the sportsbook around the corner? It is in a different area than the casino... it is pretty cool but not like what we are used to in America.
    Yes. It’s in it own small shop. I’ve been in there a few times but have never made a bet. I think I asked them about American baseball but I don’t believe they had it. You used to be able to walk right in but the last time they changed something about entering. I can’t remember if It was an ID thing or some kind of fee. I’m set to go back to Singapore next summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Teaser View Post
    Yes. It’s in it own small shop. I’ve been in there a few times but have never made a bet. I think I asked them about American baseball but I don’t believe they had it. You used to be able to walk right in but the last time they changed something about entering. I can’t remember if It was an ID thing or some kind of fee. I’m set to go back to Singapore next summer.
    They don't have any american sports. I spend a lot of time in Singapore , however some of the massage clubs ( the high end ones) have casinos with sports betting and they take action on all sports. They are hard to find but once you get in with them you are good. I have been going to the same one for a few years now. It is like an underground bookie kinda feel....

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    Orale Extra Innings! I want to cradle you like a newborn found in a dumpster with its umbilical cord still attached and rub my thumb across your forehead and tell you it will all be ok, when in reality it will never be ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Thanks brother.... taught my first firearms class since being down..

    I can tell I got some time to rebuild my strength and breathing ability still.

    Slow process bud but happy to be out of bed.

    Man I misss Vietnam
    So we approve of the mask now?

    Tell these dumb penetrates it's not a hoax

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Orale Extra Innings! I want to cradle you like a newborn found in a dumpster with its umbilical cord still attached and rub my thumb across your forehead and tell you it will all be ok, when in reality it will never be ok.
    You were in China before?

    Living the life I suppose. American money goes a lot further over seas.

    That's really weird Vietnamese can't play in their own casinos.

    I know nothing about their politics though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    You were in China before?

    Living the life I suppose. American money goes a lot further over seas.


    That's really weird Vietnamese can't play in their own casinos.

    I know nothing about their politics though.
    I still live in China, I have an apartment in Hanoi and in Shenzhen. I am not able to go back to China yet from Vietnam.. I spend about 6 months a year in each place...sometimes more in one place than the the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    They don't have any american sports. I spend a lot of time in Singapore , however some of the massage clubs ( the high end ones) have casinos with sports betting and they take action on all sports. They are hard to find but once you get in with them you are good. I have been going to the same one for a few years now. It is like an underground bookie kinda feel....
    I haven't encountered anything like that yet.....would be kind of cool though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Of Course JJ, so do all the Priests I know. I think I mentioned where I know a situation where a Priest from Nebraska is banging 4 nuns , sometimes at the same time. Don't let the Church fool you. Sex is a natural thing and a part of life.
    what kind of church is this?

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    Vietnam sounds great except for the gooks, communism, and cobras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankzig View Post
    what kind of church is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    Vietnam sounds great except for the gooks, communism, and cobras.
    It is the furthest thing from a Communist country, never seen a cobra.

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    Vietnam is way better run than the United States there’s no comparison

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vietnam is way better run than the United States there’s no comparison
    100% , China as well.

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    You don’t see riots in Vietnam

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    Bucket of pho on the street for a buck

    Fills me up the whole day

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    Illini how are the girls ?


    You realize you’re breaking every law by being a deacon and sleeping with woman Plus you’re using your power to get these girls as a deacon


    Being a deacon in Asia is a very big and prestigious honor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Illini how are the girls ?


    You realize you’re breaking every law by being a deacon and sleeping with woman Plus you’re using your power to get these girls as a deacon


    Being a deacon in Asia is a very big and prestigious honor

    JJ, the first thing I learned by my protege is you need to be honest with yourself and if you are honest with yourself , Christ will accept you. I love beautiful women and all the sexual pleasures that come with it. I am opening the doors to Deaconism and showing the church there are other ways. Becoming a Deacon was the best move I’ve ever done in my life.

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    if it keeps them away from the kids priests should be allowed to fuk the congregation 100%

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    if it keeps them away from the kids priests should be allowed to fuk the congregation 100%
    I know many Priests that have sexual relations with Nuns. It is natural Ese Manny. Don't let the Church fool you!

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    From what I have read the deacons are not allowed to have sex or basically get thrown out

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    From what I have read the deacons are not allowed to have sex or basically get thrown out
    JJ, every single Priest and Deacon I know on a personal level has sexual relations. Many use tinder and other social apps for hookups. Don't let the Church fool you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You don’t see riots in Vietnam



    You riot there, they will just shoot you. Try taking over a police station or government building. You will be dead.

    They don’t put up with that nonsense over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post



    You riot there, they will just shoot you. Try taking over a police station or government building. You will be dead.

    They don’t put up with that nonsense over there
    Pimike,

    I am able to speak Vietnamese and I often speak with the locals in my area plus my Viet friends here about the Government. It is such a different culture. They wouldn't dare say anything bad about their Government even with each other. It is like a different world here. They are very curios about the American culture and the Republican and Democratic party and often want to know my beliefs. I am very outspoken and love to bullshit with the locals here. They find it unbelievable when I criticize my own government ... However it is a bit different here in Hanoi than in Saigon.....

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    Is Viet Duc a really good beer? So no betting on American sports unless you find some place that will take action in the jungle somewhere?

    The message of the Bible or from Christ is to get married. Not have 476 partners from your congregation. Something tells me those kind of people, the biggest hypocrites would be punished more than the non-believers in judgment day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    Is Viet Duc a really good beer? So no betting on American sports unless you find some place that will take action in the jungle somewhere?

    The message of the Bible or from Christ is to get married. Not have 476 partners from your congregation. Something tells me those kind of people, the biggest hypocrites would be punished more than the non-believers in judgment day.

    You can bet on American sports anywhere in the world. All you need is the internet. The beer in Vietnam is pretty bad , some of the worst I’ve ever had in my life. The only good beer they have here is Trúc Bạch. All the others are no good. Belgium beers are popular here. There are Belgium beer bars all over. However it’s more expensive than in America. But they like their Belgium beer so they pay for it. If you drink the local shit beer you can get drafts for 20 cents on the street.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    if a member of the flock gets gaped wash away the release with holy water no sin committed Lord have mercy
    I value our forum friendship Ese Manny. However , I feel you are going down a dangerous path lately. I feel the tension in your writing. I just want you to know. I am here for you. I am the ear you can count on , I have th shoulder you can cry on , I am here to hear your transgressions. I hope to see you at 7pm on Skype. Please log in at 7 unless you want to hear my first part of the Sermon which will be in Vietnamese.

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    Illini what does 1 ounce of weed cost??

    Do Deacons smoke?

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