1. 07-03-20 07:09 PM #1
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    The Do Nots of Sports Betting

    I will start


    Do not bet with your heart

    Do not bet drunk

    Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

    Do not bet to please anyone
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  2. 07-03-20 07:09 PM #2
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  3. 07-03-20 07:11 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I will start


    Do not bet with your heart

    Do not bet drunk

    Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

    Do not bet to please anyone
    Well that rules me out.
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  4. 07-03-20 07:12 PM #4
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    2% of your bankroll per bet

    Not a ton of games
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  5. 07-03-20 07:17 PM #5
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    Do not pass go

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  6. 07-03-20 07:22 PM #6
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    Do not increase bet sizes when on a bad run and do not decrease bet sizes when on a good run in fear of losing.
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  7. 07-03-20 07:28 PM #7
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    I joke about degenerate gambling but the reality is.

    One strong pick per day. 2 to 5 percent of your bankroll.

    Do I always win? Of course not.

    Good luck all.
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  8. 07-03-20 07:29 PM #8
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    Don't ever start to begin with
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  9. 07-03-20 07:31 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Don't ever start to begin with
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  10. 07-03-20 07:31 PM #10
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  11. 07-03-20 07:32 PM #11
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    Brock, are you a better poker player or sports gambler?
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  12. 07-03-20 07:34 PM #12
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    Do

    Fade seaweed
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  13. 07-03-20 07:35 PM #13
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    Compound interest.

    If not, don't even bother betting.
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  14. 07-03-20 07:39 PM #14
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    Do not bet with anyone named Julio

    Do not make a video with a black ski mask

    Do not post air betting fade material

    Do not post every worthless thought that enters the mind at any given point of the day
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  15. 07-04-20 08:27 AM #15
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    Do not tail seaweed
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  16. 07-04-20 08:32 AM #16
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    Do not have rules find what works for you and do it simple as that rules are stupid. Last winter I flipped a good amount of money never followed any rules
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  17. 07-04-20 09:12 AM #17
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    I still can't get a handle on not tilting or chasing
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  18. 07-04-20 09:31 AM #18
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    Don't click "submit" until you verify which side Seaweed is playing.
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  19. 07-04-20 09:35 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    2% of your bankroll per bet

    Not a ton of games
    Worst advice ever
    Kind of shit scamdicappers say
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  20. 07-04-20 09:47 AM #20
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    I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

    Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

    Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

    $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
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  21. 07-04-20 09:55 AM #21
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    I will end it:

    DO NOT BET
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  22. 07-04-20 09:56 AM #22
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    Do win

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  23. 07-04-20 10:13 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I will start
    Do not bet with your heart

    Do not bet drunk

    Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

    Do not bet to please anyone
    Seaweed, can you please enlighten us on how you manage to hit bets at the unprecedented rate you do?
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  24. 07-04-20 10:17 AM #24
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    Snoopy its a skill inherited in genes

    Natural Instinct and “having a feeling” is underrated

    Its like asking why are some people able to hire good employees always
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  25. 07-04-20 10:31 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Snoopy its a skill inherited in genes

    Natural Instinct and “having a feeling” is underrated

    Its like asking why are some people able to hire good employees always
    Thanks, now I know exactly what to do.
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  26. 07-04-20 12:08 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

    Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

    Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

    $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
    i agree. you lose the value of money just seeing it as a number on the screen.
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  27. 07-04-20 12:09 PM #27
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  28. 07-04-20 12:19 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Do not bet with anyone named Julio

    Do not make a video with a black ski mask

    Do not post air betting fade material

    Do not post every worthless thought that enters the mind at any given point of the day
    Sounds familiar...
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  29. 07-04-20 12:34 PM #29
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    Don’t lose your ass like a Seaweed, don’t fuk’in bet like one, don’t post dumb shit threads like Seaweed, don’t wear a ball gag like Seaweed, don’t take it up the ass like Seaweed, in short, Don’t be a fuk’in Seaweed!
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  30. 07-04-20 12:41 PM #30
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  31. 07-04-20 10:11 PM #31
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    be on the same bet as weeder
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  32. 07-04-20 11:11 PM #32
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    Don't go all in on a specific bet, especially on "play of the week/month/year"
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  33. 07-04-20 11:14 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I will start


    Do not bet with your heart

    Do not bet drunk

    Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

    Do not bet to please anyone
    where do you come up with this shit? Do you work for SBR?
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  34. 07-04-20 11:20 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

    Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

    Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

    $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
    This is really good advice. Handing over the cash at the sportsbook feels a helluva lot different than clicking the button.
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  35. 07-05-20 05:19 AM #35
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    Yeah clicking buttons with money is never a good idea you’re deathly gonna end up losing at all nothing like cash betting
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