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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    The Do Nots of Sports Betting
    I will start


    Do not bet with your heart

    Do not bet drunk

    Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

    Do not bet to please anyone
  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48245

    #2
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    • clockwise1965
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-01-13
      • 6753

      #3
      Originally posted by Seaweed
      I will start


      Do not bet with your heart

      Do not bet drunk

      Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

      Do not bet to please anyone
      Well that rules me out.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        2% of your bankroll per bet

        Not a ton of games
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        • Eddy Munny
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-13-13
          • 15768

          #5
          Do not pass go

          Do not collect $200
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          • funnyb25
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 07-09-09
            • 39663

            #6
            Do not increase bet sizes when on a bad run and do not decrease bet sizes when on a good run in fear of losing.
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            • clockwise1965
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-01-13
              • 6753

              #7
              I joke about degenerate gambling but the reality is.

              One strong pick per day. 2 to 5 percent of your bankroll.

              Do I always win? Of course not.

              Good luck all.
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                Don't ever start to begin with
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                • High3rEl3m3nt
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-28-10
                  • 8022

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                  Don't ever start to begin with
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                  • teacher10
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-28-18
                    • 1821

                    #10
                    Use credit card to deposit money
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                    • High3rEl3m3nt
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-28-10
                      • 8022

                      #11
                      Brock, are you a better poker player or sports gambler?
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                      • lakerboy
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-02-09
                        • 94379

                        #12
                        Do

                        Fade seaweed
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                        • Mackballs
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-01-16
                          • 5810

                          #13
                          Compound interest.

                          If not, don't even bother betting.
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                          • shadymcgrady
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-27-12
                            • 10036

                            #14
                            Do not bet with anyone named Julio

                            Do not make a video with a black ski mask

                            Do not post air betting fade material

                            Do not post every worthless thought that enters the mind at any given point of the day
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                            • Booya711
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-20-11
                              • 27329

                              #15
                              Do not tail seaweed
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                              • pilebuck13
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-15-15
                                • 17918

                                #16
                                Do not have rules find what works for you and do it simple as that rules are stupid. Last winter I flipped a good amount of money never followed any rules
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #17
                                  I still can't get a handle on not tilting or chasing
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                                  • b1slickguy
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-24-11
                                    • 11959

                                    #18
                                    Don't click "submit" until you verify which side Seaweed is playing.
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                                    • darrell74
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-16-07
                                      • 14648

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      2% of your bankroll per bet

                                      Not a ton of games
                                      Worst advice ever
                                      Kind of shit scamdicappers say
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                                      • funnyb25
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 07-09-09
                                        • 39663

                                        #20
                                        I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

                                        Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

                                        Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

                                        $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
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                                        • RudyRuetigger
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 08-24-10
                                          • 65084

                                          #21
                                          I will end it:

                                          DO NOT BET
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                                          • johnnyvegas13
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 05-21-15
                                            • 27897

                                            #22
                                            Do win

                                            do not lose
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                                            • juicername
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-14-15
                                              • 6906

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                                              I will start
                                              Do not bet with your heart

                                              Do not bet drunk

                                              Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

                                              Do not bet to please anyone
                                              Seaweed, can you please enlighten us on how you manage to hit bets at the unprecedented rate you do?
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                                              • Seaweed
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-19-12
                                                • 26318

                                                #24
                                                Snoopy its a skill inherited in genes

                                                Natural Instinct and “having a feeling” is underrated

                                                Its like asking why are some people able to hire good employees always
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                                                • juicername
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-14-15
                                                  • 6906

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  Snoopy its a skill inherited in genes

                                                  Natural Instinct and “having a feeling” is underrated

                                                  Its like asking why are some people able to hire good employees always
                                                  Thanks, now I know exactly what to do.
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                                                  • pologq
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-07-12
                                                    • 19899

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                    I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

                                                    Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

                                                    Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

                                                    $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
                                                    i agree. you lose the value of money just seeing it as a number on the screen.
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                                                    • pologq
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                      • 19899

                                                      #27
                                                      never look to parlay sports winnings into more money in the casino
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                                                      • tucks
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 07-11-18
                                                        • 356

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                                                        Do not bet with anyone named Julio

                                                        Do not make a video with a black ski mask

                                                        Do not post air betting fade material

                                                        Do not post every worthless thought that enters the mind at any given point of the day
                                                        Sounds familiar...
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                                                        • mikejamm
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-24-09
                                                          • 11047

                                                          #29
                                                          Don’t lose your ass like a Seaweed, don’t fuk’in bet like one, don’t post dumb shit threads like Seaweed, don’t wear a ball gag like Seaweed, don’t take it up the ass like Seaweed, in short, Don’t be a fuk’in Seaweed!
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                                                          • BIGDAY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 02-17-10
                                                            • 48245

                                                            #30
                                                            Don’t pound the losers.

                                                            #PoundTheWinners
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                                                            • lonegambler23
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-22-16
                                                              • 9760

                                                              #31
                                                              be on the same bet as weeder
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                                                              • Enkhbat
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 04-18-11
                                                                • 3145

                                                                #32
                                                                Don't go all in on a specific bet, especially on "play of the week/month/year"
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                                                                • BrickJames
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 05-05-11
                                                                  • 9749

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                  I will start


                                                                  Do not bet with your heart

                                                                  Do not bet drunk

                                                                  Do not bet on less than 4 hours of sleep

                                                                  Do not bet to please anyone
                                                                  where do you come up with this shit? Do you work for SBR?
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                                                                  • mjsuax13
                                                                    Moderator
                                                                    • 03-14-15
                                                                    • 25137

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                                    I will give you my own personal tip on how to not chase or over bet online.

                                                                    Get the amount of cash you have funded online and put it on your table when betting. Whatever you want to bet online, go take that from your physical stack of cash on the table and ask yourself "is this really how much I want to bet?" or am i chasing or just clicking buttons?

                                                                    Point being, it is so much easier to stare at a computer screen and click buttons vs. putting that actual cash mentality into play.

                                                                    $500 looks like a low stack online, but $500 most would be happy. BOL
                                                                    This is really good advice. Handing over the cash at the sportsbook feels a helluva lot different than clicking the button.
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Yeah clicking buttons with money is never a good idea you’re deathly gonna end up losing at all nothing like cash betting
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