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    In New Jersey. It's a different planet.

    Everyone loves small talk. They can talk about nothing endlessly. The weather. Asking about family members they've never even met. The whole time they're speaking like they have a bag of marbles in their throats.

    They're unable to eat properly with a knife and fork. They hold both with a fist to cut their food and then switch hands to eat. And because of this they cut up their whole meal into 30 pieces (like a child) so they can save time.

    They think their dry garbage for pizza is the best, and claim it is so because they have the best water. Water??

    Never seen so many guys with rugs and combovers.

    Get me out of here.

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    North jersey your right

    watch your mouth about south jersey / Philly

    its much more like Louisville

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    Shit hole entire north east and mid west




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    Dawgy

    I sent you a present

    should arrive in the next few days

    it’s a bamboo pillow

    we good

    I sleep with 2 of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Dawgy

    I sent you a present

    should arrive in the next few days

    it’s a bamboo pillow

    we good

    I sleep with 2 of them
    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    North jersey your right

    watch your mouth about south jersey / Philly

    its much more like Louisville
    Lmao you got it all wrong, North Jersey is a way more well off and respectable people

    Sojo is mostly scum , aside from a few shore towns

    Yes our pizza is great and yes the water is what makes it good, same with NYC

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    lol north jersey

    ever dude in north jersey is the same

    wanna be New York

    biggest punks in the world reside there

    obv not everyone but that’s facts

    Lol you even seen the white dudes from north jersey , trying to cop in Trenton

    hahahaha

    they like the scene in training day

    soft bitches

    especially the jersey shore types

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    Why does everyone here look perpetually drowsy? There really is something about the water here I bet.

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    NJ is awesome. You'd die on the west coast.

    Slow drivers, Nazi cops, fake smiles, back stabbing, all vanity.

    NJ is real folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Why does everyone here look perpetually drowsy? There really is something about the water here I bet.
    I live near Princeton.

    You must be in Newark or some shit.

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    I was born in NJ, grew up in Cranford NJ.
    Most interesting state in the union.

    OP best be careful, NJ is extremely mobbed up.

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    Newark, NJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Newark, NJ
    Yeah, Newark is a ghetto but virtually every state has a ‘Newark’

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    I live near Princeton.

    You must be in Newark or some shit.
    I knew it!

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    lol

    come to 5th and York in Camden

    old set

    man I love you guys

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    South Jersey Shanty Irish

    North Jersey all the cash

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    North Jersey is the only Jersey. The Southern part should become a seperate state.Can't believe that part f Jersey exists

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    Cranford kids used to hate the Westfield kids. Now Cranford is pretty ritzy themselves, both halves

    Btw which ghost is OP? Over under on days it takes Shari to find out and boot him again

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    For a place where guys like to act tough, they sure eat a lot of candy too.

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    Lots of ghetto South Jersey

    They move up from Phila

    Kid is from Salem all hood

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    Haha

    good thread

    Solid work here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    lol

    come to 5th and York in Camden

    old set

    man I love you guys
    No way man, trying to live a long life

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    Gza good peoples

    hey thanks for everything you do here

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Cranford kids used to hate the Westfield kids. Now Cranford is pretty ritzy themselves, both halves

    Btw which ghost is OP? Over under on days it takes Shari to find out and boot him again
    I graduated Cranford HS.
    I lived two blocks behind Union College by the big park.
    Those Cranford/Westfield rivalries were real.
    Fukkin’ real.

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    Asbury Park, Radisson area yes...


    Deep south jersey/camden/philly area way different. Mostly sharps/wiseguys/hustlers/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    lol

    come to 5th and York in Camden

    old set

    man I love you guys
    Would be there in a minute

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    I saw a South Park once that basically described all Jersey ppl like those morons on jersey shore. Should be nuked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I saw a South Park once that basically described all Jersey ppl like those morons on jersey shore. Should be nuked.
    Trey Parker rags on everything though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Dawgy

    I sent you a present

    should arrive in the next few days

    it’s a bamboo pillow

    we good

    I sleep with 2 of them
    That's weird. I sell bamboo pillows. Most people look at me and scratch heads about what they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I saw a South Park once that basically described all Jersey ppl like those morons on jersey shore. Should be nuked.
    You guys have no idea what you're talking about. Central NJ is gorgeous. The Jersey shore cast were all from Staten Island. Every state has a shit hole.

    If I feel like caring (not tonight, going out), I'll post some of my pics along the delaware, hiking the water gap, camping, out in the country areas.

    I had the same vision. I lived in WA state for 37 years. The PNW cannot be touched nature wise, it's not debatable.

    When I visited the lady (fling at the time), my jaw hit the floor. It gets a terrible rep. As long as you aren't in fuggin Camden or Newark.

    BYOB? You'd be shot in the west. That's not a thing.

    People drive the speed limit or speed? Thank penetrating god.

    White privelage? Not in WA where everyone is white. Here? Cops don't even look at me driving 80 in the 45 bridge construction.

    Shows? Every band comes to Philly/nj/NYC. Incredible. The food, culture, people? Tri state can't be touched.

    I could go on and on.
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    NJ is a shithole but I will still go

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Asbury Park, Radisson area yes...



    Deep south jersey/camden/philly area way different. Mostly sharps/wiseguys/hustlers/
    Central NJ and many other parts are gorgeous nature wise. Ignorance in action. Sweep could tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    South Jersey Shanty Irish

    North Jersey all the cash
    Princeton is central NJ says hi.

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    Since your pockets are so deep, try going pro.

    I have to ask for perspective (I have a life of Seattle one), where are you originally from?

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