[sam9ball]

11/01	USA CENTRAL
1	Cross	1980	15
2	oiler	1890	11
3	mpaschal34	1850	11
4	AutoDonk	1725	10
5	b1slickguy	1670	11
6	stuler	1630	11
7	playersonly69	1465	8
8	ronpaul2008	1375	8
9	Xstream	1275	9
10	lobo369	1240	10
11	MrKLC	1135	10
12	cabo	1110	10
13	pokerpro44	1105	10
14	codone69	1055	9
15	d2bets	990	10
16	mikejamm	985	5
17	BestPlay2day	950	11
18	unlearn	890	7
19	chico2663	715	7
20	Carseller4	655	5
21	slanina	520	5
22	hawkeye16	450	4
23	ChiefWahoo	425	5
24	4uk4life	380	5
25	brock	340	2
26	clayfro	300	1
27	bigdawgdfs	300	1
28	Ballerholic	300	1
29	sam9ball	275	2
30	Skookum	225	3
31	otters27	200	1
32	mayberry	135	2
33	BigDaddy	125	1
34	msutter	125	1
35	TheMoneyShot	125	1
36	iamamonkey	125	1
37	MangasColoradas	75	1
38	cjwatsonfan32	60	1
39	jtoler	40	1
40	peacebyinches	40	1
41	nickelchip2	40	1
	USA WEST
1	friedcheese	3075	15
2	JAKEPEAVY21	2640	17
3	franklee168	2060	15
4	sportfan	1885	11
5	Triple_D_Bet	1675	10
6	ArunSh	1250	6
7	eddycash	1050	7
8	thechaoz	945	8
9	funnyb25	700	7
10	vladfan	655	9
11	BuzzKill	645	7
12	chipup	575	6
13	brndg23	540	9
14	pboozer57	500	3
15	209Life	470	6
16	jrgum3	370	5
17	TireMan	265	4
18	dogkatcher	255	4
19	cyberbabble	200	1
20	smitch124	195	3
21	cankid	125	1
22	toughone	60	1
23	Blacke	40	1
	USA EAST
1	yahoonino	2530	14
2	blankoblanco	2405	15
3	craigpb	1830	13
4	empiremaker	1595	10
5	hhsilver	1595	14
6	ChuckyTheGoat	1525	9
7	phinfan27615	1475	11
8	Crusherrr	1390	7
9	thechaoz	1385	9
10	GaryDN	1375	12
11	Getch13	1375	13
12	thetrinity	1340	10
13	Bigorange	1240	6
14	JediMindPicks	1165	6
15	Joecool20	1140	8
16	yisman	845	9
17	pablo222	820	6
18	sammygran	820	6
19	deadphish	675	6
20	bobbywaves	580	10
21	frankzig	550	4
22	JayTris07	525	7
23	dlowilly	495	6
24	shane	435	6
25	cincinnatikid513	385	3
26	thomorino	375	4
27	bonzaii	375	2
28	blackbart	350	4
29	afisher1292	300	1
30	konck	275	2
31	carolinadaze	260	3
32	gunslinger572	160	3
33	bigdaddyjames	120	2
34	MyDogRudsta	75	1
35	onerous	75	1
36	uscphillyguy	40	1
37	MyDogRudsta	40	1
38	easycover	40	1
39	pavyracer	40	1
	REST OF WORLD
1	leovegas	1785	8
2	Stifler	1745	13
3	Stefan	1705	12
4	Spacefrog	1500	7
5	DanielEspinosa	1315	6
6	imack	1245	8
7	katstale	1230	9
8	panamabrad	1230	10
9	Lex_icon	1200	11
10	Mannyfan	1110	9
11	horja1	1055	7
12	OldSchoolGambler	1035	8
13	aggieshawn	980	7
14	Enkhbat	900	8
15	Grivas_Digeni	865	5
16	slikec	800	3
17	silvap	850	6
18	dhristov211	725	3
19	pabonaparte	670	6
20	ninjagorn	665	6
21	snapperman2	660	5
22	Manosdepiedra	590	6
23	maritsa1819	510	4
24	spider	385	3
25	Chaz22	385	4
26	BeerDog99	275	2
27	cricketer	260	2
28	Miklos	125	1
29	eSTOXX	400	3
30	Optional	60	1
31	DGG23	40	1

[RudyRuetigger]

when is this snoozefest over?

[ArunSh]

So with four weeks to go seems like cutoffs will be about:

Central: 1650
West: 850
East: 1900
Rest of World: 1550

We'll see how it shapes up though, still lot can happen!

[RudyRuetigger]

So with four weeks to go seems like cutoffs will be about:

Central: 1650
West: 850
East: 1900
Rest of World: 1550

We'll see how it shapes up though, still lot can happen!

so the new format sucks as well in terms of usa east?



glad i didnt play

[JAKEPEAVY21]

thechaoz still listed in 2 regions

[JoeCool20]

LOL 300 more for BigDonkage tonight! The guy donked out from behind 6 times on 6 all ins!

and that was just the ones I saw! LOL Then there were only 6 people left and all 3 of them got it in with the

best, and BigFatDonkwad called them all 3 times from behind and donked in whatever he needed to win all 3!

Then I get 55 and he calls me with KQ off, so I KNOW he is going to win the 46% shot after all those

other donks! Flop comes rag rag 10, so he is 28% now .... And I'm just waiting on the donk...


And WHAM! A Queen on the turn and he has donked AGAIN from behind! LOL

[JoeCool20]

Gotta love the way BigFatDonkage plays this 30 person SBR donk shit! If he gets 2 face cards, or an Ace, or ANY

type of draw, he just goes for it! And he either donks what he needs, or he loses & goes and gets something to eat! LOL

great way to play this shit.

[mpaschal34]

what about the hand where you called for over 80% of your chips with A,5 and hit the 5?

worst play i saw of the evening.

[JoeCool20]

what about the hand where you called for over 80% of your chips with A,5 and hit the 5?

worst play i saw of the evening.

LOL Dude, besides the fact that this SBR shit is ALL FREAKIN DONKS and you KNOW it is, You're the dumb-ass who went

all in with A-9 instead of just calling or making a small raise!! Then you pouted when I donked the 5 & you lost! LOL

And you are STILL pouting about your terrible all in bet and losing with A-9!!! LOL

I called & went for the donk because I know you are apt do something stupid like shove all in with A-rag or worse.

[mpaschal34]

again....showing how you know ZERO about poker.

go read some poker books.

[JoeCool20]

again....showing how you know ZERO about poker.

go read some poker books.

LOL Dude! You don't "read a poker book" to learn how to play this 30 person SBR donk shit!
The whole damn thing becomes a shove/donk fest at the end! And you've got to donk several times
to even make it to the final table shove fest! Then you have to donk even more to win the thing!
Do you think me donking that 5 on you was the only all-in donk I hit to make it to the final 6 people! LOL Surely not!
You don't get to the final 6 in these stupid things by playing "great poker" dumb-ass! You get there by having
a lot of donk-ass luck that night!! And I got it tonight!!
But BigFatDonkage had MORE donk luck than anybody tonight, so he won tonight!

Dude, I was laughing so hard after I luck-donked that 3 outer 5 on you, but I KNEW it meant NOTHING unless I donked SEVERAL more times tonight to make it to the final 6!! And I did! It was so hilarious that I wrote them all down!

Here is how I got to the final 6 people tonight! (I got 3rd because BigFatDonkage took out
the other 3 people with 3 different donks from behind in a row! Then he donked me out from behind too!)


1. I donked a last card Ace on a guys hole KK. 2. I donked the 5 over your A-9! 3. I held on with hole 33 against 2 over cards. Then 4. I donked ANOTHER last card flush to make it to the final table when dude had 2 pair King & queens!

There ain't no "poker book" about all these stupid donks that determine the top 6 in these stupid SBR things bro!

THE WINNER OF THE TOURNEY TONIGHT (BIGDONKAGE) WAS ALL IN WITH THE WORST 4 DIFFERENT TIMES AT THE FINAL 6 TABLE AND HE DONKED FROM BEHIND ALL 4 TIMES TO KNOCK OUT 4 PEOPLE!

You just don't/can't take that shit seriously dude! Just try to laugh and have fun with it!

[eddycash]

Westside is gonna win this whole thing. Bow down.

[JoeCool20]

Westside is gonna win this whole thing. Bow down.

LOL The team that wins the whole thing will be the team that donks the most when it becomes a shove fest.

It sure as hell won't have anything to do with who is "better" at poker!!! These quick tourneys take a lot of skill out of it.

30 person "donkaments" with small stacks that quickly end up being who gets the most donk-luck on the all-ins

just isn't "real poker" at all.

[blankoblanco]

LOL Dude, besides the fact that this SBR shit is ALL FREAKIN DONKS and you KNOW it is, You're the dumb-ass who went

all in with A-9 instead of just calling or making a small raise!! Then you pouted when I donked the 5 & you lost! LOL

And you are STILL pouting about your terrible all in bet and losing with A-9!!! LOL

I called & went for the donk because I know you are apt do something stupid like shove all in with A-rag.

Big difference between shoving and calling. And his shove was good, your call was bad.

Also, you're saying you called with A5 because you knew he was apt to shove an Ace...........???????

I just. I can't even... explain this to you. What do you think A5's equity is against all other As? You usually chop with A2-A4 you utter dimwit. Nothing you say makes any remote sense and you don't have the first clue how to play tournament poker

You are maybe the stupidest person I've ever seen, or a very diligent troll.

[blankoblanco]

The mental gymnastics/ignorance it takes to say someone's shove with A9 was terrible multiple times after you called said shove with A5 is just kind of astounding

[JoeCool20]

Big difference between shoving and calling. And his shove was good, your call was bad.

Also, you're saying you called with A5 because you knew he was apt to shove an Ace...........???????

I just. I can't even... explain this to you. What do you think A5's equity is against all other As? You usually chop with A2-A4 you utter dimwit. Nothing you say makes any remote sense and you don't have the first clue how to play tournament poker

You are maybe the stupidest person I've ever seen, or a very diligent troll.

The mental gymnastics/ignorance it takes to say someone's shove with A9 was terrible multiple times after you called said shove with A5 is just kind of astounding

LOL Oh crap. my drunk psycho-infatuated stalker has found another post that I made & run his mouth under it!
And he wants to bash or debate the "right" or "wrong" thing to do on a hand of cards for pizza points! OMG LOL!
Good gosh, who the hell wants to discuss "correct play" of poker hands on this 30 person wild luck-donk shove fest crap?
We all know these 30 person short stack things always come down to a shove fest & who gets donk-lucky!
So let me explain it to you son. So even your retarded dumb-ass can understand it! You don't know what
the other person's hole cards are, or you would NEVER call an all-in unless you were way ahead dumb-ass!
Then you'd STILL lose your share of them anyway! Unless you were 100% before you called!


So obviously I didn't know what his hole cards were! That's not how poker is played dumb-ass!

And read what I said so you don't look like an idiotic moron!

I KNEW it meant NOTHING anyway unless I donked SEVERAL more times tonight to make it to the final 6!

You of all people know how often you have to donk in these 30 person tourneys to make the final 6!
You have over 2000 points in a month because you have donked so damn much! And it won't mean ANYTHING unless you also get donk-lucky in the real money tourney! I won 3rd place and $200 in a final real money tourney on here!
Do you think that means I am "better" at poker than everybody on here but the 2 other people who finished higher? LOL
Or do you think it means I got lucky in the money game when it mattered like you will have to do also?


Please, I DARE you to tell the forum that the reason you have amassed 2000 points in one month is because you are "good" at these 30 person short stack lucky ass shove fests, instead of simply admitting that you have gotten CRAZY wild donk luck so far! LOL Go ahead. I believe you are dumb enough to post it!

[JoeCool20]

Big difference between shoving and calling. And his shove was good, your call was bad.

Also, you're saying you called with A5 because you knew he was apt to shove an Ace...........???????

I just. I can't even... explain this to you. What do you think A5's equity is against all other As? You usually chop with A2-A4 you utter dimwit. Nothing you say makes any remote sense and you don't have the first clue how to play tournament poker

You are maybe the stupidest person I've ever seen, or a very diligent troll.

The mental gymnastics/ignorance it takes to say someone's shove with A9 was terrible multiple times after you called said shove with A5 is just kind of astounding

& by the way, I was waiting on U, my newest psycho-infatuated stalker to hunt down my latest post & run your mouth!!

What took you so long to find my post and obsess over it and stalk me, and bash me, and call me names?

Did you get so exited after you saw a new post by me that you had to go jerk off first?! LOL

[RudyRuetigger]

coolio you argue with everyone at poker

just say nice hand one time you get knocked out and move on

i bet you cant fukkin do it

[JoeCool20]

coolio you argue with everyone at poker

just say nice hand one time you get knocked out and move on

i bet you cant fukkin do it

LOL "Argue" about poker for pizza points? Stop lying and learn to read dumb-ass.

I've said 500 times on here that this SBR poker shit is a hilarious joke

and I love cutting up and posting about the wild donks that happen on all ins!

A couple of people just can't seem to grasp it because they can't read! Neither can you.

[Itsamazing777]

joe seek help immediately