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    jjgold
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    Your Jerkoffs If Your Staying Home Tonight


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    Sam Odom
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    Out now... smoking a Roma Craft cigar and drinking a single malt scotch

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    CanuckG
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    jjgold
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    sammy got it all

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    Mackballs
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    National Margarita day

    Going to Margaritas in Natick, MA

    5-8 house margaritas most likely and then finish with some tecatssssss

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    Mackballs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Out now... smoking a Roma Craft cigar and drinking a single malt scotch
    Pictures or you got nothing

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    JohnnyD4916
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    Staying home and going to bed early. Total jerkoff move

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    badgerguy
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    Wheelchair bound, truck is broke down, broke dik fuk.

    Fuk you that I’m stuck at home tonight. Midwest about to get pounded with snow again this weekend. Not cool. Feelbadman

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    JIBBBY
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    Windy and Freezing out never leaving the house.. We got games!!! .

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    badgerguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Windy and Freezing out never leaving the house.. We got games!!! .
    Freezing? What is it, 50 degrees in Cali today?

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    Pictures or you got nothing

    Better yet come join Sammy... Excalibur on CM blvd 92111

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    pinnacle420
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    Me and my 11 inch rooster are staying in tonight to destroy some muff!!! The only jerking off will be when you get home from red lobster JJ

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    JIBBBY
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Freezing? What is it, 50 degrees in Cali today?
    Exactly.. That's freezing out for us So Cal born sunshine warm weather people. I'm missing summer dearly just put it that way!!!!


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    badgerguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Exactly.. That's freezing out for us So Cal born sunshine warm weather people. I'm missing summer dearly just put it that way!!!!

    I’m so sorry for your struggle today. Rough stuff

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    RudyRuetigger
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    staying in bro

    that ok with you?

    just 1 less guy to take from the pool of females out

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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    im a shut in

    fukk that noise

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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    if you are bald you are a JERKOFF

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    RudyRuetigger
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    soyboys like kraken are going out tonight


    hopefully you do not get too fukked up and take him home

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    Joey Vigs
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    soyboys like kraken are going out tonight


    hopefully you do not get too fukked up and take him home
    Kraken will do a lot for a few oxy’s

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    t-wizzle
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    What’s going on?

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    5mike5
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    been raining 5 straight days....non stop

    homebound

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    big joe 1212
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    Sharps stay home and focus on Ivy League basketball

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    jjgold
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    lining things up

    hopefully into a pussy

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    Mackballs
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lining things up

    hopefully into a pussy
    Pencil dick shouldnt be an issue entering

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    dudekid
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    Inlaws coming over for dinner, I'd rather be a jerkoff...

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    pavyracer
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    You're a jerkoff if you spell you're your.

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    Matt17
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    Went to the bar for lunch, took a nap, ready for a fun filled night of gambling. Just another day in the life of a middle aged fukk like myself.

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    pimike
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    staying in bro

    that ok with you?

    just 1 less guy to take from the pool of females out
    Or is it you have no life???

    Just asking

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    JIBBBY
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    I’m so sorry for your struggle today. Rough stuff
    Thank you sir.. Such a struggle.. Make it go away!!! Donger neeeed heat!!!


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    ELNATURAL
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    Bingo night at the local hall.

    Hopefully get lucky.

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    JIBBBY
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELNATURAL View Post
    Bingo night at the local hall.

    Hopefully get lucky.
    What is the entry fee and what do you get if you bingo first? Most importantly how many people show up for this?

    Bingo is for old farts and I'm not that old yet.

    Just looking at a glimpse into my future with this post

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    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    National Margarita day

    Going to Margaritas in Natick, MA

    5-8 house margaritas most likely and then finish with some tecatssssss
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ELNATURAL
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    Cover is $10 and that will get you a game card with a few tries.

    Always end up a winner at the end of night.

    Hopefully bring home a tasty carp if I play my cards right.

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    ridgeway
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    Heading to Oceans 11 for a little 5/10 no limit. If get up a rack I'm cashing out and going straight to the bar.

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    The General
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    I'm on lockdown in the shelter. Some veterans took all the peanut butter out of the cafeteria so we all pay the price. No fukin pb&j either.

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