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    Cousins

    80%
    250 yards
    3tds

    3 qtrs

    Guy will set career marks this year for comp, comp %, TDs and rating

    He's 30 years old

    Vikes gonna get his best 3 seasons! Maybe even a future HOFer if he does this till 37/38??

    Best signing of 2018 by far

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    The usual crew will be in this thread shortly to shit on him.

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    Probably but their negative comments don't follow the facts

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    He's been hugely successful in collecting Dead Presidents. If anybody questions him...there has to be a tinge of jealousy attached.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    80%
    250 yards
    3tds

    3 qtrs

    Guy will set career marks this year for comp, comp %, TDs and rating

    He's 30 years old

    Vikes gonna get his best 3 seasons! Maybe even a future HOFer if he does this till 37/38??

    Best signing of 2018 by far




    guys what 5-13 in prime time game

    can someone bring up his playoff record?

    fatty obviously has some type of food poisoning in CR



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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    80%
    250 yards
    3tds

    3 qtrs

    Guy will set career marks this year for comp, comp %, TDs and rating

    He's 30 years old

    Vikes gonna get his best 3 seasons! Maybe even a future HOFer if he does this till 37/38??

    Best signing of 2018 by far
    That's the funniest post of 2018.
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    One of my favorite post of 2018

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    Ok, Minnesota still blows.

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    sad bump let us die in peace

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    Cousins is mediocre , but our O-Line is atrocious, and the entire team is undisciplined. That combined will get you to watch the post-season from your living room every time.

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    You do realize completion % is a completely meaningless stat. You can check down all day and complete 80%. Cousins ranks 15th in QBR, which is what he is, a league average QB.

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    Dude the Vikes giving up 6 yards per carry ok

    That's not Cousins fault

    Fall behind 2 scores against top d in league and every QB gonna look bad



    Post a winner dude

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    Fatty unhinged

    the 4 3 & outs to start the game had nothing to do with it though

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    Kirk Cousins is 4-25 against teams with a winning record

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    Poor Fats has been unhinged on tilt all week. Yikes

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    Fatty. It is ok man. Vikes deserve to sit this post-season out.

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    Feel sorry for Kirk. His defence couldn’t make one stop today against a banged up and no motivation Chicago team. He didn’t have his best game but it wouldn’t have mattered. If you can’t stop a team like Chicago with 5 star players out injured you have no chance.

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    Cousins wilts under pressure, he was always a vag when teams blitzed him

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    Quote Originally Posted by alamo View Post
    Feel sorry for Kirk. His defence couldn’t make one stop today against a banged up and no motivation Chicago team. He didn’t have his best game but it wouldn’t have mattered. If you can’t stop a team like Chicago with 5 star players out injured you have no chance.
    feel bad for kirk?

    Hes flat out terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Dude the Vikes giving up 6 yards per carry ok

    That's not Cousins fault

    Fall behind 2 scores against top d in league and every QB gonna look bad



    Post a winner dude
    We get it, you like Kirk Cousins. You are way outnumbered here. There are also people out there who think the holocaust never happened. You are in the minority here, and for a reason.
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    bears had their entire 2nd team defense out their the entire 2nd half and he did nothing. hes terrible

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    Who cares about stats? He is like 5-76 against teams with 10 wins or more.

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    Tried telling ya bears were gomna put your shit team out their misery.

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    Minny deserves to sit every post season out. Choke artist. The Bears did not lay their entire First Str9ng, yet Minny and choke expert Kousins still managed to blow this game. Bottom line Vikings fans. You have a terrible group managing that team. You pick a QB who has NEVER won a meaningful game and give him 84 million. This team is just sad. Very sad. Their fans are some of the most unknowledgeable fans in the NFL. Just look at some of their ridiculous posts throughout the season. Live with it homers. This is what homers deserve.
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    prob a great guy but this signing was just a mistake

    CONTRACT TERMS:
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    Just to prove to you completion % means nothing.
    Completion %:
    Cousins ranks 2nd
    Mariota ranks 5th
    Carr ranks 7th
    Cam ranks 10th

    Mahomes ranks 16th
    Brady ranks 19th
    Goff 20th

    Your boy Cousins ranks 21st in yards per attempt. The fact he ranks 2nd in completion % and 21st in y/pa, tells me he checks down. You know who else checks down, Blake Bortles.

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    “Post a winner”

    Fatty relax brother. Philly covered for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    prob a great guy but this signing was just a mistake

    CONTRACT TERMS:
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    2018 30 $22,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 $24,000,000 $84,000,000 $26,000,000($26,000,000)
    Sick!

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    Everyone grab a stick it's whack the fats time! Just joking u ok just a blind homer

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRIT View Post
    Just to prove to you completion % means nothing.
    Completion %:
    Cousins ranks 2nd
    Mariota ranks 5th
    Carr ranks 7th
    Cam ranks 10th

    Mahomes ranks 16th
    Brady ranks 19th
    Goff 20th

    Your boy Cousins ranks 21st in yards per attempt. The fact he ranks 2nd in completion % and 21st in y/pa, tells me he checks down. You know who else checks down, Blake Bortles.
    There is only .5 a yard difference between 21st and being in the top 10.

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    Cousins trying to tell thielen hes the problem



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    Just read this guys the 3rd highest paid QB in the league behind Rodgers and Ryan

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    Does Zimmer retire?

    No way he can win with cousins as his qb.

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    Cousins isn’t the problem. They need to fix the OL

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