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    Auto Donk
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    Last Minute Bash Preparations.....

    I'm trying to decide what all to take/not take, and have a quick question....

    has anyone heard from that no1here fella?

    if not, I have to find room for a matching set of these, one for me, and for my wife:









    should have room, since my wife is packing the rest of my scant wardrobe.... she says she can't wait to see me walk through the Nugget on my way up to the room after takin' a dip in the pool in one of these things:








    ttwarrior will presumably approve......



    anything else I need to be reminded to pack?

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    What is your schedule arriving and departing

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    get in late thurs night, leave tuesday or wed., moving down to Aria after the Nugget.....



    polishing up my Bash drinkin' hat right now, seen here as modeled by seeweed:





    some baseball hitters sometimes polish their helmets, while others leave the pine tar on them all season. My drinkin' helmet had to be polished to remove the remnants of some KY Gel that I inadvertently transferred to it while in action a few saturday nights ago....
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    Auro will you be packing a weapon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auro will you be packing a weapon?
    you already now the answer to that from my 10,000th sbr post commemorative video.....

    a still shot from it:




    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...video-etc.html

    just run if you see me lookin' like this:




    the forum will forgive you for screaming like a little girl if I start shooting EITHER of my two "guns" off.....

    and I always carry a smaller peacemaker in case things get way out of hand...... I'm legal in vegas

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    Auto it may be time for you to put away
    the nonsense and just go to the bash
    and have a good time.

    All this shitt about knocking people out
    and bringing weapons and body armour
    to the bash is getting old.

    Enjoy the week and May everyone survive.

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    saloon
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    Auto what is your bankroll ?

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    the shit is big

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    Lol...Donk...lol...It’s true though, there are some real weirdos out here, the three left that are still aloud to post take the cake for sure. I worry because of how much I am in their heads and their heads are’t exactly screwed on straight. Some guys are obsessed and those guys aren’t very smart or self aware to begin with, that’s worrisome as all three of them can’t handle their liquor or their drugs. Of course I’m talking about Rudy, Rudy’s bitch and bear cub.

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    probably not a bad idea. It's obvious that he is many cards short of a full deck and mentioned something about Bash goers being in danger or something similar. Given his fragile mental state, I take it seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    probably not a bad idea. It's obvious that he is many cards short of a full deck and mentioned something about Bash goers being in danger or something similar. Given his fragile mental state, I take it seriously.
    Have to be careful. He has never been a fan of mine. Plus he is old as shit. Will probably sit next to donk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Have to be careful. He has never been a fan of mine. Plus he is old as shit. Will probably sit next to donk.
    sitting next to donk might not be a great move...sit by a few posters that never cause waves on the forum(maybe beerdog and the Miami crew).

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    I don’t cause waves, Gold read my name off a list and the crazies, and I mean crazies, just came out. Some were banned, some are still posting. It’s just plain nuts and I never did a thing...lol

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    feel for ya, kvb.... some on here are a really negative load and a bad look all the way around for the site....

    ignoring em is my goal from here on out.... life's too short, and engaging makes them makes the engager look like a fool as well....

    this thread is misconstrued by a few who obviously weren't familiar with no1here's poker ban and his not so veiled threats to engage in a mass shooting of Bash goers.... they thought it was more smack talk to the pack of site shit-starters, which of course it wasn't/isn't....

    i think the old guy in question lives somewhere near vegas, so though this thread is mostly tongue in cheek, there is a bit of an element of truth in it.....

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    Have fun there. Let us know how it went.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    sitting next to donk might not be a great move...sit by a few posters that never cause waves on the forum(maybe beerdog and the Miami crew).
    True, I havent posted much lately but he used to get pissed at me all the time. Hopefully, Donk is his new target(no offense donk).

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    If you have to bring a flack and a gun to any function, common sense says not to attend. I will guarantee this, if you bring a gun you WILL go to prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    True, I havent posted much lately but he used to get pissed at me all the time. Hopefully, Donk is his new target(no offense donk).
    i'm planning on sitting next to Opti..... he said something about those acid wash jeans he wore to the last bash being too tight now, so it sounds like there should be ample surface area to dive behind if the shooter shows up.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangeFinder View Post
    If you have to bring a flack and a gun to any function, common sense says not to attend. I will guarantee this, if you bring a gun you WILL go to prison.
    guess I'm goin' downtown and then upstate unless I can find someway to install one of these before late thursday night.....







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    Most guys are afraid of auto man, if I was going I would go right up to him and confront him

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most guys are afraid of auto man, if I was going I would go right up to him and confront him
    lol.....

    youi're killing me, Smalls.....

    as I've told you, on several occasions, I'm a lover, not a fighter.....


    besides, the only two guys I'd knock the fuk out on sight are too damn broke and too damn cowardly to show up at the Bash.....

    no one has anything to worry about unless, ironically, "no1here" shows up and carries out his not-so-veiled threat to shoot the place up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    no one has anything to worry about unless, ironically, "no1here" shows up and carries out his not-so-veiled threat to shoot the place up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    waves, you miserable prick, I assume you're not going to the bash.....

    I will summon your spirit, however, when I play native american themed slots at Cosmo, with my summoning as follows:

    [in old indian chief dialect] "Oh great spirit of the banned ScamEagle, swoop down onto this machine and immediately award the bonus or free games!!!! Hey ya ya ya, Hey ya ya ya, Hey ya ya ya!!!!!"

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    Auto will have a $300 bankroll

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    i've already hid two fifties in my wallet's secret compartment just for you, JJ......

    $50 free slot play on the machine of your choice..... unless I think it sucks, then we go to play this one:





    the second fifty is to polish your dome with while your down on your knees.....


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    Auto what is the situation with your lovely wife and me ??

    Does she want to sleep with me??

    Let’s iron it all out

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    I woul love to hand with auto but i dont have the mulah to keep up

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    Auto
    Make sure that you pack q-tips and nail clippers like last time we were together
    Kisses 😘

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto will have a $300 bankroll
    What’s wrong with a $300 roll?

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    I am not disclosing my bankroll amount because I fear one of you cucks will come up to me with that "Big bank take little bank" bs and then take my money.

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    Donk
    Also don’t forget the tweezers
    Oh the tweezers
    Memories....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    What’s wrong with a $300 roll?
    what are you going to do with a $300 bank roll ?? and for 3 days .

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    If you’re not going to Vegas with 2000 why bother?

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