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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this sounds pretty kinky.....

    makes me wonder how many of the 1000's of babes i've nailed might have a link to one of you damn degenerates in some way.....

    since I rarely wore protection, I could be related to some of you in some way now....

    son, is that you?
    1000? lol

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    hes a 5/10

    elementary posts that ive exposed numerous times (like his yards gained, vs yards given up bs)

    basically a meteorologist that claims 50% chance of rain and then is happy the next day because he can say he called it correctly

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoor View Post
    1000? lol
    probably need as asterisk by the number, as many of those multi-homer type games were swinger's house parties, where 5-6 just wanted to ride for only three or four minutes, just to "sample" what my kahk would feel like inside of them (bust out a quick one for themselves, let the next woman in line climb on)..... throw in the other 3-4 that had twenty to thirty minute sessions at such parties, you can see how the numbers add up quickly..... that went on at least every other weekend, from 2003- early 2008..... some of those parties went from friday night to sunday afternoon.....

    probably closer to 2000-2200 if i sat down with pen and paper and added it all up..... throw in 4 years undergrad bangin, 3 years law school bangin, it might be closer to 3-4000......

    not wilt numbers by any stretch, but not-bad for the non-bbc, non-professional athlete category......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    probably need as asterisk by the number, as many of those multi-homer type games were swinger's house parties, where 5-6 just wanted to ride for only three or four minutes, just to "sample" what my kahk would feel like inside of them (bust out a quick one for themselves, let the next woman in line climb on)..... throw in the other 3-4 that had twenty to thirty minute sessions at such parties, you can see how the numbers add up quickly..... that went on at least every other weekend, from 2003- early 2008..... some of those parties went from friday night to sunday afternoon.....

    probably closer to 2000-2200 if i sat down with pen and paper and added it all up..... throw in 4 years undergrad bangin, 3 years law school bangin, it might be closer to 3-4000......

    not wilt numbers by any stretch, but not-bad for the non-bbc, non-professional athlete category......
    see

    that is passed down in GENES

    i was proven right once again

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    see

    that is passed down in GENES

    i was proven right once again
    STFU, you lowlife "your Mother's a whore" fukhead......

    or do you want another trolling time out????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    STFU, you lowlife "your Mother's a whore" fukhead......

    or do you want another trolling time out????
    never had a timeout bro

    try again

    save up some points to come play me in poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    never had a timeout bro

    try again

    save up some points to come play me in poker
    whatever, whiny.....

    you've made your bed, get ready to lie in it.....

    f off, lowlife, go call someone else's mother a whore..... you pathetic scumbag p o s


    during your imposed absence, the forum was a much more pleasant place to be......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    whatever, whiny.....

    you've made your bed, get ready to lie in it.....

    f off, lowlife, go call someone else's mother a whore..... you pathetic scumbag p o s


    during your imposed absence, the forum was a much more pleasant place to be......
    you just admitted yourself as a whore

    so it was hereditary

    nothing wrong with that bro

    get back on topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you just admitted yourself as a whore

    so it was hereditary

    nothing wrong with that bro

    get back on topic
    manwhore, rudy, manwhore......

    ever had the shit totally beat out of you by a manwhore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    manwhore, rudy, manwhore......

    ever had the shit totally beat out of you by a manwhore?
    are you threatening me again?

    when i had your mom jokes, they were laughed off

    seems what i said about yours is true bc you were pissed

    SORRY SHE WAS

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    are you threatening me again?

    when i had your mom jokes, they were laughed off

    seems what i said about yours is true bc you were pissed

    SORRY SHE WAS
    are you trolling and calling my mom a whore again, scumbag?

    you got it coming, bitch..........

    now, go wash and repeat your trolling comments again.....

    f'n wimp.....

    nice try, but you've come up empty again, troll

    must really suck to be you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    are you trolling and calling my mom a whore again, scumbag?

    you got it coming, bitch..........

    now, go wash and repeat your trolling comments again.....

    f'n wimp.....

    nice try, but you've come up empty again, troll

    must really suck to be you.....
    how was that beefy burrito at taco bell clown show

    tatddy fell for your antics

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    how was that beefy burrito at taco bell clown show

    tatddy fell for your antics
    pooorrrrrr rrrruuuuuddddyyyyy..............






    I cannot wait to meet you, "brosef".............



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    simulation of Donk meeting rudy and his chihuahua at any bash they night set aside their complete cowardice and decide to attend:



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    hey rudy, wanna go play some poker? or should I go buy another subway/taco bell gift card?

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