View Poll Results: Donks conduct proper?

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  • yes

    25 86.21%

  • no

    4 13.79%
  1. 01-31-18 12:48 PM #1
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    VIDEO: Leaving the House After a Spat..... Poll: is this the proper thing to do?

    So, my lovely wife took umbrage at me leaving to head back to the office and then on to a happy hour business meeting....

    Leveling off at me an accusation of going to meet a former female client who had taken a shine to me....

    pissed at the unfounded allegation, I leave the house:




    Poll is easy, was my reaction the proper way to handle leaving DonkLand under the circumstances????
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  2. 01-31-18 12:51 PM #2
    cincinnatikid513
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    might be a nice bbc foreign student u will be hosting when u get back
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  3. 01-31-18 01:15 PM #3
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    for the record, I voted yes, it was proper conduct, for the simple reason that I did it....

    and I'm never wrong....

    i thought it was a particularly good use of the new electronic real-time surveillance system/door bell video app she installed her phone, immediately notifying her and providing her video of who's at the door, in real time, on her iphone X......
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  4. 01-31-18 01:31 PM #4
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    You're gonna need a lot more hair dye if you intend to make your life this dificult, on purpose
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  5. 01-31-18 01:37 PM #5
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    This guy Donk kills me!! Fuckers great
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  6. 01-31-18 01:45 PM #6
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    That'a boy, Donks.
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  7. 01-31-18 01:54 PM #7
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    I would leave him for that gesture

    I need to speak with her and show her comfort
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  8. 01-31-18 02:20 PM #8
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    I can't find a single violation in your actions.
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  9. 01-31-18 02:21 PM #9
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    p.s. How's that client chick you're banging on the side?
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  10. 01-31-18 02:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    So, my lovely wife took umbrage at me leaving to head back to the office and then on to a happy hour business meeting....

    Leveling off at me an accusation of going to meet a former female client who had taken a shine to me....

    pissed at the unfounded allegation, I leave the house:




    Poll is easy, was my reaction the proper way to handle leaving DonkLand under the circumstances????
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  11. 01-31-18 02:32 PM #11
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    Seems like a far fetched allegation, unless it’s happened before?!?!?!?!

    On the other side, it’s pretty damn funny.
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  12. 01-31-18 02:32 PM #12
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    leave than son of a bitch

    I know she reads stuff here
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  13. 01-31-18 02:34 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    leave than son of a bitch

    I know she reads stuff here
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    What about Malia?
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  14. 01-31-18 02:37 PM #14
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    Wow! This guys has moves!

    Did you see that hip action???

    I voted yes.
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  15. 01-31-18 02:43 PM #15
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    Donk=Smooth Operator
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  16. 01-31-18 02:54 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    leave than son of a bitch

    I know she reads stuff here
    Back off, JJ!

    Just like you don't mess with Tom Brady's 5-year-old daughter, it's also off-limits to interfere with Donk and his Mrs.

    You're lucky you're not banned like SteveK. At least he played Mrs. Donk a song on his guitar.
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  17. 01-31-18 03:12 PM #17
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    is donk a real person?

    if I ever needed a lawyer, no doubt id want him on my side
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  18. 01-31-18 03:14 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would leave him for that gesture

    I need to speak with her and show her comfort
    got news for you JJ, she requires that you be able to provide more than just a little comfort/satisfaction.....

    and, candidly, I'm not going out on a limb here by saying she's gonna need a lot more than this little marble can provide:


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  19. 01-31-18 03:19 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow! This guys has moves!

    Did you see that hip action???

    I voted yes.
    that was only my "slow roll schwap/slap the ass in unison" move..... I'd show my "fast jackhammer schwap" move, but those vids would get me banned, no doubt......

    ps.... to whoever asked, no, it's never happened before (ie, cheating) and will not happen so long as I am married..... I simply do NOT cross that line.... in other words, no basis for her concern; I was facing totally unfounded allegations.....
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  20. 01-31-18 03:22 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow! This guys has moves!

    Did you see that hip action???

    I voted yes.
    shit, DDD.... after watching the vid again, I noticed the hip action was similar to some that I'd seen somewhere else on the internet.....

    couldn't put my finger on it at first, but then it came to me.....


    yep, you guessed it.....



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  21. 01-31-18 03:25 PM #21
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    Donk is a legend he dont a lot for SBR over the years
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  22. 01-31-18 03:46 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Donk is a legend he dont a lot for SBR over the years
    wish we could say the same for you

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  23. 01-31-18 04:31 PM #23
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    I know no-balls JJ voted no, but would like to know who the other "no balls" cuck is who said that wasn't the proper move.... or as diggity noted, proper "moves"?
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  24. 01-31-18 05:01 PM #24
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    She would like living in NJ

    I can show her around in and out of the bedroom
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  25. 01-31-18 05:15 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She would like living in NJ

    I can show her around in and out of the bedroom

    you havent been able to get it up since the Clinton administration
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  26. 01-31-18 06:06 PM #26
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  27. 01-31-18 06:49 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She would like living in NJ

    I can show her around in and out of the bedroom

    she should have a full view of said bedroom, as nothing you possess (unlike The Donk) should inhibit her view.....:


    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-31-18 at 07:16 PM.
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  28. 01-31-18 06:50 PM #28
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    ps.... I'm off to Massage Extreme, to celebrate my 90 percent approval rating.....
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  29. 01-31-18 07:07 PM #29
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    Good one guy
    Sex is not everything many many women are looking more for a companion and the guy with Mafia ties

    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    you havent been able to get it up since the Clinton administration
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  30. 01-31-18 07:22 PM #30
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    You're a lawyer? First thing you should know if never get married. There is literally no reason for a man of means to give have his shit away.

    Literally none. Huge mistake.
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  31. 02-01-18 09:12 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    You're a lawyer? First thing you should know if never get married. There is literally no reason for a man of means to give have his shit away.

    Literally none. Huge mistake.
    I was drunk....

    no excuses....

    but I was very, very drunk
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  32. 02-01-18 10:21 AM #32
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    leave that son of a bitch Linda, you can come live with me
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  33. 02-01-18 10:50 AM #33
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    If she has some non trust issue? Then if you really had to go you should had simply invited her to go with you.


    Most likely she will say no that’s ok. Then you are in the clear for at least trying to be on the up and up.
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  34. 02-01-18 10:56 AM #34
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    Automan let me fuk her

    I know what I am doing in bed
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  35. 02-01-18 11:20 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    If she has some non trust issue? Then if you really had to go you should had simply invited her to go with you.


    Most likely she will say no that’s ok. Then you are in the clear for at least trying to be on the up and up.
    I did.... she said no....

    but she also knows that I'm a wsop caliber poker player, and was probably bluffin' her on the invite, knowing she'd never accept.....

    such is my life.....
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