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    Sweeper on injured reserve:

    Took a header down the front steps on black ice (stone sober btw).....Heading to urgent care later to get xray. Fukk this weather, today will be first day in a week north of 10 degrees. Ribs are screaming, took me 10mins to get up off the shitter. Does not feel bad when im standing but getting up from seated is the nut low. Hopefully just bruised and not cracked.



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    get well soon

    don't start any forest or lawn fires in the meantime

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    Fawwwwwwwwwk. Sweeper will bounce back like a champ..

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    Damn...sucks sweeper. Fukk cold weather

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    I feel for you friend. Many prayers.


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    i'll take the bruised ribs over frozen pipes

    heat wave for the next few days

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    Starring at the newspaper sitting at end of the driveway....no way Im risking that walk. Might pull the fishing rod out the basement and try to snag it from the porch....Ice everywhere

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    More time to watch the live odds grid.

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    To the right of the tree at end of driveway you can see the newspaper....Funny thing is I have front door delivery, guess the paperboy said fukk this sh*t and tossed it out his window. Cant blame him, its super dangerous out there right now.



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    Train your dog
    He could do it

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    holy shit

    there is no way you are going to be informed about the news now

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    To the right of the tree at end of driveway you can see the newspaper....Funny thing is I have front door delivery, guess the paperboy said fukk this sh*t and tossed it out his window. Cant blame him, its super dangerous out there right now.


    There are already footsteps in the snow, so you've obviously already figured out how to get there without walking on the ice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    There are already footsteps in the snow, so you've obviously already figured out how to get there without walking on the ice...


    foot prints are from mailman yesterday....top of snow is a solid sheet of ice and i can barely move

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    holy shit

    there is no way you are going to be informed about the news now
    Im old school, like to read the paper with my coffee in the morning. Especially on the shiit can....
    Last edited by sweep; 01-09-18 at 09:41 AM.

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    Sweeper move to the city....fuk that shoveling

    funny story...had my car serviced yesterday and they pick up and drop off....guy came this AM to swap cars and fell right on his ass....fukin guy almost broke my key fob

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    I hope the ol noggin is ok sweeper

    stay safe out there

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    Sweeper switch to Tito's

    Sweeper that looks like Collingswood / Haddon Heights / Haddonfield

    Taxes way too high

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Sweeper switch to Tito's

    Sweeper that looks like Collingswood / Haddon Heights / Haddonfield

    Taxes way too high

    Cherry Hill....$2125/qtr taxes. Cant even get a decent plow on the block Louisvillekid lives in a nicer part of CH, taxes even higher. All for the school system and I dont have kids

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    Vodka/Red Bull will help

    Good call Sweeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Vodka/Red Bull will help

    Good call Sweeper

    3x and im feeling alot better to be honest...had to bring up a bar stool from basement to sit on tho.. I cant sit on couch or recliner. Getting up fukking kills me at 6`3. Bar stool pretty comfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Cherry Hill....$2125/qtr taxes. Cant even get a decent plow on the block Louisvillekid lives in a nicer part of CH, taxes even higher. All for the school system and I dont have kids
    you'd fall on your ass again if I told you what we pay in taxes for the land and properties at the course

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    you'd fall on your ass again if I told you what we pay in taxes for the land and properties at the course

    i can imagine ....lkid1 lives right off of rt 5*1. A tad past your joint. Im closer to kings highway if you are familiar with that
    Last edited by sweep; 01-09-18 at 10:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    i can imagine ....lkid1 lives right off of rt 5*1. A tad past your joint. Im closer to kings highway if you are familiar with that
    Yes...I sometimes take that road to get to Rt 70 to get to the bridge....right past Kamiski's......I cut through where the softball fields are

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Yes...I sometimes take that road to get to Rt 70 to get to the bridge....right past Kamiski's......I cut through where the softball fields are

    bingo

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    Two things sweeper:

    1. Nice neighborhood!
    2. I didn’t realize that there was still such a thing as a paper boy let alone newspapers

    on on that note, be well and just read the fake news on the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Two things sweeper:

    1. Nice neighborhood!
    2. I didn’t realize that there was still such a thing as a paper boy let alone newspapers

    on on that note, be well and just read the fake news on the internet

    I dont know what it is but I like actually physically holding the paper in my hand.....its very inexpensive, like $22/month which includes the sunday paper with all the food Ads

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    I dont know what it is but I like actually physically holding the paper in my hand.....its very inexpensive, like $22/month which includes the sunday paper with all the food Ads
    Sweep what you tip the guy for xmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Sweep what you tip the guy for xmas
    My guy for last 5 years actually quit right before the holidays.....have a new lady now. Old guy was aces, this chick blows ass. Usually tip $50 but since the route was in limbo around xmas i didnt leave anything. The old guy usually would leave an xmas card with his addy in the paper bag around the 20th or so but nothing this year. Gave my trash & recyclable guys a $25 GC each to starbucks. They only come once/wk..paper guy was daily so id throw him double that . $100 between them. Peanuts.. Mail carrier always gets $50 and and a 30pk....good dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    My guy for last 5 years actually quit right before the holidays.....have a new lady now. Old guy was aces, this chick blows ass. Usually tip $50 but since the route was in limbo around xmas i didnt leave anything. The old guy usually would leave an xmas card with his addy in the paper bag around the 20th or so but nothing this year. Gave my trash & recyclable guys a $25 GC each to starbucks. They only come once/wk..paper guy was daily so id throw him double that . $100 between them. Peanuts.. Mail carrier always gets $50 and and a 30pk....good dude
    good stuff brother.....just tipped the mailman and our UPS driver.....fuk the trash people here

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    feel better ace

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    Feel better sweeper

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