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    Donk's contrarian BTP plays....

    well, having floundered again last week in Beat the Prick, by relying on the overwhelming consensus favorites to go 1-4 on the week, it's time for another round of "Donk's contrarian plays"....

    clearly, I should have put more effort into the contest, as opposed to jumping on the degenerate, uneducated, mostly unemployed masses at sbr who form the lion's share of the so-called "consensus"......

    so, this week, my five btp plays will be to choose the opposite end of the five heaviest favorite consensus plays.....

    no longer will I be the 27th member to blindly pile on a 26-0 consensus favorite.... i'll be the one you see goin' the opposite way....

    so far, wake forest, baylor, and miss st look golden......

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    6:00 cst today will be the announcement of the heaviest consensus picks doomed to fail once again, with the contra of the heaviest sbr btp favorite receiving 2x treatment......

    wv under looks to be an extremely strong play....

    hawaii shaping up to be a lock as well....

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    Ok we will look forward to it

    If your ever in NJ look me up man I will take you to SUBWAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ok we will look forward to it

    If your ever in NJ look me up man I will take you to SUBWAY
    i treat u to vegas.... u respond with the asshole of the us, jersey

    I treat u to Morton's and Aria, you offer up subway and trenton

    I offer you free air fare, you say "look me up if I'm ever there".....

    step your f'n game up JJ....



    donk offers this to JJ on donk's tab:




    JJ offers this on nobody's dime:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-27-17 at 11:42 AM.

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    stick these up your ass JJ.....

    these represent the top 4 contrarian ncaaf and 1 nfl pick going the opposite way of the degenerates who have consistently steered me wrong all damn year....

    read em and weep:


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    Donk, bang that shit out.

    I love Contrarian handicapping.

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    I always thought 'contrarian' is similar to fading yourself. People try to win, you try to lose. LoL

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    Donk
    I am too sore to reply to this
    Ouch
    I hurt
    Back
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    You have got me in a corner with a diaper
    I kinda like it

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    Just be yourself Automan not some hot shot Attorney from Houston

    We accept you man
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    it's national chocolate day......








    and i guess that includes "white chocolate," too....






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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    stick these up your ass JJ.....

    these represent the top 4 contrarian ncaaf and 1 nfl pick going the opposite way of the degenerates who have consistently steered me wrong all damn year....

    read em and weep:


    great call with the best bet!

    sharp

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    Loving the Chocolate Donk.....keep it up

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    i'm going with new england!

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    You get just over a percent better chance than flipping a coin. You might be onto a serious gambling breakthrough here Donker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's national chocolate day......








    and i guess that includes "white chocolate," too....





    You would have no clue what to do w/ that

    nor would i

    small white guys

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    why boys in The Congo are genetically engineered with 9 plus.....

    need six just to get passed the cheeks.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    WLT: 19847-20706-1254
    Percent: 48.94 %
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    You get just over a percent better chance than flipping a coin. You might be onto a serious gambling breakthrough here Donker
    Actually - you're wrong....
    as he doesn't go for all the plays, but only on where there is a massive consensus got it?

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    up 1.8 thanks to the masses at sbr, while the prick tells us how our asses taste....

    if i'd gone the opposite of heavily chosen a&m over miss st, it'd been 4-1 and up 2.9 or so.....

    same strategy this week.... friday at 6 pm, go the opposite way of the most lopsided consensus in 1 pro and 4 college games.... or 2 and 3 if there happens to be 2 nfl totally lopsided plays.... which isn't usually the case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    why boys in The Congo are genetically engineered with 9 plus.....

    need six just to get passed the cheeks.....

    Gorilla sperms

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Gorilla sperms
    now that mandalay bay has no use for it's 32nd floor, I'd love to coat myself in lube and dive out the hole that prick blasted in the window and plunge head first into her ass.....


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