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    You couldn't at least do something useful and take her for ice cream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Mother of the special need kid

    remember the vid with the kid in the apartment in his underwear

    i think it was a thanksgiving or easter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet she gives a mean prostate massage, JJ.




    Report back.
    And look at her hold that pole. I heard a little Latina accent in there too DDD.

    Mr. Gold going for spicy.


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    JJ
    I see you working
    Trolling the public park system
    There's a term for your kind

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    JJ I’m worried about you with these Park videos

    you and slim shady rooming together?

    Wheres this halfway house?

    You guys would make an epic naked and afraid episode
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    Nice work JJ.

    Get yourself a blaze orange hat and you’ll fit right in here at Minny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post

    remember the vid with the kid in the apartment in his underwear

    i think it was a thanksgiving or easter?

    thats the kid's mom

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    Jj did you serve her. Venison steak? or did she. Cook you some venison stew? A anuson burger between 2 buns works here also jj.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jj. You actually have a gal thats edible. So i gave you 10 points. Next time she cums for you. Exactly as she cums. Tell her ' sbr forum says hello. '

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    Thank you Johnny

    I am a non violent hunter..we go out for the challenge but do not shoot

    I also had automatic shotgun , we like to look part only

    Animals have to enjoy life too

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    Is there a Earn a Buck stipulation? You gotta bag a hoe..errr doe before you can bag a buck?

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    Anybody want to go next week? Bear Mountain New York

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Anybody want to go next week? Brokeback Bear Mountain New York

    No thanks

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    jj, i want to take you and cwd hunting on opening weekend in a few weeks....

    you two fahgs can mount each other, while I shoot and then mount a couple more like these:






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    There such a thing as Bear Mountain look it up New York

    Tremendous place


    Auto we hunt for a challenge not kill

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Anybody want to go next week? Bear Mountain New York
    jj, quit lying....

    you know the place you're going is actually called "Brokeback/Bareback Mountain," and you know what you really have in mind for your guest....

    now spit in the palm of your hand and rub that marble down there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    And look at her hold that pole. I heard a little Latina accent in there too DDD.



    Mr. Gold going for spicy.

    if she used to holdin' pole, she's gonna be awfully disappointed when jj asks her to hold his "marble".....


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    My pole 8 inches

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    Looks like fun pal.

    Deer hunting and dear hunting.

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    JJ, you f'n jerk.....

    I've invited you out to my ranch at least ten times.... with all the accoutrements, and you keep wussin' out....

    thus, I've had to start shooting what we consider "cull bucks" myself..... leaving the bigger, better-horned bucks for the younger hunters to shoot.....

    this is how you do it:








    still have several bigger bucks on trail cams, and the rut is on.....

    why don't you and Mayela fly down.... casino today/tonight, back on the ranch tomorrow evening.....

    come shoot some guns..... I'll put you in my best tree stand, and I'll guide Mayela on a hunt, we'll be in a two-person stand we call "the condo", and if we don't see any deer, I'll go ahead and give her the action she obviously needs and craves.....

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    Have a threesome with Selena and the deer.

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    BG call me

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    JJ did you educate her on the rut season?

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    don't tell jj about the rut....

    oh, what the hell.... it's the whitetail breeding season, JJ, where bucks chase does down who are coming into heat, and generally the most dominant AutoDonk-like bucks run off the lesser, inferior JJ Gold-like bucks, who aren't as mature and powerful, and breed the does in estrus....

    and I apply the rut concept to guests out on my ranch, as well, who bring their "does" out huntin' with em.... yep, I'll run your ass off and breed your "doe" right in front of you....

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    Where'd you go JJ? I'm up in NJ

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    He better be waxing Mayela's vag for me and bookin' tickets for them to get down to Texas.

    the rut is on, JJ.... big bucks movin', some we haven't seen before, so the time is right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    don't tell jj about the rut....

    oh, what the hell.... it's the whitetail breeding season, JJ, where bucks chase does down who are coming into heat, and generally the most dominant AutoDonk-like bucks run off the lesser, inferior JJ Gold-like bucks, who aren't as mature and powerful, and breed the does in estrus....

    and I apply the rut concept to guests out on my ranch, as well, who bring their "does" out huntin' with em.... yep, I'll run your ass off and breed your "doe" right in front of you....
    I wonder what the girl would have done if JJ ran over to the wood line and started to piss down his leg to put down his dominant musk.

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    I have shot a few whitetail in my day.
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