1. 10-03-17 02:01 PM #1
    jjgold
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    This is real big, now it’s not an escort although I’m going to have to pay for the meal I think we’re going to a place in Paterson New Jersey Italian.

    The chick is about 5-8, 175 pounds
    Met her at waking track

    Big and I want to fuk on the first day even if it’s in the car, She does not know I have a real small cok though

    How do I handle when the dates over do I ask her do you want to fuk??


    Or do I play it cool and wait for the second date if she still wants to see me??
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  2. 10-03-17 02:02 PM #2
    shocka1212
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    treat her like shit... they love it.
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  3. 10-03-17 02:02 PM #3
    t-wizzle
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    Don't be a cheap fukk. Make sure you pay for the dinner.
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  4. 10-03-17 02:03 PM #4
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    When did you get a car?
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  5. 10-03-17 02:04 PM #5
    Ra77er
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    Throw money around
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  6. 10-03-17 02:12 PM #6
    Mackballs
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    Give her snatch some "tremendous play". Also try to not draw attention to your crooked teeth.
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  7. 10-03-17 02:13 PM #7
    grease lightnin
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    Make her laugh.

    Pay for her food, drinks, don't be cheap.

    Be the best version of yourself.

    Then, when you know she is having a good time and laughing and whatnot...

    Fuk her.
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  8. 10-03-17 02:17 PM #8
    PromiseLand
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    Congrats man. Be confident, make her laugh, and show her a good time. If she wants to get down afterwards, then awesome. Otherwise, just go home and jerkoff and get in her pants after date #2.
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  9. 10-03-17 02:19 PM #9
    Ra77er
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    Waste of time really
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  10. 10-03-17 02:20 PM #10
    Sam Losco
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    comb your hair beforehand
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  11. 10-03-17 02:22 PM #11
    Roadtrip635
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    Let her know what you want up front, don't waste any time or money if she isn't willing. Dress appropriately!

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  12. 10-03-17 02:22 PM #12
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    Tell her you want to record it. Chicks these days love that!

    I want to see tities.
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  13. 10-03-17 02:34 PM #13
    jjgold
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    Lol

    Some good advice year I guess I can’t smile because she’s going to see the Teeth
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  14. 10-03-17 02:37 PM #14
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    Good luck

    Hope for u her snatch doesn't stink, that's bad news
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  15. 10-03-17 02:38 PM #15
    Foxx
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    1 word: Rohypnol

    It'll help her relax
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  16. 10-03-17 02:48 PM #16
    packerd_00
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    Don't be giving the waitress any half off coupons when you take her out to eat.
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  17. 10-03-17 02:55 PM #17
    BIGDAY
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    Two in the pink, one in the stink.
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  18. 10-03-17 02:56 PM #18
    reigle9
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    Pull your dick out and see what happens
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  19. 10-03-17 02:56 PM #19
    PAULYPOKER
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    Size of cokk doesn't matter.....

    It's all about stimulating the clit.........

    Shave a stubby narrow landing strip above shaft....

    This will send her to the moon...........

    The fact that chicks can take a fist in the gina is all you need to
    know in order to get over your complexities...
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  20. 10-03-17 02:59 PM #20
    reigle9
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    Don't even take her out, that's bitch. Just have her over for a drink and movie. Shit isn't rocket science.
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  21. 10-03-17 03:00 PM #21
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    don't forget to wear your suit jacket tucked in.......has worked well for me
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  22. 10-03-17 03:01 PM #22
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    Pinch her nipples a lot during dinner.

    Then laugh it off.

    Chicks dig that. She'll know whats up.
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  23. 10-03-17 03:02 PM #23
    QuantumLeap
    Let's go, Brandon!
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    Make sure to have her take her dentures out before giving you head.
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  24. 10-03-17 03:06 PM #24
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    whatever you do....

    do not do this:




    or this:




    and definitely stay away from doing this:

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  25. 10-03-17 03:08 PM #25
    Grits n' Gravy
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    Fake news. You couldn't get laid in a room full of crack whores even if you were covered in 100% pure cocaine. Shit even your mother made you wear a mask when she breast fed you.
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  26. 10-03-17 03:09 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Good luck

    Hope for u her snatch doesn't stink, that's bad news

    if she has "robin box", haul ass.....


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  27. 10-03-17 03:15 PM #27
    PAULYPOKER
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    Blind Robbins.............
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  28. 10-03-17 03:15 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post




    It's true

    Bringing a woman to tears of ecstasy is one of the great feelings in life
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  29. 10-03-17 03:29 PM #29
    biggie12
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    saloon
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  30. 10-03-17 03:31 PM #30
    jjgold
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    I’m bringing a stack of money well to me at $275


    Well I’m also going to do is have someone call me during the middle of the dinner and pretend I’m closing of $200,000 real estate deal


    It’s all about thinking I have cash


    It should be interesting
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  31. 10-03-17 03:35 PM #31
    tony_come
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    Ask her to pull your finger
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  32. 10-03-17 03:37 PM #32
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    Post a pic at least with her face blurred out
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  33. 10-03-17 03:38 PM #33
    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
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    Just don't show up. It is super overrated. Trying to get rid of mine now.
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  34. 10-03-17 03:42 PM #34
    Goat Milk
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    LMAO

    hilarious comments all around
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  35. 10-03-17 03:45 PM #35
    jtoler
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    Tell her you stand to collect 2 million dollars should you die.
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