1. 09-12-17 08:33 PM #1
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    Birthday tomorrow

    Rapidly approaching the big 3 0.

    This is the year I become a betting legend.

    Also, gf gonna allow for some pretty sick shit in the sack tomorrow. Any suggestions?
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  2. 09-12-17 08:34 PM #2
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    Margaritas tomorrow Mack??

    when I go in there I always begin to yell Mackballs girl!!! Nobody responds
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  3. 09-12-17 08:36 PM #3
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    Happy Birthday Mackers.... It is a good month to have a birthday!
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  4. 09-12-17 08:37 PM #4
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    Happy Birthday, Mackerballs.

    I know it's a stretch but...........ask her to bring a girl home with her. 30 might be pushing it for those type of requests. I was able to get away with stuff like that in my mid 20's.

    Macker, I'm going to be 45 next month.

    Is that the saddest thing you've heard today?
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  5. 09-12-17 08:40 PM #5
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    Happy Birthday, Mack.

    Tear that pussy up good tomorrow my man.

    No holes barred... it's your birthday.
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  6. 09-12-17 08:40 PM #6
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    thought this guy went broke and retired?
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  7. 09-12-17 08:42 PM #7
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    I would watch a lot of porn and get some solid ideas
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  8. 09-12-17 08:44 PM #8
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    Thanks men. Might go down funny's route and do some chocolate frosting in and around the butt opening. I am sick.
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  9. 09-12-17 08:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Margaritas tomorrow Mack??

    when I go in there I always begin to yell Mackballs girl!!! Nobody responds
    She may have been banned.

    Booya I'll be there tomorrow around 4.
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  10. 09-12-17 08:50 PM #10
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    Happy birthday dude!
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  11. 09-12-17 08:51 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Happy Birthday, Mackerballs.

    I know it's a stretch but...........ask her to bring a girl home with her. 30 might be pushing it for those type of requests. I was able to get away with stuff like that in my mid 20's.

    Macker, I'm going to be 45 next month.

    Is that the saddest thing you've heard today?
    Locker, I will be 28.

    All I hope for if and when I get to 45 is that I can cap bases half as well as you man.

    I'll order a double whiskey tomorrow in your honor.
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  12. 09-12-17 08:52 PM #12
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    Mack your 30 going on 45
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  13. 09-12-17 08:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Happy Birthday Mackers.... It is a good month to have a birthday!
    For sure, we got games. So many fukkin games.
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  14. 09-12-17 09:01 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    She may have been banned.

    Booya I'll be there tomorrow around 4.
    I will see you there and buy you a bday drink
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  15. 09-12-17 09:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    Thanks men. Might go down funny's route and do some chocolate frosting in and around the butt opening. I am sick.
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  16. 09-12-17 09:52 PM #16
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    mack youre gettin old man
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  17. 09-12-17 10:22 PM #17
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    We got games. No time for birthdays
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  18. 09-12-17 10:58 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    We got games. No time for birthdays
    There is always time for birthdays when pounding pudding is involved.
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  19. 09-12-17 11:02 PM #19
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    30 is a good age.. Enjoy.. Prime..
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  20. 09-12-17 11:59 PM #20
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    Happy Bday Mackie
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  21. 09-13-17 12:08 AM #21
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    Happy B Day Mackles. Tell her you want her to play the rusty trombone. BOL
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  22. 09-13-17 12:13 AM #22
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    Heppy BerthDey MacksBalls

    as far as sick shit in the bedroom

    Give her the ole Kentucky Klondike Bar

    freeze your next bowel movement then stick it up her ass

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  23. 09-13-17 12:48 AM #23
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    Jesus Christ... Fidels is one sick mother fukker.

    Love it.

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  25. 09-13-17 03:10 PM #25
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  26. 09-13-17 03:53 PM #26
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    i just rolled up into Margaritas.......
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  27. 09-13-17 04:03 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    i just rolled up into Margaritas.......
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    Did somebody order an Alabama HotPocket???
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  29. 09-13-17 04:21 PM #29
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    Mac happy birthday
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  30. 09-13-17 05:34 PM #30
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    His poor girlfriend.
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  31. 09-13-17 05:35 PM #31
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    Is Mackballs and Booya together?
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  32. 09-13-17 05:37 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Is Mackballs and Booya together?
    I walked into the bar with mackballs written on a poster board but nobody has come through
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  33. 09-13-17 05:37 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I walked into the bar with mackballs written on a poster board but nobody has come through
    Damn...phukin guy flaked
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