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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Yup. Nfl just rejected the police union request. That was quick.
    I am surprised that the Police even made that request. They said they had over 100 videos to review. Wonder if they got hard proof that he was lying?

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    The last time AutoDoink could finish was 50 years ago in his prime. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    The last time AutoDoink could finish was 50 years ago in his prime. Lol
    shut up, go lick your woman's ass, and tell my how my jizz tastes.....

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    He "wasn't doing nothing!" So he was doing something?

    I'm sure this fool somehow managed to graduate from college w/o being able to speak proper English. Sad, sad, sad.

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    being black in public is not a crime but acting black definitely should be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if i wasn't busy making videos to show how much more money I have than biggie, videos of my wife's perfect rack, and taking photos of all the 1099's i brought home totaling over 12 k we won over 3 days in vegas alone (other substantial wins fortunately didn't require hand pays), I'd post the link to the video I cut the photos from above.....

    penetrate you biggie and mobile.... you two pussies are "jmobiles" in their purest form.....
    but your not too busy to sit on SBR poker all day. Keep trying your doing a good job making a fool of yourself daily. I dont care if you won the powerball. You would still be a Nascar watching redneck inbred washout.

    Have a good day playing SBR poker and dreaming about what it used to feel like to get hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    but your not too busy to sit on SBR poker all day. Keep trying your doing a good job making a fool of yourself daily. I dont care if you won the powerball. You would still be a Nascar watching redneck inbred washout.

    Have a good day playing SBR poker and dreaming about what it used to feel like to get hard.
    no wonder youre a heavy breathing asthmatic broke dik fuk; though you could apply for a job at cnn I guess, as you just managed to throw out seven or eight false narratives in a mere two paragraphs.......

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    check raise fold.

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    oh biggie biggie biggie, cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me......

    now if you'd only go take a flying liplock on a fukstick.....

    "biggie".....

    you're a f'n joke

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    Michael Bennett is lying. What a shocker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    oh biggie biggie biggie, cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me......

    now if you'd only go take a flying liplock on a fukstick.....

    "biggie".....

    you're a f'n joke
    flying liplock on a fukstick... tell me more...

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    Michael Bennett runs out of a casino filled with black people and his argument is that he was singled out for being black. Carry on.

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    It's on *****, penetrate all that bickering beef
    I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek
    Your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet



    Go back and play poker for your 2 cent pts bitch ass *****! You know 50 cent once tried to bet Mayweather that he couldnt read a page out of a dr seuss book. Mayweather is a 9 figure *****.

    Did you have a mullet as a teen?

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    dude is amped, but still out of touch in thinking mexi-cops might not be racist....

    having dealt with hispanics all my life, I've found that mexicans generally hate black people more than white people do....

    and the dumbass obviously is incapable of understanding that the tmz video started after the "gun" was pointed at his head....

    and the dumbass is incapable of understanding that the cop put a taser to his head when bennett can't see whether it's a gun or taser, and the mexicop sure as hell could have intended bennett to THINK he did in fact have a .38 to the back of his head instead of a measly taser, and did in fact make the statement about blowing his head off....

    as gng said earlier, it would be damn near impossible for anyone to know the difference between a gun or taser when you can't see it, but only feel it, up against the back of his head.....

    this guy needs to go back to law school and take some classes from mere "mortal" professors......

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    flying liplock on a fukstick... tell me more...
    gay too?

    that explains alot.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    gay too?

    that explains alot.....
    right. Good one.

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    We got games gentlemen

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    We got games gentlemen
    not really nothing doing today.... you got any soccer wagers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    We got games gentlemen
    Del Po worth a poke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    not really nothing doing today.... you got any soccer wagers?
    German soccer in a little over an hour, but have been ice cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Del Po worth a poke.
    I was thinking about that too! When does the load vanish though? Nadal looks unbeatable also. What we doing Nino? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    It's on *****, penetrate all that bickering beef
    I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek
    Your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet



    Go back and play poker for your 2 cent pts bitch ass *****! You know 50 cent once tried to bet Mayweather that he couldnt read a page out of a dr seuss book. Mayweather is a 9 figure *****. Did you have a mullet as a teen?
    Fukk yeah! Biggie got a motherfukkin clue.

    Biggie it always shocks me when I remember that you a white boy. i always be picturing you black like me fam

    Stay woke bruh

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Fukk yeah! Biggie got a motherfukkin clue.

    Biggie it always shocks me when I remember that you a white boy. i always be picturing you black like me fam

    Stay woke bruh
    white as a dry erase board. Inside i feel like a burnt piece of toast.

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    Timbos and yarmulkes, AutoDonk ain't in my genre

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    Michael Bennett must be pretty fukkin' embarrassed right now. Caught hiding behind some slots, then running from the police.

    Unreal.

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    What exactly happened here? Someone called in a false alarm that someone was shooting a gun in the casino?

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    They went after the big black guy

    No story here

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    only time I hide behind slot machines is after 2:00 am, and my wife is feverishly looking for me as I mingle among the ho's mass-exiting the clubs and cluttering up the floor (marquee comes to mind from this past trip).... said hos generally are wearing only lingerie yet boldly parading themselves throughout the damn casino.....

    I've never had so many scantily clad black women yell out "haaa--ayyyyyyyy" to me in such a short time span in my life...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByeShea View Post
    Just because you read some Yelp reviews doesn't make you an expert on police departments from major city to major city.
    I live in Vegas.

    Nice to see you still have your sister who doesn't know how to wipe her ass as your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Michael Bennett is lying. What a shocker!
    didn't take the Pats long to figure out he's not retarded but on the spectrum

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    Wow. Lol

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    any word on why he was hiding behind the slot machine or what the other 120 videos showed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    didn't take the Pats long to figure out he's not retarded but on the spectrum
    Martellus Bennett played for Pats, not Michael Bennett. It appears that you are the only retard here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    any word on why he was hiding behind the slot machine or what the other 120 videos showed?
    Heard from some friends who were at Drais that 2 of the statues around property toppled over and it sounded like gunshots due to echo and everyone freaked out.

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