1. 09-02-17 09:34 PM #1
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    DonkLand Vegas: quick look JJ, you schmuck.....

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  2. 09-02-17 09:41 PM #2
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  3. 09-02-17 09:46 PM #3
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    Donk, take your camera up to a group of girls and ask them if they'd take a video selfie with Tommy Lee Jones for your new social media accounts.

    Then tell them you'll give them autographs.



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  4. 09-02-17 09:46 PM #4
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  5. 09-02-17 09:46 PM #5
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    Wow
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  6. 09-02-17 09:51 PM #6
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    Slots

    Lol
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  7. 09-02-17 09:58 PM #7
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  8. 09-02-17 10:00 PM #8
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    up $8k now on the day.....

    but cut us some slack, we were only here a half day so far, and, come to think of it, the day ain't over yet.......


    props to oneunder; played poker with him for a few hours and grabbed an early dinner with him, while my wife was sodomizing slot machines at Cosmopolitan.....

    2nd row kevin hart tickets tonight......

    JJ, WHERE THE FUK ARE YOU?????
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  9. 09-02-17 10:03 PM #9
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    sleeping man
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  10. 09-02-17 10:08 PM #10
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    scrubs would give a left nut to be in this guys position
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  11. 09-02-17 10:09 PM #11
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    how the penetrate did he go from armegeddon to vegas
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  12. 09-02-17 10:10 PM #12
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    Nice hit man , now spend some of your winnings on a fresh cut. Your salad is flopping all over the place man.
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  13. 09-02-17 11:59 PM #13
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    One under is a solid dude.
    Bought me the best steak I've ever eaten at Tuscany!

    Where'd you guys eat?
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  14. 09-03-17 06:37 AM #14
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    Lets see the final totals this AM
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  15. 09-03-17 06:41 AM #15
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    He's on another run

    Hopefully he doesn't give it back this time
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  16. 09-03-17 06:43 AM #16
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    Kid lucky like a 4 leaf clover
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  17. 09-03-17 10:37 AM #17
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    Donk is good peeps.
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  18. 09-03-17 10:41 AM #18
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    Donk always crushes the slots.
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  19. 09-03-17 10:42 AM #19
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    He reminds me of the gambler that says he never loses

    How about I whip this kid with milk weeds??
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  20. 09-03-17 10:43 AM #20
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    Gettin it done.
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  21. 09-03-17 10:46 AM #21
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    If one is up 8k in Vegas, and 8k is a lot of money to them, it is nearly impossible to give 5% of that away unless 1. The 8k doesn't mean chit. or 2. One has a gambling problem.

    That's it...BOL Donkers!!

    Will be there 1 month from now
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  22. 09-03-17 10:49 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Look at you repping SBR like champ in your shirt there!

    I feel ashamed. Didnt bring my SBR shirt this time. And only up 4k so far on my weekend at Melbourne casino. Maybe I need to play more slots! LOL


    Bring it home strong donk and hello to your lovely lady.

    Oneunder shouted me breakfast at Bellagio when iw as in town. Classiest Vegas resident there is
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  23. 09-03-17 11:25 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheatgrass View Post
    how the penetrate did he go from armegeddon to vegas
    Guy was saving lives for 3 days straight in Houston... 2 days later he's kicking Vegas' ass.

    Donk is the man.
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  24. 09-03-17 11:30 AM #24
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    He living the life of luxury
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  25. 09-03-17 11:32 AM #25
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    Usually I'm a big JJ fan, but in this case he really wimped out. Lame, JJ. Very very lame!!
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  26. 09-03-17 11:38 AM #26
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    Nice hit bud....................BOL
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  27. 09-03-17 12:36 PM #27
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    i could play slot machines 5 yrs straight and never hit a $1000 payout...let alone $6000.
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  28. 09-03-17 08:57 PM #28
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    Need an update, Donker.
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  29. 09-03-17 08:59 PM #29
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    I'm tired of the storyteller
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  30. 09-03-17 09:01 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Need an update, Donker.
    He sent me a video update, go get em DDD!!




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  31. 09-03-17 09:24 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Need an update, Donker.
    busted out of the trny on a two outter suckout on the river , kq v 99 after i flop top pair, f'er spikes 9 on river.....

    wife and I hit the the pool to watch the sites/activities for an hour later this afternoon....

    i just finished watching a damn nascar race and my aggies dismantle f'n ucla.... (those f'n ucla bruins sure are a bunch of f'n light weight jmobiles.....)

    while doing that, my wife got 1099'd on yet another slot machine, and is gettting blasted on the casino floor playing more and more and more f'n slots.......,

    about to go meet her downstairs and hit a bad ass restaurant here at aria......

    f'n book will be paying me well on a grand bet on the ag's money line......

    bout somes it up..... VARSITY'S HORNS ARE SAWED OFF......



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  32. 09-03-17 10:52 PM #32
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    300/1 on the slots
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  33. 09-03-17 11:15 PM #33
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    good win donk , dont give it back . gl
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  34. 09-03-17 11:22 PM #34
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    Donker living it up. Deserves it.

    How many days are you in Vegas for, Donk?

    Any 3-somes lined up?
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