1. 06-19-17 05:03 PM #1
    Otters27
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    Any Slow Pitch Softball Guys Here?

    Just was a sub for a buddys team. Guys are not fuking around in these leagues.

    Slid into 3rd and scraped up my knee and shin.
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  2. 06-19-17 05:05 PM #2
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    You play in those leagues with a shaved and rolled bat? If you don't know what I'm talking about.... google it. Then search for one on Ebay.
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  3. 06-19-17 05:31 PM #3
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    I played on a few leagues... I was saying to myself... how the fuk are these 150 lb guys launching the ball? Not talking about lucky HR's... talking about missiles in the air... absolute bombs.... like 400 ft.

    Come to find out everyone is cheating. They act like they are in top notch baseball shape... smart and knowledgeable etc. Did some research and found out it isn't skill... everyone is cheating.

    I guess people have to feel special out there? That's why I decided not to play. Takes the fun out of it.
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  4. 06-19-17 05:35 PM #4
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    They're all on the juice.
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  5. 06-19-17 05:38 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    They're all on the juice.
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  6. 06-19-17 05:40 PM #6
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    is their a bigger douchebag on the planet than a guy who rolls into the bar around happy hour with his slow-pitch softball uni on, complete with eye-black and batting gloves in the back pocket
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  8. 06-19-17 05:50 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    is their a bigger douchebag on the planet than a guy who rolls into the bar around happy hour with his slow-pitch softball uni on, complete with eye-black and batting gloves in the back pocket
    I know quite a few dudes like this. They can't hold a job. Their women work their asses off... why they don't leave them? I'll never know?

    All these dudes couldn't make it playing hardball... so they have to be cool playing softball. If you're just entering your 30's and you're still playing softball ultra competitively because you're a broke dik fuk... get a life.
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  9. 06-19-17 05:58 PM #9
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    jerkoffs usually play slow pitch

    athletes fast pitch

    I will never forget when a guy owed a bookie money and was at bat the hurler got word from mob guy watching to throw at his fukkin head every time, he finally got him in jaw and it broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    jerkoffs usually play slow pitch

    athletes fast pitch

    I will never forget when a guy owed a bookie money and was at bat the hurler got word from mob guy watching to throw at his fukkin head every time, he finally got him in jaw and it broke.
    Was it this guy?

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  11. 06-19-17 06:04 PM #11
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