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    AlbertAlbert01
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    A few things you might want to know about me before you open my next tread

    I'm a troll.(A really annoying One)
    I'm an attention whore. (Can you notice?)
    I'm spiritually enlightened (proved by the fact that I can go days without eating pizza) but I'm emotionally ****** up. (I blame the coffee).
    I was banned from betting from my bookie due to a high winning percentage. (I strongly believed I was too lucky back then but I would bet 3 or 4 games a month and won 17 out of 20 and the bookie freaked out) (Or maybe I was too annoying for the bookie to take my calls)
    I can lift 220 pounds. (if I lie down and do push ups).
    My grammar and spelling are horrible and current sbr forum spelling corrector saved my ass. (Real)
    I was addicted to the forum back in 2012. (Mainly addicted to anything)
    My real passion is handicapping. Gambling is a side effect. (Lack balls... probably)
    I have 2 majors, currently and temporarily unemployed as I just graduated. (Still, drive a car and sleep in a nice bed)
    The time away from the forum I was mainly studying full time. (also handicapping and drinking coffee at times)
    My testing IQ is 135, my emotional IQ is 0. (I should see a shrink but I rather have some coffee)
    I bluff about my IQ because I know how retarded I sound. (Mainly because I'm a retarded with a decent IQ)
    I'm currently learning database analysis to handicap professionally and animation to create educational books and videos or any other shit I want to. (I learn very slow)
    I practice speed reading and I might read up to 10 books in a day.(and learn the subtitle mainly).
    My previous avatar was .....who cares?
    I'm a Buddhist. (A horrible one).
    I have no interest in trolling people who do not like to fool around so this is my warning to all of you sensitive bitches to stay away from me.
    My favorite sport to watch and talk about MMA,
    The sport where I'm an elite capper Basketball.
    The sport I find better to bet on Baseball.
    The sport I never watch Football. (Still, I know it is gold to bet on)
    Other sports I like to handicap NHL
    Sport I can't find good stats anywhere soccer.

    God bless you all.

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    Just horrible

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    Booya711
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    Is this real life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlbertAlbert01 View Post
    I'm a troll.(A really annoying One)
    I'm an attention whore. (Can you notice?)
    I'm spiritually enlightened (proved by the fact that I can go days without eating pizza) but I'm emotionally ****** up. (I blame the coffee).
    I was banned from betting from my bookie due to a high winning percentage. (I strongly believed I was too lucky back then but I would bet 3 or 4 games a month and won 17 out of 20 and the bookie freaked out) (Or maybe I was too annoying for the bookie to take my calls)
    I can lift 220 pounds. (if I lie down and do push ups).
    My grammar and spelling are horrible and current sbr forum spelling corrector saved my ass. (Real)
    I was addicted to the forum back in 2012. (Mainly addicted to anything)
    I like sex with twinks but I'm straight
    My real passion is handicapping. Gambling is a side effect. (Lack balls... probably)
    I have 2 majors, currently and temporarily unemployed as I just graduated. (Still, drive a car and sleep in a nice bed)
    The time away from the forum I was mainly studying full time. (also handicapping and drinking coffee at times)
    My testing IQ is 135, my emotional IQ is 0. (I should see a shrink but I rather have some coffee)
    I bluff about my IQ because I know how retarded I sound. (Mainly because I'm a retarded with a decent IQ)
    I'm currently learning database analysis to handicap professionally and animation to create educational books and videos or any other shit I want to. (I learn very slow)
    I practice speed reading and I might read up to 10 books in a day.(and learn the subtitle mainly).
    My previous avatar was .....who cares?
    I'm a Buddhist. (A horrible one).
    I have no interest in trolling people who do not like to fool around so this is my warning to all of you sensitive bitches to stay away from me.
    My favorite sport to watch and talk about MMA,
    The sport where I'm an elite capper Basketball.
    The sport I find better to bet on Baseball.
    The sport I never watch Football. (Still, I know it is gold to bet on)
    Other sports I like to handicap NHL
    Sport I can't find good stats anywhere soccer.

    God bless you all.


    wow

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    opie1988
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    Also...you seem like a douche.

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    You were addicted to this forum in 2012 but just joined on 4/17/17?

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    Fighting (Irish ) Warrior?

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    I know

    "hint hint"

    the amount words typed in OP's thread

    exceeds 40% of his previous oral fixation

    obv he has learned to breathe throw his nose

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    RangeFinder
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    Make life easier on yourself. Just handicap sports, post your plays in short threads (Very short), and just have fun. Nobody will care, or know, about your issues if you don't post them.

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    Itsamazing777
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    So who's ghost. Otherwise we don't care

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    I didn't know I had issues

    Quote Originally Posted by RangeFinder View Post
    Make life easier on yourself. Just handicap sports, post your plays in short threads (Very short), and just have fun. Nobody will care, or know, about your issues if you don't post them.

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    Ghost was a loser. I'm the future

    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    So who's ghost. Otherwise we don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    n

    Nail it, I said it in my warning though

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    AlbertAlbert01
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    Not really into gay trolling, Sorry. Just educational

    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    I know

    "hint hint"

    the amount words typed in OP's thread

    exceeds 40% of his previous oral fixation

    obv he has learned to breathe throw his nose

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    Not the Conor Type

    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Fighting (Irish ) Warrior?

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    Anyone who puts their name twice in the handle has more issues than the NY Times

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    AlbertAlbert01
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    This is fresh bait to troll. Son, you got a problem. I can't fix it. It has no cure.


    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    You were addicted to this forum in 2012 but just joined on 4/17/17?

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    AlbertAlbert01
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    You got a good sense of humor. We were cool in my ghost account. Might be cool again. You call it like it is.


    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Also...you seem like a douche.

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    My kinda guy!!!

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    whatever. Not sex taboos or issues. I wish I was gay though. No kids, no child support, marry a horny animal like yourself. But testosterone is too high.

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    wow

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    Louisvillekid1
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    It's clearly steve Stephens

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    You got a cool style. Need some classes.

    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Just horrible

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    Dude I had a stroke and still got 147. Unless your name is philly, peavy,rocket,opie ,donk,toler,kelly,d2 or lakerboy then who the penetrate cares

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    Maybe that was too soon

    it's king Mayan for real

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    It is real, not sure if it is life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Is this real life?

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    Also donate 100 asshole

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    You sound like you have really low serotonin. Tried coffee?


    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    Dude I had a stroke and still got 147. Unless your name is philly, peavy,rocket,opie ,donk,toler,kelly,d2 or lakerboy then who the penetrate cares

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    It's steroids

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    Definitely not liking you, see a shrink, you sound really bitter. I'm here to have fun. The stroke caused the depression or verbal abuse as a child?


    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    Also donate 100 asshole

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    creams?


    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    It's steroids

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    mentally ill perhaps

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    Lost



    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Maybe that was too soon

    it's king Mayan for real

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    Or maybe steve jobs


    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    It's clearly steve Stephens

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    D ball

    what up kido

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