Just got off the phone with 3 of these idiots who could barely speak English. One woman told me that my taxes were not paid from 2001 to 2005 and said that I owed $3,346 and told me that there is a warrant out for my arrest. All she kept saying was "si, si, si" to every question that I asked. I then asked to speak to someone who could speak better English, so she connected me to some guy who also barely spoke English and he said my taxes were not paid from 2011 to 2015. When I asked why he gave me different years than the woman did, he said everything was recorded and she said 2011 to 2015 and if I hung up on them that it would be declared "Running from the IRS" and I would face a $75,000 fine and 20 years in prison. But if I use a "pre-paid" card that I can pay a portion of the money owned and the warrant for my arrest would be put on hold. He also kept saying "si,si,si" to every question that I asked.
I then finally asked to speak to someone else who I could understand and he connected me with a man claiming that his name was Bill Dobson. Unfortunately Bill didn't know the answers to any of the questions that I proceeded to ask him about the IRS and when I asked why someone with a name like Bill Dobson was having so much trouble speaking English, he hung up on me.
So since Billy hung up on me, is that considered "Running from Kermit"?
Fukkin Jagoff Scammers.