1. 02-17-17 05:53 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Anyone Have Plans With A Chick This Weekend?

    I actually like hearing the stories that I can never have with women

    Tell me some good ones
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  2. 02-17-17 06:00 PM #2
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    Long weekend with the wifey and the puppy

    great weather in chicago


    gonna hit montrose dog beach on the lake the next 3 mornings, go for a run on lakeshore path, find an outdoor dog friendly patio for brunches, putz around the house dong chores and projects and gambling all afternoon and do some semi social things in the evenings with friends
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  3. 02-17-17 06:02 PM #3
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    yeah, your daughter
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  4. 02-17-17 06:03 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by ticklemepink1991 View Post
    yeah, your daughter
    Stay classy tickle
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  5. 02-17-17 06:11 PM #5
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    Funny you divorced?
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  6. 02-17-17 06:20 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Funny you divorced?
    No, didn't make the mistake of getting married
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  7. 02-17-17 06:21 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    No, didn't make the mistake of getting married


    Jerkoffs get married
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  8. 02-17-17 06:23 PM #8
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    Gonna rapethe wife tonight after thin crust pizza
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  9. 02-17-17 06:25 PM #9
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    marry up to a rich chick with big inheritance coming that works a good job too boys.



    then you can jerk off on gambling forums every day for a few hundo thousand career posts while collecting paychecks and not worry about ambition


    but otherwise..... yeah Never marry a regular chick

    so i've heard
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  10. 02-17-17 06:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post


    Jerkoffs get married
    You should have married Madelyn and brought her home
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  11. 02-17-17 06:30 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. leisure View Post
    You should have married Madelyn and brought her home
    Hoooooola Booooooya!
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  12. 02-17-17 06:32 PM #12
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    64 degrees in MN.

    Set records.

    Went on nice walk with Chicka today.
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  13. 02-17-17 06:33 PM #13
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    Everyone has dates
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  14. 02-17-17 06:52 PM #14
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    locked in gambling in vegas
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  15. 02-17-17 07:01 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post


    Jerkoffs get married
    You Prick
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  16. 02-17-17 07:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone has dates


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  17. 02-17-17 07:14 PM #17
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    Lol

    👍
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  18. 02-17-17 07:33 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    You Prick
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  19. 02-17-17 07:47 PM #19
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    Booya go get laid man
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  20. 02-17-17 07:50 PM #20
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    Going to go to midpoint and see if there are any women willing to degrade themselves/ hang out with me.

    Odds are no.
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  21. 02-17-17 08:23 PM #21
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    gl 1 time
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  22. 02-17-17 09:07 PM #22
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    Home right now

    Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom


    Hot 28 year old couple
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  23. 02-17-17 09:11 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Home right now

    Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom


    Hot 28 year old couple
    Get an 18 in telescope and it would be an 18 year old couple

    BOL
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  24. 02-17-17 10:01 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post


    Jerkoffs get married
    Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
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  25. 02-17-17 10:22 PM #25
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    Depends if I get paid. Then yeah I'll have a half hour date lined up.
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  26. 02-17-17 11:02 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Home right now

    Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom


    Hot 28 year old couple
    LMAO.

    JJ, when was the last time you had a$$?
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  27. 02-17-17 11:28 PM #27
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    I opened my blinds so you can get your cookies off watching us.
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  28. 02-17-17 11:39 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Home right now

    Looking through cheap 28 inch telescope at neighbors bedroom


    Hot 28 year old couple
    Got that electric french tickler up ur azz for full eroticism while you enjoy the view? Thanks. I know this question might be a need to know only.
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  29. 02-17-17 11:40 PM #29
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    Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?
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  30. 02-17-17 11:46 PM #30
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    Jj. My nite manager has been on vacation for 9 freekin days. And ive basically been here all day and also the freekin nite manager. I just want to go home: study sports, Play a little bit of poker and watch tv, And eat nachos. To tired for a chick tonite.
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  31. 02-17-17 11:47 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?
    Lol. Proly in this thread. No.
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  32. 02-17-17 11:48 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Does the chick need to know about the plans for this to count?


    Nope.
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  33. 02-17-17 11:53 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    According to jj. There is a clothesline pin below the beltline. But jj didnt want the picture to be shown because it totally hid his rooster.
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  34. 02-18-17 02:17 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
    Good for you LB....one of the very few
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  35. 02-18-17 02:23 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Not true. I'm married and happy. I don't generalize and judge.
    no you're not...that's just what you keep telling everyone to justify the huge mistake a locking down the same Vag for the rest of your life :-) and knowing if you leave she'll probably take half your sh*t and leave you in a Studio Apt. LOL...this is also known as 90% of married men
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