1. 02-17-17 11:02 AM #1
    Sam Odom
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    You can tell a WINNING Gambler by his teeth

    Healthy clean bright white and straight teeth = Winner


    two extreme examples

    Opie = winner

    jjgold = loser
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  2. 02-17-17 11:23 AM #2
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    You can tell by the hair and the aging....

    Degenerates who bet on everything and watch games and refresh score screens have prematurely balding grey hair...they also look older than their age....the lines in the face will naturally take its course to the form of sad/down/depressive looking looks.
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  3. 02-17-17 11:24 AM #3
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    Time to get my teeth whitened
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  4. 02-17-17 11:24 AM #4
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    Max

    degenerates smoke and drink to the extreme

    ages them fast
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  5. 02-17-17 11:28 AM #5
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    You mean there are no winning gamblers in England?
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  6. 02-17-17 11:34 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Max

    degenerates smoke and drink to the extreme

    ages them fast
    Stress, especially emotional, ages you faster than anything.

    When you watch games you bet, you age fast...doesn't matter if you win or lose the bet because you suffer for 3 hours or so and finally the payoff is in the final few minutes that can make or kill the bet. Those who watch like this are more likely to lose more because there betting pattern gets affected because of their emotional ups and downs.
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  7. 02-17-17 11:35 AM #7
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    Sammy go fuk yourself
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  8. 02-17-17 11:36 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Healthy clean bright white and straight teeth = Winner


    two extreme examples

    Opie = winner

    jjgold = loser
    Sammy LOW BLOW.











    I love it!
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  9. 02-17-17 11:47 AM #9
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    diggie

    like buying a Horse

    inspect the teeth first
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  10. 02-17-17 11:49 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    diggie

    like buying a Horse

    inspect the teeth first
    Same thing with hookers, Sammy.
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  11. 02-17-17 11:58 AM #11
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    Sammy low blow at me
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  12. 02-17-17 12:00 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Sammy low blow at me

    nothing personal

    just an astute observation
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  13. 02-17-17 12:01 PM #13
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    Most degenerates are under 6 feet
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  14. 02-17-17 12:04 PM #14
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    32 and look 20

    Good genes

    BOL
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  15. 02-17-17 12:11 PM #15
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    who would tail this fuks pick ?


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  16. 02-17-17 12:13 PM #16
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    I look 10 years younger

    I don't like it
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  17. 02-17-17 12:14 PM #17
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    tell that to the guy missing half of his brown, coffee-stained/marlboro red stained teeth who just hit a slot machine for $254,000.00 down stairs at the casino i'm in....

    i gotta pick some bad habits like those.....
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  18. 02-17-17 12:16 PM #18
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    Donk... a blind squirrel will find an Acorn from time to time
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  19. 02-17-17 01:11 PM #19
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    Sammy I will not let this go

    You will pay
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  20. 02-17-17 01:12 PM #20
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  21. 02-17-17 08:15 PM #21
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    An actual perspicacious thread by Odom. Spot on analysis. As an aside: God is a gambler, too. It's simply unfortunate that The Holy Father rolled snake eyes the day he created Corbin's peen.
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  22. 02-17-17 08:27 PM #22
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    Probably right. The bottom front of one of my teeth just chipped. Shit hurts like a bitch. Doesn't help that I don't brush my teeth. Gum disease like a bitch, but teeth still look good for now. Bastard tooth is one of the lower fang ones. Gonna get pulled eventually, and then everyone will know how beat up I am. Death probably closer anyway.
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  23. 02-17-17 08:29 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Probably right. The bottom front of one of my teeth just chipped. Shit hurts like a bitch. Doesn't help that I don't brush my teeth. Gum disease like a bitch, but teeth still look good for now. Bastard tooth is one of the lower fang ones. Gonna get pulled eventually, and then everyone will know how beat up I am. Death probably closer anyway.
    Just get a cap man
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  24. 02-17-17 08:32 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Just get a cap man
    Act like I have dental, or money. I fcked up. My genes are good, and got stupid. Not hard to brush your teeth. Eh, that's what happens when you're just hoping for death.
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  25. 02-17-17 08:34 PM #25
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    Girlfriend found a grey hair on my head the other day.

    Fuk.
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  26. 02-17-17 09:05 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Girlfriend found a grey hair on my head the other day.

    Fuk.
    Gray is in

    Crooked teeth are not

    To get my teeth fixed...15,000

    I RATHER SUE THAT TO GAMBLER
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  27. 02-17-17 09:18 PM #27
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    Sammy, have you switched to Super Poligrip or still using Sea-Bond?
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  28. 02-17-17 09:25 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    To get my teeth fixed...15,000
    Just steal the 15 large from your Aunt Edie; once your mouth doesn't look like 2 kids playing marbles in there, you can try and fukk her. Sure you'll probably strike out and be 0 for 2 lifetime trying to bone Aunts... but hey, least you'll be able to eat an apple without cutting it up into kiddy-snack slices.
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  29. 02-17-17 09:26 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    who would tail this fuks pick ?


    When did JJ grow a mustache????
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  30. 02-17-17 09:43 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    When did JJ grow a mustache????
    Yeah, it's either his lame attempt to one-up Loshak or he still hasn't cleaned up from rimming that fat chick on Valentine's Night.
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  31. 02-18-17 05:32 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    When did JJ grow a mustache????
    On a plane Monday
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  32. 02-18-17 05:35 AM #32
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    I have perfect teeth.

    And winning.
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  33. 02-18-17 05:41 AM #33
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    Michael/Michelle Obama. He/she can eat an apple through a tennis racquet..........makes sense........loser. Very sore loser.
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  34. 02-18-17 05:48 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Same thing with hookers, Sammy.
    The voice of experience!
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  35. 02-18-17 05:55 AM #35
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    I say look at the shoes, or just how the guy is dressed. Losers get clothes from the Salvation Army stores and thrift shops. You see a guy with nice pair of shoes, dressed like he has a clue or might get laid, recent haircut, that's a guy who has enough money to take care of himself. Not some schlub with dirty sneakers and a jacket he found laying on a chair in the sportsbook.
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