1. 01-10-17 02:25 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Anyone know how to hide black eye???

    I ran into a wall playing tennis yesterday and have a mandatory job interview tomorrow

    No way I can go unless a way to hide with makeup

    Anyone?
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  2. 01-10-17 02:28 PM #2
    BIGDAY
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    JJ, you know how to use a turkey call???

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  3. 01-10-17 02:31 PM #3
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    Say you went diving and got the bends.

    But then you would have to run into a wall with the other eye too
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  4. 01-10-17 02:35 PM #4
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    turn lights off
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  5. 01-10-17 02:43 PM #5
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    How about you say you ran into wall playing tennis ?
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  6. 01-10-17 02:44 PM #6
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    tell them you fight ufc
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  7. 01-10-17 02:45 PM #7
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    JJ's pimp is slapping him around again.

    Numbers down at the glory hole.
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  8. 01-10-17 02:53 PM #8
    jjgold
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    It looks real bad going with black eye

    Interviewer will think I got into a fight, when I see someone with black eye that is what I think also
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  9. 01-10-17 02:54 PM #9
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    have we seen this one before
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  10. 01-10-17 02:54 PM #10
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    underground railroad
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  11. 01-10-17 03:01 PM #11
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    destiny, don't go.. job is bad luck.
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  12. 01-10-17 03:03 PM #12
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    Pirate patch..u still got that old one laying around?
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  13. 01-10-17 03:20 PM #13
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  14. 01-10-17 03:29 PM #14
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    Just tell the truth..... your bright clean smile will get you a window office and a hot sexyterri
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  15. 01-10-17 04:05 PM #15
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    I am just not going to show

    Not worth embarrassment.
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  16. 01-10-17 04:09 PM #16
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    Just do like the old days and wear the blackface coach



    I hear affirmative action is still a thing before January 21st so you've got perfect timing
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  17. 01-10-17 04:22 PM #17
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  18. 01-10-17 04:27 PM #18
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  19. 01-10-17 04:45 PM #19
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    By Wall he means Fist and by Tennis he means Ladyboy.
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  20. 01-10-17 04:55 PM #20
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    https://youtu.be/Lcuc5wnDB08?t=12
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  21. 01-10-17 04:59 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    https://youtu.be/Lcuc5wnDB08?t=12
    48 sec mark Pinklin Prick with the eye patch.. love him or hate him this video makes me piss my pants.
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  22. 01-10-17 04:59 PM #22
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    Just get the tinted acne cream or some make-up.
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  23. 01-10-17 05:18 PM #23
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    Just tell the interviewers that you lost to a wall in tennis yesterday. They'll get a laugh out of it and it'll lighten up the mood.
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  24. 01-10-17 05:20 PM #24
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    LMAO - LOL - we all should know how to cover a black eye . We are getting them daily from NBA , NCAA , HOCKEY and so on !!
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  25. 01-10-17 05:28 PM #25
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    just tell them you were beat up in a hate crime, you should get the job for sure
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  26. 01-10-17 05:37 PM #26
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    Tell them u tried to stiff the wall after a brutal month of gambling, coach
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  27. 01-10-17 05:42 PM #27
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    U were tied up by group of minorities?
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  28. 01-10-17 06:16 PM #28
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    This same story came out few years back ..he hi ted around he got muscled for payment from a bookie
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  29. 01-10-17 06:29 PM #29
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    I can actually see bringing a raw steak to the interview to cover up your eye as a positive from the interviewer's perspective. Him or her would feel that youre dedicated and that nothing would stop you from showing up to work. "You're hired."
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  30. 01-10-17 07:06 PM #30
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    dont go, you wont get the job anyways
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  31. 01-10-17 07:15 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Jerry View Post
    LMAO - LOL - we all should know how to cover a black eye . We are getting them daily from NBA , NCAA , HOCKEY and so on !!
    to the moon Hot Jerry to the moon!!
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  32. 01-10-17 07:36 PM #32
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    Go to your interview with your pecker hanging out?
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  33. 01-10-17 07:37 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Go to your interview with your pecker hanging out?
    Nothing to see there.
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  34. 01-10-17 07:40 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    to the moon Hot Jerry to the moon!!
    MANNY - Thank you my friend !!
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  35. 01-10-17 07:40 PM #35
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