Anyone know how to hide black eye???

[jjgold]

I ran into a wall playing tennis yesterday and have a mandatory job interview tomorrow

No way I can go unless a way to hide with makeup

Anyone?

[BIGDAY]

JJ, you know how to use a turkey call???

[rizespor]

Say you went diving and got the bends.

But then you would have to run into a wall with the other eye too

[RudyRuetigger]

turn lights off

[mintpicks79]

How about you say you ran into wall playing tennis ?

[reigle9]

tell them you fight ufc

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ's pimp is slapping him around again.

Numbers down at the glory hole.

[jjgold]

It looks real bad going with black eye

Interviewer will think I got into a fight, when I see someone with black eye that is what I think also

[Sam Odom]

have we seen this one before

[gauchojake]

underground railroad

[Snowball]

destiny, don't go.. job is bad luck.

[HAPPY BOY]

Pirate patch..u still got that old one laying around?

[funnyb25]

[Philmill]

Just tell the truth..... your bright clean smile will get you a window office and a hot sexyterri

[jjgold]

I am just not going to show

Not worth embarrassment.

[SharpAngles]

Just do like the old days and wear the blackface coach



I hear affirmative action is still a thing before January 21st so you've got perfect timing

[Smoke]

[Chi_archie]

Ever been black marked by a bookie?

[Kermit]

By Wall he means Fist and by Tennis he means Ladyboy.

[HAPPY BOY]

https://youtu.be/Lcuc5wnDB08?t=12

[HAPPY BOY]

https://youtu.be/Lcuc5wnDB08?t=12

48 sec mark Pinklin Prick with the eye patch.. love him or hate him this video makes me piss my pants.

[qwertvt]

Just get the tinted acne cream or some make-up.

[slambam]

Just tell the interviewers that you lost to a wall in tennis yesterday. They'll get a laugh out of it and it'll lighten up the mood.

[Hot Jerry]

LMAO - LOL - we all should know how to cover a black eye . We are getting them daily from NBA , NCAA , HOCKEY and so on !!

[unde0087]

just tell them you were beat up in a hate crime, you should get the job for sure

[shadymcgrady]

Tell them u tried to stiff the wall after a brutal month of gambling, coach

[Bert102]

U were tied up by group of minorities?

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

This same story came out few years back ..he hi ted around he got muscled for payment from a bookie

[jtoler]

I can actually see bringing a raw steak to the interview to cover up your eye as a positive from the interviewer's perspective. Him or her would feel that youre dedicated and that nothing would stop you from showing up to work. "You're hired."

[Sam Losco]

dont go, you wont get the job anyways

[manny24]

LMAO - LOL - we all should know how to cover a black eye . We are getting them daily from NBA , NCAA , HOCKEY and so on !!

to the moon Hot Jerry to the moon!!

[franklee168]

Go to your interview with your pecker hanging out?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Go to your interview with your pecker hanging out?

Nothing to see there.

[Hot Jerry]

to the moon Hot Jerry to the moon!!

MANNY - Thank you my friend !!

[Chi_archie]