1. 12-10-16 09:06 PM #1
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  2. 12-10-16 09:07 PM #2
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  3. 12-10-16 09:12 PM #3
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    JJ buried like normal
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  4. 12-10-16 09:16 PM #4
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    She naked under those covers?
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  5. 12-10-16 09:24 PM #5
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    FROM the waste down.... we knocked out a few before hitting the town tonight.....

    take the edge off so we don't settle for the first hot babe that comes along ready to play..... we wanna wait for the primo hot shit before committing to total threesome debauchery.....
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    Should be able to rent a tranny down there pretty easier Donker....film that shiit and make JJ jeaulous
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetweenHerCheeks View Post
    Should be able to rent a tranny down there pretty easier Donker....film that shiit and make JJ jeaulous
    miami beach is a helluva melting pot.... strange euros, a bunch of east coast "city cap" (detroit, chicago, and of course ny are the primary) wearing wannabe gangsters, dozens of flaming homos every block (waves would be in paradise), hot cuban and peurto rican babes with chunky asses everywhere, and crazy homeless fuks and amputees beggin' up a storm.....

    out for the night.... next time I come up for air or show my face on sbr it will be from the deck of the Allure of the Seas.....

    gonna play day 1a of the three day quarter million trny......
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  8. 12-10-16 09:48 PM #8
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    Also stone crabs are in. So joe's stone crab is a must
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  10. 12-10-16 09:54 PM #10
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    fuk did everyone get hard when that girl was under those covers???????????

    I keep watching it trying to see if I can screen capture her

    Automan video tape her in shower from the door and she will never know..I will give you 100 points
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  11. 12-11-16 08:29 AM #11
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    if there's anyone in the south beach area, I will pay you $200 right now to come shoot the loud gay cuban fuk with a megaphone around here with a f'n tranq gun......

    wtf.... my hang over is not sitting well with whatever contest or promo this mo fo is running at 9 am on a saturday morning....

    at least my face is crusty from having been queened by two babes for a couple of hours last night.....
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  12. 12-11-16 08:32 AM #12
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    All gays down there

    Get out
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  13. 12-11-16 08:36 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if there's anyone in the south beach area, I will pay you $200 right now to come shoot the loud gay cuban fuk with a megaphone around here with a f'n tranq gun......

    wtf.... my hang over is not sitting well with whatever contest or promo this mo fo is running at 9 am on a saturday morning....

    at least my face is crusty from having been queened by two babes for a couple of hours last night.....
    not sure where you are staying. but sounds like you messed up..

    should of went to the SLS , W , Gale, Raleigh, The Edition, or Fountainblu ..
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  14. 12-11-16 08:36 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All gays down there

    Get out

    you would fit in really well at "Twist" Coach ..
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  15. 12-11-16 08:43 AM #15
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    wound up at news cafe drinking with two bad ass lipstick lesbians til 2 am, then we all walked 8 feet back to our hotel and up to our room.... one of the lesbians obviously wanted to try my kahk, and did.... the other stayed true to her woman and her lesbian roots, and simply blew me for a while, saying it was to "pretty" not too "give it a try"......

    I'd say we stayed at the right place....
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  16. 12-11-16 08:47 AM #16
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    late night at news cafe is a crazy time.. a lot of pro's work that bar
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  17. 12-11-16 09:22 AM #17
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  18. 12-11-16 09:29 AM #18
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    melting pot indeed. i told this story before but what the hell, another trip around the bend..... I was last in Miami in '14. Got lost so needed directions. asked a latin dude for help....guy only spoke spanish. so found a black dude, asked him for directions....dude only spoke haitian. so, finally found a white dude and asked him for directions....mfer only spoke Hebrew!.....
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  19. 12-11-16 09:33 AM #19
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    Donkles living the good life
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  20. 12-11-16 09:35 AM #20
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    guys nail each other in ass in Miami all day and night right in alleys

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    weather is awful on the beach today.. glad I didn't try to go to the game today..
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  22. 12-11-16 09:42 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    guys nail each other in ass in Miami all day and night right in alleys

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  23. 12-11-16 10:25 AM #23
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    any time you can turn "dyke bitches out have em fukkin' boys" is a damn good time.....

    in fact, I think we created a lover's quarrell between the two hotties, as the one that loved ridin' me was havin her woman tell her she's not really a lez, but meanwhile was calling me an "honorary lesbian" because I ate pussy so good......

    nothing like havin' three hot brunettes from three different countries in your bed........


    ps.... and yes, we saw several black workin' girls at the news after 1 am, all four of has laffed at their wet asses.... (it was pouring rain and dem ho's would scurry in with soakin', bouncin' ....)
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  24. 12-11-16 10:26 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    any time you can turn "dyke bitches out have em fukkin' boys" is a damn good time.....

    in fact, I think we created a lover's quarrell between the two hotties, as the one that loved ridin' me was havin her woman tell her she's not really a lez, but meanwhile was calling me an "honorary lesbian" because I ate pussy so good......

    nothing like havin' three hot brunettes from three different countries in your bed........
    hard as a rock right now

    FUK
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  25. 12-11-16 10:26 AM #25
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    your girl actually like pussy or just agree so you don't cheat on here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    your girl actually like pussy or just agree so you don't cheat on here?
    bi as the day is long.....

    hotel at 800 is where we didn't lay our head.....
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    you ever thought of writing romance novels donker?? I think you would blow 50 shades of gray away
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  28. 12-11-16 11:50 AM #28
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    Donk you the man!!!!
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    need more vids
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  30. 12-11-16 12:08 PM #30
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    Donk when does your novel come out. If you are having trouble with a title let.me know some good examples

    The life i wish i lived
    Pure narishkyte bed time stories
    Does my wife know how pathetic i am

    I got tons more thats a start
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Donk when does your novel come out. If you are having trouble with a title let.me know some good examples

    The life i wish i lived
    Pure narishkyte bed time stories
    Does my wife know how pathetic i am

    I got tons more thats a start
    most girls are massive whores, it's really not that hard to believe

    no way anyone on here would believe my life, just cause im some random dork on the internet and 99.999999999999% of the internet are huge homos
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    damit man .... win that tourney
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    Donk your the top man of sbr
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  34. 12-11-16 04:40 PM #34
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    LOL LOL what a poser...unreal
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    JJ this guy is a donkey..fuk this *****
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