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    lol

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    WANGO fuking TANGO....

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    Donk ....Hung like a horse I bet..........Breeding the south beach....

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    donk do u do radio or voice over work, ur voice i would kill for a deep voice like that

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    Automan your banged up

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    Auto, we need an update on day 1a?

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    made it two day two, play picks up tomorrow.... avg stack.... was up and took two pretty bad suckouts after first flopping a strt only to get flushed on the riv after he makes a rediculous call on turn (where he picked up his f'n heart draw), and set over set beat on riv.... dude had overpair and spiked two outter on riv after making two dumbass large calls..... those two put me under the avg goin in to day two....

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    That was the funniest thing I have seen in months maybe years.

    Coach I am cool with top ten on POTM.

    That was too good, it just was.

    This guy is saying what's up legit hotties they're saying it back.
    Honestly what did I just watch.
    No words.

    None.
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    Guy is a legend, plain and simple as that
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    We need a video from the ship.

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    I thought you were a lawyer??

    Lawyers cannot take all this time off

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    I'm not a lawyer but yes I have them. It's very rarely needed.

    I do real estate.

    Not a biggie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I thought you were a lawyer??

    Lawyers cannot take all this time off
    maybe not ALL lawyers, you dumbass....

    but successful ones can....

    bought 4 weed brownies in jamaica yesterday...... i figure after she has two of those, those dd's will be making a cameo video appearance in this thread.....

    all I need is SBR's word that they WILL NOT ban me from posting it.....

    because it will be a lot more graphic than other shit I've been infracted for.....

    say the word, sbr..... and the masses will enjoy what I enjoy all the time..................

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    Better not do it

    SBR strict

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    Post it in DAD'S thread. Anything goes there!

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    I will ban your ass Automan

    Not me but will refer it to head moderator

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will ban your ass Automan

    Not me but will refer it to head moderator
    JJ doesn't care about the DD's

    He is more interested in looking at your package

    Post the DD's in Dad's thread and send JJ an I'm with the pick of your package, that will make him happy.

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    I rather watch porn hub

    Nudity here gets reported and user possibly banned

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    oh well..... i just post a vid from the caribbean where i bought all this TOTALLY LEGAL SHIT:

    (CALL IT A "DONKLAND SURVIVAL PACKAGE'):

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    I would never use this mother fukker as a lawyer

    What are those pills??

    Water looks nice

    Good video though

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    i gotta special video coming your way, JJ.......

    club player checkin' in......

    get your fukkin' $20k buyin ready, bitch.....

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    Fear & Loathing at Sea
    Is that a camera looking in your room?


    GL on the felt Donker

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    I think Donk is high as f@c&. I hear some slurring in his speech.

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    Donk, get a group of posters to meet up with ya in the Virgin Islands. Hell, I'd go. I've got a feeling when we leave...the place will forever be known as just The Islands.....
    Last edited by bradthebloke; 12-15-16 at 03:43 PM.

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    hey happy fuk, or happy pedo, happy boy, whatever the fuk your name is: i get off this boat in port lauderdale on sunday morning.....

    since your punk ass said it was "your back yard", do me a favor..... Show up at the port, outside of dock 18, and write "auto donk" on one of those placcards that camel jockey limo drivers use to enable their customers to find them at an airport....

    I will beat the living shit out of you right there on the spot..... I promise....

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    Auto Donk is a legend on this forum

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    formal night was tonight on the ship.....

    most babes told me the usual..... "must be in radio", "must be a country music star", "your voice just made my panties wet....."

    JJ, you shoulda made the trip down to beautiful mee am eeeeeee............

    you could've served as my butler, and cleaned up the numerous creampies I'm serving all over this f'n boat........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would never use this mother fukker as a lawyer

    What are those pills??

    Water looks nice

    Good video though

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    takin a break from fun...... this song prdtty much sums up my french connection......


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    ps.... someone please tell me how to say my son to be's name in french...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hey happy fuk, or happy pedo, happy boy, whatever the fuk your name is: i get off this boat in port lauderdale on sunday morning.....

    since your punk ass said it was "your back yard", do me a favor..... Show up at the port, outside of dock 18, and write "auto donk" on one of those placcards that camel jockey limo drivers use to enable their customers to find them at an airport....

    I will beat the living shit out of you right there on the spot..... I promise....
    HEY!! Hillbillie Jim chill the fuk out, I never said anything to u other than id like to play you in poker...but if u want to talk Ill be at a bash ...make sure u come by ok cow fukr..and bring your tough guy persona partner Ill smack the enamel off your redneck tooth..saw your vid..dude my bicep is bigger than your thighs..but u keep talking crap tough guy...you empress these lil sickle fans here but you suck Happys Dick..
    Last edited by HAPPY BOY; 12-16-16 at 04:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    takin a break from fun...... this song prdtty much sums up my french connection......

    He Afag thats how

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    Happy Boy fired up

    This guy is tough from streets of Miami too

    Nothing to lose type guy meaning he has been in the slammer before and not afraid to go back

    Automan I would back off here

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    I dont know you bruh but i wanna roll with you at the bash. You are the man. You have a problem rolling with THE FORMER SBR BLACK AMBASSADOR? You wanna go bro?

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