1. 09-29-16 04:39 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Video: Automan Put Your Cash Roll Up ..Real Roll Here

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  2. 09-29-16 04:43 PM #2
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    pole
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  3. 09-29-16 05:09 PM #3
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    Coach calling it like it is, broke dikk Donkey with a 3" rod.
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  4. 09-29-16 05:10 PM #4
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  5. 09-29-16 05:22 PM #5
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    That's a lot of gloryhole work
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  6. 09-29-16 05:27 PM #6
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    Automan where is your $2500 roll??
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  7. 09-29-16 05:39 PM #7
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    sbr profits in jjs hand there
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  8. 09-29-16 05:45 PM #8
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  9. 09-29-16 05:50 PM #9
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    Come back @ me BRUHHH
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  10. 09-29-16 06:51 PM #10
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    JJ, you fukkin twat....

    how long you gonna sit there fannin' that limp dick roll of money around??? It' been a week now and you still haven't sat it down yet, you fukkin jerk off....

    you remind me of that stupid kid in 8th grade who waved his finger around in the air for a week or so the first time he fingered a girl....

    act like you have had a little cash before, you f'n idiot.... Oh wait, you haven't.....

    how bout this, fukstick, you put up your alleged 12K, and I'll give you two to one odds on it that I can produce more evidence of weath on my part than you and fukstick waves can produce on your ends.....

    now go get your fukkin' shinebox, you f'n fraud......

    AD

    ps., dumbass, people that really have money don't carry around for a week like a dick, we have it in our stock accts, 401k's, ira's, etc....
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  11. 09-29-16 07:25 PM #11
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    Nice stack Coach

    Keep pounding those big plays bud

    You the man!!!!!!
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  12. 09-29-16 07:28 PM #12
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    Thanks guy I only deal with big timers

    Automan can't keep up with me

    I got more hookers that want me then the pussy in the clubs
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  13. 09-29-16 07:33 PM #13
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    Auto is apparently broke
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  14. 09-29-16 08:57 PM #14
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    Coach is fired up!
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  15. 09-29-16 09:02 PM #15
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    autodonk cant fyuk wid JJ
    post some real bet slips u punks
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  16. 09-29-16 09:15 PM #16
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    thread heating up
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  17. 09-29-16 09:42 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Auto is apparently broke
    Archie that was classic
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  18. 09-29-16 09:45 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Archie that was classic
    Give the people what they want gold
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  19. 09-29-16 09:48 PM #19
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    Don't you need to take that money and get your car title back?

    Will be in Vegas for the weekend with the wife and would be willing to buy you a real beer for once. But I'm sure you will be no where to be seen.
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  20. 09-29-16 09:51 PM #20
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    This thread explains why Donk was asking me to wire him some cash at the poker tables tonight.
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  21. 09-29-16 09:54 PM #21
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    I saw a few "5's"
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  22. 09-29-16 10:02 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This thread explains why Donk was asking me to wire him some cash at the poker tables tonight.
    That was some game...

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  23. 09-29-16 10:12 PM #23
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    JJ taking charge of poster lane management.
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  24. 09-29-16 10:40 PM #24
    jjgold
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    In Vegas you need cash because the hookers will flock to you

    Earlier tonight there was three woman all over me at the stratosphere district of Las Vegas I was in there shooting dice and they knew I was big-time

    I did not want them as I am a professional gambler and looking to have income

    I probably could've nailed all three for a total of $3500


    All three call the trio were in their upper 30s and early 40s

    Instead I bought a 41 pack of Bud light at the Gold Coast liquor store
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  25. 09-29-16 10:44 PM #25
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    For 3500 it better be their 18th bday.
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  26. 09-29-16 11:27 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by thellama View Post
    For 3500 it better be their 18th bday.


    And it better be raw.




    JJ do you sleep with the money beside you???
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  27. 09-29-16 11:28 PM #27
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    Stacker I count it at least 10 times a day

    Some say I have little man syndrome and some say I have a Detroit bank roll
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  28. 09-29-16 11:35 PM #28
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    not cool to put 5 dollar bills in a mini brick


    was impressive tho
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  29. 09-29-16 11:47 PM #29
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    Sammy maybe you can refer to me as miny brick now

    Or MB
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  30. 09-30-16 01:43 AM #30
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    Mini Brick sounds like the sort of BigDay leaves in the forest after a week of camping, hunting and fishing in the wilderness.
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  31. 09-30-16 01:50 AM #31
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    A Brick =


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  32. 09-30-16 01:52 AM #32
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    41 pack of budweiser, nice
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  33. 09-30-16 06:28 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post


    And it better be raw.




    JJ do you sleep with the money beside you???
    that's not all this jagoff does in bed with that money.... several of those fives were encrusted with a white, flaky material that was loaded with no, not "touch dna," but rather "full bore loser dna"

    this loser, runnning around vegas with bills getting dirtier by the day, with his jacket tucked into his pants, is a f'n clown.....

    but at least this short-kahked, mangled-tooth, bald sad clown amuses me..... Otherwise, I'd make a video of me holding that same money two days from now, after I made a phone call, had him clipped, and his little wad of money shipped to me.....

    AD

    ps.... here's the real reason this joker run away from hookers and buys loads of cheap beer:



    he might be able to rub that over-sized clit he's packin' around on their pussies a bit, and feverishly blow a load on the outside of their vents after about seven seconds of doing so, but actual penetration with something that small is physically impossible.....
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  34. 09-30-16 07:50 AM #34
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    Automan lets see your $20,000 roll

    I just counted mine again

    MINI BRICK
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  35. 09-30-16 07:53 AM #35
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    Not sure why this JJ guy continues to call himself a pro. Everytime he has to leave Vegas crying like a little bitch after he loses his
    BR. It will be no different this time. He will be gone by Halloween, Tday at the latest.
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