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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:20 am
Kid I like your style
I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my cock could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.
The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a pussy that did no know how to fuk.
Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.
Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.
Good Luck
ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:21 am
I am in a losing streak of 11 years. I am 37 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off.
I get tired of wacking off in showers and alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down. -JJ Gold
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:21 am
My thickness today when I was watching Roadhouse was .4" thick. I have had better days but weather was a factor.- JJGold
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:21 am
Boys........I Joined The "Mile High Club"........
Well.......not exactly. I guess you could call it the poor man's mile high club. I spent a little alone time with a copy of a SkyMall catalogue. There was a picture of a pretty hot chick doing some aerobics routine. There was also a picture of some sort of latin/asian hybrid and she was standing next to some poker chips. That was pretty hot so it did the trick. Of course, due to my bigtime status I can afford to fly First Class. That allowed me some extra room in the lavatory.
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:22 am
Penile enlargement? I have a small pecker and thinking of this. Is it dangerous?? I am 37. I tried an extension but it did not hold and had to have minor surgery to repair it. bad break- JJGOld
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:20 am
Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner
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Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!
I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.
The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.
I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!
She slapped me and told me never to come back.
I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.
It is so true that gamblers are anti social.
So overall decent day
I split 1-1
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Postby raiders72001 on Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:21 am
Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.
Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.
We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.
This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!
Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.
Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???
Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!
No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
*** this ****
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Postby raiders72001 on Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:46 am
I usually have like 10 guys I ask money from and no one from the board plus of course a little credit with books. It is a give and take though when I have cash guys ask me for money and vice versa. I have been hot so no need to ask. I usually ask for like $300 from like 5 guys. The bank loans are only when I lose big and need big time cash but I try to avoid that.
Do you guys ever borrow money from banks or people?
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Postby homedog on Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:16 pm
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I do not give a fuk about Joe Namath or Montana, ect
There out of the game and fukkin nobody's
I do not give a fuk who won the 1995 super bowl, ect
No one cares ABC!!
Talk about this year you jerkoffs
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Postby raiders72001 on Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:38 pm
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Moreraiders72001 wrote:Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.
Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.
We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.
This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!
Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.
Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???
Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!
No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
*** this ****
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Myron excellent post and proved my point. This posters here are really nuts. I think living in the glass houses that we do has done damage.
Stay cool Myron and good luck too you.
What was strange about this Mjulian guy was out of the blue he just shout out "all rise" in some deep opera voice and he was not joking or anything. He was really serious when he did this and he blew my chance with this chunky chick that I think I could of nailed in the bathroom. I was sitting right next to him and the chick thought we were weirdos and she left and all along I was a victim just by chance sitting next to him. I would try to pretend I did not know him but it was tooo late.
I really beleive there is something wrong with this guy. Man where I am from it is not normal to just yell something out for no reason.
Who the fuk really knows what was on his mind.
Myron I am glad I am home
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Postby Maximus on Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:14 pm
Ohhh man my stomaches in knots....
I haven't laughed this hard in forever.
esp. the post about the track...what a nut...
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Postby raiders72001 on Sat May 20, 2006 11:08 pm
I fake bet systems only to test
What happens with fake betting is it leads to real gambling, it is the same thing and just as bad
It is the same thing as pretending to do Coke with Baby Powder as you will go to the real thing eventually
Same thing with guys, if you fantasize about blowing a guy you will
Same thing with women, I use to use a elastic band type device on my door and stick my bare ass out and pretend a woman would spank me and I eventually got into the Domination/Submissive scene and still have scars on my ass from Doms that whipped me.
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Postby raiders72001 on Tue May 30, 2006 3:28 pm
A day in the life of JJGOld
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5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .
5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies
6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.
7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils
7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.
8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.
8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.
8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts
9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.
10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts
10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.
11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts
12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition
1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them
1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts
1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.
1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts
2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.
4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts
5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.
5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts
6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.
7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post
7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays
8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.
8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes
9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.
10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack
11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post
12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors
1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.
2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.
3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed
Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.
You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts
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MorePostby raiders72001 on Tue May 30, 2006 3:30 pm
J Gold is not just "Coach," not just "the Franchise." He is a living Legend and famous Author, and with that in mind, the least I can do to honor him is to list his 5 best books:
1) How to Hijack a Website by Creating Multiple Ghoster Posters--by JJ Gold
2) The Secret Life of Toupees--by JJ Gold
3) CEO--My Years Running the RX for The Shrink-- by JJ Gold
4) Life Can Be a Downer--One Man's Struggle with Penile Dysfunction--by JJ Gold
5) From Goldberg to Gold: How Changing Your Name Can Change Your Life--by JJ Gold
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Postby Fishhead on Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:17 am
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Postby Buddybear on Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:22 pm
good stuff.....
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:02 pm
ITS A LONG READ .....................................BUT I THREW TOGETHER ATLANTIC CITY GOLD COMPLETE , IF ANYONE IS IN NEED OF A GOOD LAUGH .....
JJ, I know you made me promise not to tell this story, but I?m sorry pal...., the truth needs to be told. I can?t keep this away from your forum peers forever. And after your 30k milestone, consider this my gift to you.
Every summer I go to NY to visit my Uncle and some childhood friends, big agents, etc. I had gotten pretty friendly with JJgold on chat and in the forums , plus he did do some legwork for me in the past , he?s good for P and C's , sometimes if I got a new guy that owes pretty good and I don?t know him real well , I'll send JJ , believe or not at 5'4 300 ( oh I?m sorry JJ , 284 ) try more like 350 , he actually is pretty intimidating , he's also loyal .... Had him pick up 30k once in 20's and 50's nobody wanted to count it and everybody thought it would be short ,but every cent was there , every time. Anyways, I had never met the man in person, our mutual friend put us in contact and we worked like that. But last July, I decided I wanted to put a face behind the man.
I contacted JJ and told him to call me; we decided to meet at Trump casino in Atlantic City for a night of gambling and getting to know each other. I cant tell you what I was expecting , honestly I always thought he was kidding about his height and weight , but his claims are as accurate as can be , sure enough there he was in the flesh , hand extended in greeting , he was wearing a Run DMC style sweat suit Purple and Blue with a silver Chain dangling off his neck , Bald as a babies bottom and yes , I?m not kidding ............ a little red colored Pony tail , he says a single red hair , but its a handful if one were to tug it. (And by the end of the night, I wanted to strangle with it) Talk about a loud, obnoxious, arrogant, asshole. This fu cking guy takes the cake. Within 2 minutes of meeting me , A very attractive woman walked by and JJ flicks his tongue at her and says " Hey baby , once you go bald and red , you don?t go back" , it was like a line out of a cheesy B movie , I was honestly kind of embarrassed. I suggested we go play some cards get a drink; after all we were standing in the lobby. He said no problem, my dealer Freddy will take care of us, follow me. This table was buried in the back of the casino, Freddy (no relation to the Devil) looked like a full on Loser, buck teeth, bald (of course), kind of looked like that Ernest dude from those movies. Oh yea , on the way through the casino , JJ nearly takes out 3 women at the slot machine because he thought he saw some money on the ground , but it was just a green drink voucher , when he bent over to pick it up .......... The ol' plumbers crack smiled at me devilishly. I nearly puked on the spot. And every 2 minutes JJ would be checking sports pager looking in on baseball scores, I?m like JJ, come on, play a hand the scores will be there. He?s a like nervous wreck, constantly checking scores, not to mention I have never seen anyone literally "sweat" like JJ does, I?m not talking sweating the scores either, imp talking sweat from his pores, he must have went through 3 packages of cocktail napkins an hour wiping off his brow, now I guess the Sweat suit made sense because that style went out in the late 80's.
This guy is the WORST black jack player I have ever seen. He makes the little old Chinese lady who constantly kills you at 3rd base look like she?s God sent. He kept telling me how he learned to count cards and about his technique and all these books he read on it, well all this "technique" amounted to him constantly busting and borrowing money from me. I would have won over all that night, but I lent JJ 2 dimes which I might add he still owes me (but JJ - If you do the favor I asked of you .... I'll erase that debt , think about it , and let me know by November 1st ) Anyways , this asshole was hitting 17's , the first time he drew a 3 and I had to hear I told you so for about 3 hours how his theory worked .... Mind you he didn?t draw under 5 hitting 17 the rest of the night.
Ever hear the expression "No shame in my game?, well that is the epitome of JJ's philosophy. He lets it all hang out, and I?m not just talking about his belly. He says what he wants, when he wants, to whomever he wants too. A couple of older women sat next to us on the table, JJ immediately began flirting with me?, and talk about a natural bullshitter. He was telling these broads he was a Producer for Phillip Blunt.... the hottest young rapper out there, told him he had his own plane, limo, etc, and then after he had noticeably impressed these women he told one to pull his finger which she obliged only to hear the loudest fart I have ever heard, JJ was laughing his nards off, saying I gotcha, I gotcha (in the same way he said "I told you so?) talk about annoying. This sloppy f uck was embarrassing the shit out of me. Then the smell came, let me tell you, not only did he clear out our table, he cleared out the Baccarat table 3 rows down - Brutal. I had enough of Black Jack ( or this case Ass Crack ) I was getting ready to make an excuse to ditch him for the night but he insisted on treating me for dinner , it was the least he could do after borrowing all the money. (Funny he was treating me to dinner on money that he borrowed from me, is this considered a treat?) I am expecting a nice sit down meal , bottle of wine , NOPE , takes me to $7.99 Buffet and we sat in the cafeteria with the rest of the losers. Talk about an Eater, Jesus Christ, I'd like to see a one on one between JJ and Fat Frank. He loaded up on the Prime Rib, Stacked about a foot high over his plate. Now hers the shocker ............He eats with his hands!!! , no fork, no knife, no nothing.... He was shoveling pieces of prime rib into his mouth from his grubby little fingers, it was disgusting. Some Asians at a table nearby were gaffing at the site, and JJ while spitting out prime rib, said "Why don?t you take a fu caking picture, it will last longer?, No shame at all. He ate all meat , no salad , no legumes , no fruits ........Unbelievable , and honestly I doubt anyone believes me , because had I not seen this atrocity with my own eyes I would not believe it either. After his 5th plate, he cut another loud fart acting like it was completely normal, and said now its time for desert. 3 Banana splits, I was almost expecting him to just dive in mouth first, but to my surprise he used a spoon. HOLY SHIT he suddenly yelled , my beeper , my beeper , I left my beeper on the table , I got to go get it. I said forget about its gone ... He was devastated like he just lost a son. He insisted on going to look for it and this was my out.... I said, Look I got to hit the road, nice meeting you, we'll keep in touch. He shook my hand and then literally ran off into the crowded casino, yelling move it, move it, coming through, coming through. ........... And guess what everyone moved.
I never have seen anything remotely close to JJgold; he is truly one of a kind. , even though he?s a fat , disgusting , bald , slob , there?s an unnamed quality about him that I liked , he?s original , consistent in his ways , and has been loyal in the past , But anyone planning on meeting him ................... Be prepared for the shock and ride of your life.
I really wasn?t looking forward to reliving this painful experience again, but I owe it to the forum. It is time they learn a little more about one of their wildest and outrageous characters from a hands on, empirical experience. Well, if you missed part 1, I?ll post the link at the bottom, but here goes part 2.
Well, after I was ?Treated? to the $7.99 buffet bar, and an unearthly display of gluttony, JJ hightailed back to the Black jack table to look his precious beeper, I had figured I had seen all I would of Senor Gold. I took a walk down the boardwalk, fed the seagulls some bread crumbs and thought about driving back to Queens before it got too late. (I wish I would have.) I don?t know , I decided to get a room for the night instead , figured I could take it easy and drive back first thing in the morning , play some cards at night , maybe get laid , who knows. I checked in to a nice room bout 15 floors up, nothing special, nice view of the Boardwalk though. No comp job here as I wasn?t planning on spending much, plus I was lights the 2k I loaned to JJ on the Card table from earlier.
I was watching a little TV and I get a phone call, funny cause no one knew I was here, probably management with a question or maybe room service telling me the specials, who know. Not hiding anything I answered the phone and was surprised to find it was Hotel Security? They wanted to search my room. WTF for? I demanded to know. Well apparently another guest in the Hotel had accused me of theft? , Are you fukking kidding me? I just checked in 10 minutes ago ! I screamed over the line. No they weren?t and before I was able to say more there a knock on my door, a loud knock. Sure enough it was Hotel security telling me just to just relax and cooperate , Well guess who I see in the back round , Fukking JJ , This asshole ( granted this the first I have met him ) accused me of stealing his beeper , told the security staff I lifted it from him on the black jack table. Apparently this fat fuk, after realizing he had lost it, followed me to the front desk and then after I checked into the room called security on me!!! , I fukking just lent this clown 2k on the table and he thinks I?m trying to get over on him with a $39 sports pager, that by the way was probably a 1996 model , still had a fukking green LCD screen. I was pretty fuking pissed to say the least. I told him my first name , but JJ kept calling ABB in the hallway , ?Come on ABB , just give it back , no hard feelings , I don?t care , we?ll still be friends , etc , etc ) I didn?t take your fukking Beeper you piece of shit ,I was ready to throw down , Granted JJ outweighs me by about 80 lb , But I?m a good 7 inches taller than him and was quite positive I could easily beat the living shit out of him. Only problem that could arise is if he cornered me and used his sheer girth to belly bump me up against a wall, then punish me with his dragon breath and body odor. But there were 3 big black security guards not more than 5 feet away, so I stayed cool.
They searched my bags and found nothing (yea, no shit); they apologized profusely and left leaving me with Grand Master Punk himself. Here?s the kicker , he still thought I had it, ?Come on ABB , where did you stash it ? , I know you have it , the jokes over, just give it back please. ? , Look asshole , we?re not doing this ???. I will buy you a fukking beeper top of the line; just shut the fuk up already. , It was a mistake to say that, because he took it as my admittance of guilt. Enough was enough , I said just drop it , I swear if you mention the beeper one more time , I?m gonna kill you , He didn?t call my bluff. However after I said that, he immediately lay down my bed, fukking nearly broke it when he pulled the full Jump and hop move, grabs the remote and flips on c-span for the score ticker, then looks up at me and says ?what we going to do tonight? ? (I wanted to say I tell what we?re gonna fukking do, we?re taking a walk on the beach and your carrying the shovel) Something about this guy JJ, he?s fully original, he grows on ya, he?s like fat kid at the back the back of the bus, you have feel sorry for him. Even with all his antics he?s a hard guy to not like in person. We had just ate about an hour ago , but now he tells me , he?s hungry again and without asking picks up the phone calls room service and orders a T-Bone steak bloody rare ,a Shrimp Cocktail , 3 Coronas and a Cesar salad. , at the end of the call, he says ?You want anything? ? (Nah, just charge it all to my room, no problem.)
I honestly began to theorize that he came up with the beeper theft idea just to get into my room and pull this room service stunt for the free lunch. While we were waiting for his food ( my bill ) we talked a little bout the industry , offshore books , sports , general talk and surprisingly he is very well informed and has a firm grasp on all aspects of gambling and the offshore world ( But he still couldn?t play Black Jack to save his life ) As a sports buff myself , I was surprised about his knowledge of sports , any topic of conversation I brought up , he was able to trade insights and facts without hesitation. Usually in the forum he comes off as an opinionated idiot, however face to face, I must admit I was impressed my mind, surprisingly impressed. (But not of his rolly Polly body, no offense Gold, but you could lose 30-40 pounds, wouldn?t hurt ya ? might help you get laid even) Well after his lunch came he wolfed it down like an animal, once again asides from the salad, he used his hands to eat everything, including the T-bone like it was a turkey drumstick. He must have one those metabolisms that allow eating whatever you want whenever you want with minimum weight gain. I mean he?s not really ?Fat? he?s like how he described himself, powerful build, a little overweight, but definitely not fat. When he was younger he might have some power lifting I would guess, He?s pretty nimble as well for a short stocky guy (as you will find out later.)
. I cant help it , but he reminds me a little of George Constanza , not so much the looks but the way he talks , the pitch in his voice , his mannerisms , hand gestures , etc. Don?t worry I?m not painting the picture that I?m Jerry or anything. (I?m more of the Kramer type if you must know.) Well, he was done eating and suggested we hit a nearby strip club for a little daytime titty action. What the hell, this day already was one for the books, so I decided to grab the bull by the balls and squeeze them for the rest of the way. Why not? Some jiggling titters actually sounded like a good call. JJ had to use the bathroom then we?re going to venture outside on our Journey for Jiggling Jugs. Jesus Christ, did JJ drop a fukking bomb in the bathroom; I had to wait in the hall it so bad. We made out of the hotel and took a cab to the tittie, I forget the exact name of it, but I?m sure JJ remembers because when we walked in there he was greeted like Elvis, all the girls, waiters, owner, even the fukking janitor knew his name. I was impressed, but I didn?t JJ. I mean for a guy that claims he has 2 inch dick and hasn?t been laid in 11 years, his reception was quite the contrary of what I was expecting. We sat in the corner, ordered some drinks and watched the snake show on stage. JJ was going nuts, ?Yea baby, slide that snake, yea, yea, go girl, do it, do it right, come on mommy, do it right?, I?m not kidding that?s the shit he was saying.
We got some table dances, I went into the private room with some bimbo blonde for a half hour and got a quick hummer, but JJ asides from being quite vocal didn?t get much hands on action from the women. He got a table dance that was about it. We had about 5-7 drinks each. JJ accidentally spilt his rum and coke all over his sweat suit and his crotch area. It looked like he pissed himself for awhile until the stain dried, maybe that had something to do with his lack of action, who knows? I?m not a real AC guy, and since I moved offshore 7 years ago haven?t been there except maybe once or twice for a night or 2,when I was in my early 20?s Me and boys would go down every weekend and raise hell, anyways, JJ told me about the hottest club around, said we should go eat dinner at a nice restaurant and then hit the club( I forget the name) I said great, I?m gonna go back to Hotel, change, take a shower and I?ll meet you in the lobby at 7.30, he agreed.
Anyways here?s the Finale............
Gold is certainly a handful, a trouble maker in his own wholesome way. Neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, boisterous, obnoxious, he marches to the beat of a different drum, actually there may be no percussion present at all, but he still marches.
I went back to my Hotel room, almost ready to simply split, hit the road without the courtesy of a goodbye, a handshake, or even an, ?I?ll see you later?; JJ had worn me down by his obtuse style exhibited at the strip club. His cat calls, the sexism, the womanizing and the traces of racism regarding the service staff had subtly chipped my outer guard. Plus the fact we almost went toe to fist didn?t help the scene. But what the hell, I was here for the long haul... I already achieved a minor buzz from the afternoon drinking and actually didn?t want to risk a one on one encounter of a magnitude I couldn?t handle ? The New Jersey State Police. I think I might still have outstanding parking tickets in the Hoboken area from 93? and didn?t need the aggravation of blowing .09 and spending the night in jail, (I know for shit sure JJ wouldn?t be bailing me out!) So, I decided to see what JJ had in store for us, how bad could things be?
He called me at 7.45, said he was waiting downstairs in the front of the building, said he had a ?Limo?. Now that?s what I?m talking about, alright maybe he was stepping up to the plate after all, and felt bad for being such a slouch for the first part of the day. I put on my ?Serpico? Leather jacket, cool, slick and black over a white t-shirt. Spruced up with a little cologne for the ladies and went downstairs. When I got out front I didn?t see any limousines waiting for me, however I did see JJ standing in front of a 1974 Oldsmobile Regency 98, blood red and dented. He was smiling like a little kid in a candy store, looks like he switched his necklace from silver to gold as well, I wasn?t sure. ?Step on in, ABB, welcome to my world? JJs face gleamed, I think Some lettuce from his Shrimp Cocktail several hours ago in lodged his front tooth gleamed as well, but I ignored it and chuckled, ?Limo huh, aren?t I the lucky one??, Come on now ABB, this car has more class than you?ve rode in your whole life, Used to belong to Richard Nixon, it?s a classic!?, That?s right, he said it, Used to belong to Richard Nixon. ?Alright, you sit in front ok, this is my man Carlonphonso, and he?ll take care of us.? Carlonphonso looked and sounded a little like comedian Chris Rock, a young black male in his early 30?s or late 20?s, I didn?t ask his age, cause he to busy singing over the radio, then after about one block of driving JJ started singing along with him, only JJ wasn?t actually singing, he was screeching his lyrics and wasn?t even close to the words either. I think the song was ? ?Heard it through the grapevine? by Marvin Gay? JJ was singing the chorus like this, ?The whores came through by freight train? or something ridiculous to that effect. I think he was mucking the words on purpose to be funny, but with that whiny voice it was pretty annoying. Then Carlonphonso starts with the yapping, ?You know, I done noticed that my brother J-lo (that?s what Carlonphonso called JJ, cause he?s so short by the way.) Be calling you ABB , now why dat be?? , before I could answer, he answered the question for me. , ?You must be an ABBA fan huh?, Damn I love ABBA, aren?t they coming out with a reunion album?, Dancing Queen, my Dancing Queen, your from Queens right? , Damn dats a kick in the pants, Sheet, but nah really what I miss is that candy , ABBA DABBA, or what about the Flintstones , Yabba Dabba Doo, I always thought Fred was secretly yelling for a Abba Dabba, the candy that is, not the musicians , course you would have known that, cause the musicians don?t go by Abba Dabba ,just Dabba, Ahhaah , I mean Abba. Shit , I?m confusing myself, but you?re following right J-lo?? JJ was still butchering the lyrics to Grapevine ?Betcha wanna go to school, with the guys who think they cool?, I suddenly got a little faint and looked in the glove box for a gun, not to shoot them, but to put myself out of this tormented version of hell where I was boxed in between two certifiable nutcases in a car straight out of Hill Street Blues.
I rarely get headaches, but I had one now, and was ready to tell them both to SHUT THE FUK UP, and LET ME THE FUK OUT!!!, on that note, JJ yelled out, ?Heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee?s JJ? , apparently we had arrived to the restaurant. ?First things first Bad Beat, you got it?? Carlonphonso handed back JJ a joint that looked more like a cinnamon toothpick wrapped in toilet paper, this thing was about 1.5 inches long( I guess that?s normal for JJ) and 2 millimeters thick. ?We got?s to get the appetite up ABB, I usually don?t smoke, but I read on the forums that you like too, so I figured I?d surprise you, not bad huh?? Alright , I like spontaneity, and those who know me know I like to smoke a little grass from time to time, so I was appreciative of the gesture. But after smoking that oregano-parsley mix, I felt like giving J-lo and Carlonphonso a gesture of my own, one that involved my middle finger. I realized that the lettuce wedged between JJs front teeth wasn?t lettuce at all, but probably remnants of the dirt weed stuck to his teeth from when he rolled and licked the doober. It gave me more of a headache than an actual high, but I thanked him anyway. We were entering a steak house of sort, it looked to be of middle class and caliber, nothing too spectacular. I thought it was just going to be JJ and me for dinner, but Gold invited Carlonphonso to join us, and in his Antonio Mcdyes Jersey he was definitely underdressed for even KFC.
Table for 3, when I was looking over the wine list with the waiter looking over our table. ( JJ and Carlon are sights for sore eyes to say the least) I ordered a nice bottle of red wine , around $60, but Carlonphonso insisted on drinking Malt Liquor ? no kidding. They didn?t serve malt liquor the waiter kept insisting, before he could stick us with a firm ?No? , JJ busted out , ? Do you know who this is ? This is Puff Daddy, you know P-Diddy, the man wants a Colt 45, I suggest you get him one, he?s got more money than Trump, send a waiter to the e, but quench this mans thirst !!!, for the love of Hip-Hop !!!? Just what I wanted to avoid, another scene. Now patrons at other tables were beginning to glance over at us, and make comments beneath their menus and breathe. The Manager of the restaurant, larger distinguished looking gentlemen with a handlebar mustache came to the waiter?s relief. ?What seems to be the problem here??, JJ barks out, ?I?ll tell you what the fukking problem is Frenchie, my homie wants a forty dog of Colt 45 and your employee here says that?s impossible, what the hell happened to the customer is always right???? ( Now I knew where the phrase, the customer is always an asshole came from.) The Manager was doing his best job not to strangle JJ, because his brow was getting red and he was visibly embarrassed. "Hop on a fukking a scooter, hit a damn 7-11, and get my man his Brew!" JJ was relentless, I finally put an end to this charade of shame.
ABB- JJ , shut the fuk up, they don't have it, drink another brand or drink wine, or I'm fukking out of here, I ain't kidding !!!
JJ- Don't start with me ABB, Frenchie knows I aint bluffing, I'll burn this place down, I'll picket the streets for months demanding equal drinking opportunities !!!, This is an outrage , and I demand Justice.....
Manager- Gentlemen , I will have to ask you to lower your voices ....
JJ- The Fuk I will !!! , Give this man his Malt Liquer, and bring me a Chorizo while your at it, all this yelling is getting my appetite up.
At this point, the table next to us was upset, and the man sitting there leaned over to JJ and said, do you mine? , Its our 5th anniversary over here, and your ruining it for me and my family. Sure enough , two 10 year old girls were giggling but a little scared.
JJ- Your Fukking A right I mind, we all mind, everyone for the last 20 years who has tried to order Malt Liquor from this Shit hole and has been denied MINES!!!
MAN at Table - Look here Damnit , I asked you nicely, and you used profanity in front of my wife and daughters , I?m a reasonable man, but enough is enough, lets take this out side .....
He wasn't kidding and when he stood up revealing a 6'6 frame about 260, I think I saw a squirt of piss shoot out of JJ's sweatpants. Carlonphonso at that point said hastily , No problem here ,its cool, I'll have a bud and watch the game , its all good!!!
But JJ didn?t back down , to my surprise .... " Ask and thou shall fukking receive" , he took off his sweatshirt and for the first time the whole day I saw JJ's milk white freckled arms, with (an I?m not kidding) a tattoo on the left shoulder that says "In Mom we Trust", His arms were by no means muscular, but powerful looking nonetheless.
You have to take a moment and visualize this spectacle. JJ at about 5'3 and 280 against Ivan Drago who was about 6'6 and half way to the front door doing a come-on gesture with his forefinger. JJ's face was redder than that excuse for a limo was that we drove here in. What the hell had I gotten myself into I wondered as I pushed my way past the manager and outside to watch the brawl. The Manager poked his head out after me saying he had called the cops. JJ yelled back , "You better call an Ambulance too, while your at it Frenchie !!!"
Well the big Man didn?t waste anytime , he charged JJ and hit him with a tackle that JJ shrugged off with a light grunt of pain, gush, JJ attempted to wrap him up, but could only reach about half way around the man due to the limited use of his "alligator arms. The mans wife was outside now too, and she was screaming , "Stop it, Stop it !!!" JJ got thrown down on the ground next to some garbage cans and actually fell into the garbage ( hell, it might be an improvement over his natural odor!) The man was dusting himself off and heading back to his wife while police sirens could be heard in the back round. When suddenly JJ leapt up, his satin sweat suit had spaghetti sauce all over the front of it and his face was bloody red, he actually looked pretty pissed off. "Where you going , this isn?t finished yet?" He bellowed. The man looked back and let out at a sigh. At this point the manager was out side saying the cops would be here any minute and to please just leave !!! Honk , Honk , I looked over and saw Carlonphonso sitting in the blood beast motioning for JJ and I to get in ... Which we did. "Don't get no sauce on my seat J-lo, sit on that newspaper!!!" We were all safely in the car and turned the corner from the restaurant at the same time NJPD was coming up the other street. "Ahhh , shit J-lo, you were the man, thanks for sticking up for a fellow Newark Brother .... " , at that he slammed on the break nearly sending me through the window. Sure enough only to park in front of a jiffy stop where he promptly purchased two forty ounces of the infamous Colt 45.
After a 20 minute drive we pulled up to some shady looking nightclub with plenty of rift raft hanging out front. The Dinner debacle was a distant memory as I could only imagine the shit that went down here. "You what JJ? , I?m taking a cab back to the Hotel , I've had enough, I'm hungry, this isn't working out." , JJ looked insulted , "Cool your fukking Jets ABB, I told you this is the hottest joint in town, now the fun starts , I?m sorry about before, but trust me ...." He pleaded. Fuk it , lets go in. At the door JJ handed over a small revolver that I later found out was a water pistol replica which looked pretty real though. I was 2nd in line after JJ and noticed that while sitting on the newspaper the FrontPage story had super imposed on over his white sweatpants on the ass part, you could barely make out the headline which said, " Meat Recall " ( I guess it would have been more appropriate had that message been written on the front of his pants )Anyways He looked like a real mess and if I hadn't of slipped the doorman a Fifty spot, he wouldn?t have let JJ in at all. Place was dark , loud thumping music , and lots Hoes , and I mean Hoes not Hotties. These places looked like the hot spot for every dish rag, bimbo blonde, and reject South of Mermaid avenue in Brooklyn. And JJ , looked like he was in Heaven. "Plenty of Fish in this Sea - ABB , take your pick , hell take 2 or 3 , it?s all the same price. $20 bucks for 30 mins, they got rooms up stairs" I noticed Carlonphonso and a Lil Kim look alike heading up the back stairs simultaneously. JJ then said, " I can't get it up anymore , but I like to watch if you don't mind?" ......... Yes I do mind , you sick fuk !!! , and don't worry these girls are below my standards , so I'll be watching ..... Whatever , you know what , I?m out of here ...., I had been embarrassed and insulted enough by this fact fuk over the course of the day, and I was done.
JJ wouldn?t let me leave , "I?m kidding ABB , Come on , you can't take a joke? , Of course I was kidding, Lets have a beer , my treat ..... ", We sipped our suds quietly and afterwards I had enough , I said I?m taking a cab back to Trump , Ill call you in Jersey when I get back to CR. He reluctantly agreed. When I was in the Cab, JJ came running out of the club," Just one more question ABB? " .......... Yes JJ ? , .........." Did you really mean it when you said , you would buy me a Top of the Line Beeper ?, and can I borrow $300 bucks , I lost my wallet in the scuffle ?" I lent the $300 and if the son of bitch gives me a mailing address in Jersey I got a mint Sports pager top of the line that I?m gonna send him for X-mas ......
Merry Christmas to All
Abb
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:03 pm
Posted on 05/06/04 at 18:58:39 by JJgold
Boys , I'm in the money game. I buy , sell , and trade old cars from the 1970's. These cars have been destroyed by mean old owners who forget how to love and I give love and life back to them. I own 3 junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark a lot of people say that all of Newark is one big Junkyard , but I can assure you there flowers and trees in Newark also. I can repair an engine block with my bare hands or just a simple toolkit which I sell or can lend you if you need but I would need a form filled out cause my tools are very expensive. But boys listen up , the money is in these old dinosaurs. I stole , well borrowed a 1976 Oldmobile from a friend of mine and fixed it up so good that I was able to sell it to another friend , well actually , a friend of a friend, but I sold it to him for 2000 , and I got it for free, Now where I come from thats a big time investment and called cornerning the market. I have 5 mechanics working for me who I trust with my toolbox collection and my life. They are world renowned auto experts from Europe and Asia can fix any car I tell them too. They are
Odessa Bagels - A big Time Mechanic from Switzerland, with a short temper, but knows his stuff real good like.
Bucky Swopes- One the biggest Mechanics in China , his specialty is Diesal engines and boys let me tell you , he is the best of the best.
ABB - Hes one Mean Swede who knows how to fix brakes with the best of em'. He's a hot head too, but makes the best coffee in the shop.
Russy - I don't know his real name , but he sure can work on cars good, and we all call him Russy cause he can scrub the Rust off of anything on wheels.
Minnow - She's a smart gal , and good with a wrench.
Wells Boys theres my organization ,we are all standup known , made guys. We don't drink or smoke but we gamble BIG TIME !, and Im looking forward to meeting some of you money makers here , so I can show you how to turn a buck quick. Just bring me a Car to my shop and 3 weeks later , you will have tripled your money. Look at some of these testimonials ....
Mjulian- I was amazed , I brought my 76 Pinto to the Goldenones shop in Trenton and 3 weeks later , just like he promised , I made 2 grand !!!
Cookson1 - JJ IS THE BEST , HE CAN FIX ANYTHING , INCLUDING YOUR BANKBOOK !
Bostongambler- JJ worked a miracle on my 1973 BMW , It was sitting in my garage for 3 years , I towed it to his shop and in just 3 weeks , he sent me an envelope with 2grand in it , I was happy.
Yes , Boys .... These are Testimonials from fellow gamblers and real time players like myself. I am bigtime , I made all my money gambling and now I can do what I love fixing cars and making money. Boys I haven't been laid in 11 years , So I don't get weird thoughts when I work on cars and trucks , its all business. My pleasure is your Business , thats my motto boys ... send me an Email and I will tell you my secrets , because if I told them all now , someone else would steal what Im doing. Don't be afraid to start making moneyComment -
moreaiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:05 pm
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boys I found this site because I want to learn to surf I have always like the clothes and the attitude and the chicks that surfers get and I want some of that action for me. I am in new jersey but I couldnt find any forums for there. I dont know where to get started I need the equipment. Boys I am not going to lie to you I am 37 years old and 5-4 wieghing 287lbs. I am not really fat I am more stout and strong like a bull. My biggest worry is wearing one of those wetsuit things they look like they fit real tight and are not comfortable. I like comfort in my clothes and usually wear loose fitting silk jumpsuits and sweatsuits. Do they make loose wetsuits? Money is not a problem because I am a pro gambler and make several dimes a week playing the entire board every night. Boys I am as sharp as they come and you would do well to listen to me when it comes to sports and dice.
Where can I learn to surf on the east coast? I could hire somebody to teach me and get me the right clothes and gear if I could find that person that would be good. I run with a young crew of high school guys in Newark but they arent really into surfing they like to shoot dice and get tail. I havent had any tail in 11 years but I think that if I could get the surf thing going I could hook up with some loose surfer chicks. I also have some rino horn lined up so I will get my junk back in working order.
Boys if you can help me out with info I will make it worth your while.
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:06 pm
boys I am an expereinced archerer and I have carried a bow and arrow on the street for several years. I am a sharpshooter with this thing and use it to protect both myself and my bankroll. I now want to take my game to another level and get off the streets of newark and into the jungles of the africa. My ententions is to kill a rino one because they are the toughest and baddest like me and also their horn is supposed to be good for pekker problems thats right boys I have problems getting my junk going but I make up for it with my skillfull tung. If I killed a rino with my arrow then the women would be impressed and I could use the ground up horn to get my blood flowing again. I have thought about getting a surgary on it but now the money would be better spent going to africa. Boys I am a sharp gambler and I clear about 10 dimes a week so money is no problem. Where is the best place to kill a rino with an arrow in africa? Is anybody going soon and can I tag along? I make really good pimento cheese sanwiches and I would be happy to bring some for everybody.
ps I also wear a piece on my head and I am afraid that the glue might melt in the hot african sun. I never go without my piece because I like to look sharp at all times but if it is going to be a problem I could leave it at home for a few days and just put on a pit helmet or whatever you wear.
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:08 pm
Lets face it these games are guesses
Take the points and you will not get hurt"
JJGold--March 2005
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:10 pm
Banged a 4 team boxed reverse last night that was posted at mw, I am real hot
Plamsa are you into swinging?? I am available if you and your girl are around Newark.
Ask her and let me know
Thanks Guy
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:21 pm
This would be about 9 years ago -- I'd just gotten a job in a new city, and so didn't really know anyone yet outside of work. I had a small bachelor apartment, which was almost completely unfurnished. At the time, I think I slept in a sleeping bag. I had a couch, a chair, a TV and TV stand, a lamp -- not much else. Sort of the bare essentials. No curtains either, by the way. That's important, so hold onto that.
As it turned out, the apartment complex I chose was in the middle of the gay district. Since I was new to the city, I hadn't known this. I'd been walking around town on my lunch hours at work, trying to find a place to live (I crashed at a friend's place my first few weeks until I found one). I eventually found a great-looking bachelor apartment, which was inexplicably $100 cheaper than any of the bachelors in the surrounding area. Hardwood floors, a deck, track lighting -- I couldn't believe my luck, and signed the lease right there on my lunch hour. It wasn't until my father brought the truck into town and helped me move in a week later, and we showed up to find two leather bull-queers necking in the lobby, that I realized what was going on. My father, I remember, gave me a long look -- waiting, I think, for me to officially come out of the closet right there in the truck. Much explaining ensued that I wasn't gay -- just an idiot who doesn't research apartments well.
As luck would have it, within a month of my moving in the landlord announced a total overhaul of all the decks by a construction crew. Suddenly the outside of my building looked like a war-zone, with lumber and cement mixers and dolleys running up the sides of the buildings. All the decks were ripped off the building, the doors were sealed up from the outside, and crews got busy laying the steel frame foundations for all the new decks. This took place over the course of months -- it's a thirty-storey building, with about eight apartments per floor, and a deck per apartment. So a little math tells you this wasn't finished in a day. As weeks turned to months, I stopped noticing them entirely.
One morning, I woke up hard, and I woke up early. Usually I trot off to the shower, have a little breakfast, get my shirt and tie pressed, and I'm off to work. This time I had a little time to kill, and so popped on the TV, found some hotty, got comfortable on the couch, and... well, started having some fun, if you catch me.
So I'm stroking away, and because I was already pretty revved up to begin with, it wasn't taking long. Tissues were at the ready. I revved up the pace a little, and...
...I orgasmed. Shot my load.
Just as four construction workers on a machine-lifted scaffolding appeared in my window to install my deck.
Sadly, I noticed this just before the load-shooting. As anyone who's shot a load or two will know, this isn't actually something you can stop. So, just as they appeared, and caught my eye, I... ejaculated in front of them.
Having done the deed, I was at a bit of a loss as to what to do next. So I very casually removed the tissues, gave a slight nod in their direction, as if to confirm their presence and pretend it was business as usual -- that gay construction workers watch me spank off every day from the window and this just happened to be their turn -- and casually waltzed into the bathroom.
You'd think this would be the end of the story. And well it should be, since it's already extremely, extremely embarrassing. And yet it's not the end of the story. Because since I'd rushed into the bathroom in a shamed state, I hadn't actually taken anything in with me. Like, say, clothes. I just had the underwear I was wearing. My only hope was to go about my morning bathroom routine very slowly, hoping they might move on before I finished so I could leave my bathroom and get a change of clothes.
I brushed my teeth. Hammering noises from outside. I showered. Drilling noises. I shaved. Silence. Ah!
I walked out in my underwear. The four of them were sitting around having coffee out of a thermos. Still there, of course. Still watching.
At this precise point I realized I'd simply have to get over this, and so went about the business of getting dressed in front of the construction workers. Pants, shirt, tie, socks. After I'd finished lacing up my shoes, I grabbed my briefcase and, turning to the window, gave a small bow.
They clapped.
That night I nailed bedsheets up against the windows.
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moreraiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:43 pm
Ever hear the expression "No shame in my game?, well that is the epitome of JJ's philosophy. He lets it all hang out, and I?m not just talking about his belly. He says what he wants, when he wants, to whomever he wants too. A couple of older women sat next to us on the table, JJ immediately began flirting with them?, and talk about a natural bullshitter. He was telling these broads he was a Producer for Phillip Blunt.... the hottest young rapper out there, told him he had his own plane, limo, etc, and then after he had noticeably impressed these women he told one to pull his finger which she obliged only to hear the loudest fart I have ever heard, JJ was laughing his nards off, saying I gotcha, I gotcha (in the same way he said "I told you so?) talk about annoying.
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:44 pm
We do shit like that all of the time for giggles. Head slaps, Pecker Grabs, Pully fingers, tooth pasting when someone falls asleep. Don't wear sweat pants around us either, because we will pull them down in a heart beat and hit the ground laughing for five minutes.
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Postby raiders72001 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:49 pm
I am a big time sportsbettor and known worldwide
I am 2.5 inches hung if that matters. I hope my size will not be an issue with you because it is how you work it anyway.
Let me know and if you want we can talk on phone and maybe meet. I am willing to travel. I have a 73 Plymouth
Thanks for responding
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Postby budworth22 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:34 pm
A truly professional poster
YANKS +410 NOT TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
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Postby raiders72001 on Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:11 am
Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
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Postby romanowski on Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:52 pm
i've heard that your a ninja by jjgold (3.00 / 0) #8 Thu May 06, 2004 at 06:27:26 PM EST
can you do mix martial arts fighting?
im looking to sell my junkyards and amusement parks and become a mma manajer. i think that'll be almost as good as being a high roler in the sports bars at getting me laid for the first time in 11 yaesr.
http://www.hulver.com/scoop/comments/20 ... 8/9402/8#8
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Postby romanowski on Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:53 pm
I have a great idea...
By jjgold (Thu May 06, 2004 at 05:25:17 PM EST) (all tags)
Boys , this is my first post here , and Im sure glad I found this forum because I can tell their are some real sharp cookies in here and I want to learn all I can from you fine people.
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I currently own 3 Junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark and also am Looking to purshase 3 more but I can't right now because the damn Pirates cost me 5 dimes last night , but I will win that money back soon maybe even tonight if Florida can come back. Anyways Boys , I own these junkyards , and really all thats in them right now is a bunch of junk,old cars and stuff but my idea is too turn these junkyards into amusement parks.
I would make old cars into rides and dig tunnels and sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and even Zebras because I am also a big time Hunter and travel to Africa all the time and have connections all over the world. I am a big time gambler, who has been down on his luck but soon I will be on top again.
Boys , I'll be honest with you , this is my first post and I don't want to get off on the wrong foot from the beginning so like my granny says honesty is the best. I'm 5'4 , 287 lbs , I wear a hairpeice and I have 2.5 inch pecker and haven't been laid in 11 years , but when I used to be in top form I would get chunky latin chicks all the time and they would call me a Stud and Big Papa and other kinky stuff, but I think if this idea goes over well ,I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks , they will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole Idea and they will be impressed and I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself.
I will have Bow and arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwitches which are world famous. But I need to know what type of permits I need to get , my highschool friends couldn't these question for me and my crew are all gamblers , they only know about betting and mostly just losing.
I have some references from some heavy made people in New Jersey and Massachusest and even New York Too...
Odessa - JJ is a pure a genius
leviramsey - JJ is a renessance man
Freddy - He's Bald , but he's Smart
Bucky- I am Jealous everytime he scratches his brow
ABB- JJ is above Brilliant
Russy - Any fool would be a Fool not to listen to JJ over a cup of coffee.
Boys , these are known playas in the NorthEast and in parts of Canada , they all vouch for me , if anyone can get me the permits under the table , I will make sure you are taking care of at the park for life, free passes , tickets to the rides and free food for everyone
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For you Mr. Dozer to enjoy read before going to bed tonight. Remember, it was never put to private zone so my kids read it.
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