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    Absolutely hammered

    Glad I have my CFB PICKS in because im smashed. Hope the Huskies players are hungover tomorrow. Big fukkin day tomorrow.

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    Hillary clinton can't wait for you vote, she needs it too.

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    I was the same way last Friday night.

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    i have to send my picks in soon fukk in the same boat hammered wise

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    atta boy

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    i think gold dumped on you in the video too

    shake it off

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    Check-in, drunk as shit. Just got served by JJ.

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    Got destroyed today then sobered up then destroyed again but sobered up and I already said what happened in another thread.

    A great day gents.

    Hope you all had a good one as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Got destroyed today then sobered up then destroyed again but sobered up and I already said what happened in another thread.

    A great day gents.

    Hope you all had a good one as well.
    Salute to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    Hillary clinton can't wait for you vote, she needs it too.
    Stop trolling every thread, skunk

    Not everyone is consumed with politics like yoursef. Most of us have a life away from here and just because you don't, doesn't mean you need to shit on every thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Got destroyed today then sobered up then destroyed again but sobered up and I already said what happened in another thread.

    A great day gents.

    Hope you all had a good one as well.
    Did you anal the stripper? Or vice versa?

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    Nucky I'm gonna be out in Vancouver at the end up September for 3 days to visit my sister.

    Let's get drunk.

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    Held my own in foots this past weekend because beer was discarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Stop trolling every thread, skunk

    Not everyone is consumed with politics like yoursef. Most of us have a life away from here and just because you don't, doesn't mean you need to shit on every thread
    Only a donkey like brooks would assume a Canadian will be voting in the American election.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Did you anal the stripper? Or vice versa?
    No I haven't been back there in a bit, lol at vice versa - those crazies, lmao. I do love it a lot and how much they focus on giving me exactly what I need though. See Kraken, it's the Holiday. I don't go into there when it's poppin and the reason is this. How cool they have been to me gets returned. So when I go back, it's when they're slow and could really use my business. I'm only around to measure dick size at the tables, real estate and whatever else for money. For them I'm around to help them out.

    I'm going to take this girl very seriously and do what a man does if you're taking someone seriously so it's no other girls, no strip until we know what's what. For all I know I'll end up at the strip with her if she wants to eventually and I think she might.

    Now that my friend, that would be an absolute fukkin win.



    She closes with "talk to you never" laughs and walks into her place. I say wtf? That works" and walk off, then she sends me her picture 5 minutes later.

    Was blasted and mistakenly texted her at like 3 am. "(her name)". "Fuk, I meant to save your number not text you." I wake up to this from her - "hi".

    Running around town high with her adorable little puppies. What's wrong with you? Love it.

    Those . That ass. That face. Those incredible eyes.

    "Well whether I never see you again or marry you, it's really not gonna matter. What?

    What's your name? What do you do? Where to you live. Wait what is your name? What do you do. What to you REALLLLLLLY do. Where do you live? Relentless interrogation on repeat.

    Lets grab cigarettes. That's my house. That's my house. No, that's my house. No that is. No seriously that one is. Let's grab cigarettes. Is there anyplace to grab cigarettes around here? Let's ok to Wawa. Ok. Wait there's isn't a Wawa or a place to grab cigarerettes around here. Let's stay in that hotel. Ok. No, I have to get home to my son. Come in. No, you can't. No come in. No you can't.

    Crazy. Love it.

    I'm completely slayed by the real deal, she has a great job, money and family money etc. too. I can't wait to show her a good time.

    Girls you are NOT analling in front of my possible new girlfriend. Love you too.

    I'll tell you this too. Town got pretty crazy this weekend for that festival. So I'm walking down the street and this hottie goes to this dude "so I had him bent over and" I was drunk and annoyed about something else but I burst out laughing at that, hard. Her buddy goes - "hey it only takes once, right". People are funny.

    After dinner sometime she should go see Suicide Squad with me then the strip then throw bottles in an alley screaming, run away then penetrate hard somewhere.

    Now that, that would be fun.

    She likes her Bruce I'm ok with that. She likes Petty, I can dig it. She runs with her crazy little dogs. They're hilarious. Awe.

    The only thing I'm not sure about her understanding is Rudy.

    The close to the night is my phone is a great phone but for someone reason has decided to stop going online so I couldn't Lyft. That's a problem. Going to have to do a hard reset to find out if I have to buy yet another Galaxy. Note to self - stop dropping your phone because what happens then is when you meet an amazing woman who walks you to her place making out multiple times (couldn't go in because of the kid, understandable), you don't have your gps because you didn't want it getting jacked an you can't access online maps because your phone is being a piece of shit, even if multiple coolios tell you where to go it's still going to be complicated when half of your part of town is road blocked because of the huge festival you were at. God Bless you coolios. If it weren't for you that shit could have ended badly for me.

    Thank you.
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    Jesus Christ man, wtf.

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    Yeah, nothing against anyone. This has to go Philly's way and her way.
    Last edited by stevek173; 09-05-16 at 04:25 PM.

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    Because perception is reality and fuk that. I'm like splat.
    On a windshield. Hope I feel. Good.
    As I take off into the air.
    Plane.
    Lil Wayne? Saw him, yeah that nice. Damn fuckin nice. Show.
    Let's go.
    Rice Cooker.
    Trying to organize.

    This latest pearl? Out of my world. Yes, I fought a tree, it's true.They carried me in. I did not win. They didn't call it a sin.

    I'll throw bubbles and balloons all over both of you.

    Now, that's just weird.

    Wtf is a franchise?

    You had me at can I dance.

    Damn.

    Fuk.

    Time for me too to try less.

    Patience is not a virtue when you're fukkin w love.

    Do you know what hardball actually is?

    Ask your Sis.

    I'll throw bubbles and balloons over both of you.

    Is that weird?
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    Canuck get tipsy after two beers

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