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    LA Stories

    I've lived in So Cal all but 3 years of my life and LA proper for 20 years. There are some funny times when you just see TMZ like shit and here is my thread for it. Obv don't Saloon this shit.

    Today Matt Barnes and D Fish were at my son's pee wee football game. They stood on opposite sidelines and no fights broke out. Barnes wore some -- yoga pants. We won. SFO

    Feel free to add your own stories. I think if we keep it sports related it belongs in PT

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    Gaucher you know how this works

    Pics or it never happened

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    Celebs and athletes are only as special as you make them, they just make more than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killawookie View Post
    Celebs and athletes are only as special as you make them, they just make more than you.

    ergo the point of this thread

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    I have plenty

    But my favorite is somehow ending up in Ron Jeremy's house party... That shit was bananas!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I have plenty

    But my favorite is somehow ending up in Ron Jeremy's house party... That shit was bananas!!!!


    I can only imagine. Was Verne Troyer there?

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    Porn Night Karaoke. Hilarious.

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    Jake, quit making up stories. Derek Fisher was just spotted in Toronto at the Raptors game.

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    i saw ron jeremy back in the days in front of jerry's deli on ventura.

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    Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon
    You lie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    i saw ron jeremy back in the days in front of jerry's deli on ventura.
    that was the best Jerry's back in the day. an even better spot to see folks was Casa Vega on Ventura. haven't been to either in a while though after noticing the quality's really taken a hit at both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You lie!
    Smokie one of my best buddies in the world was Paris Hilton's manager during her heyday. I would never lie about this stuff. It's just funny.

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    Michael Anthony from van halen comes over to my parents house hes a member of their hot rod club . And they play Caleb Galen at sporting events and they live in Glendora a suburb of LA

    IVE MET ALL PERIMETERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Smokie one of my best buddies in the world was Paris Hilton's manager during her heyday. I would never lie about this stuff. It's just funny.
    Gaucher, did your bud ever hook you up with a quick finger-banging session with Paris Hilton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Gaucher, did your bud ever hook you up with a quick finger-banging session with Paris Hilton?
    no but I can assure you he got a shit ton of pussy that was out of his league because of her/his job

    also traveled the world for basically free. that's not what this thread is about though diggity

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Worked out with Fergie's husband this afternoon
    Forget husband...I have a pic with Fergie backstage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Forget husband...I have a pic with Fergie backstage
    Samo power couples rocky

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    no but I can assure you he got a shit ton of pussy that was out of his league because of her/his job

    also traveled the world for basically free. that's not what this thread is about though diggity
    Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

    I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

    His now ex-wife was with him too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

    I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

    His now ex-wife was with him too.



    That's what I am talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Samo power couples rocky



    I'm sure you being local you already know that Venice GOLD's GYM is where you can a get a good dose of celeb sightings.

    I once ran in to Arnold over there. Also saw Jay Leno at the light stop on Main St....wanted to race him, but he wasn't having it.

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    that's a bad boobjob jesus

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

    I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

    His now ex-wife was with him too.

    speaking of Van Damme...have you guys seen his daughter as of late?







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    Oh my... Gimme some of that Jean Claude daughter too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post



    I'm sure you being local you already know that Venice GOLD's GYM is where you can a get a good dose of celeb sightings.

    I once ran in to Arnold over there. Also saw Jay Leno at the light stop on Main St....wanted to race him, but he wasn't having it.
    I saw Arnold a few weeks ago riding his bike down Main. I lived on Abbot Kinney for a number of years but never worked out at Golds but know that's def a hot spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I saw Arnold a few weeks ago riding his bike down Main. I lived on Abbot Kinney for a number of years but never worked out at Golds but know that's def a hot spot.
    I used to be regular at the 6:15AM spinning class at YAS Fitness on Abbot Kinney

    Love that area

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I've lived in So Cal all but 3 years of my life and LA proper for 20 years. There are some funny times when you just see TMZ like shit and here is my thread for it. Obv don't Saloon this shit.

    Today Matt Barnes and D Fish were at my son's pee wee football game. They stood on opposite sidelines and no fights broke out. Barnes wore some -- yoga pants. We won. SFO

    Feel free to add your own stories. I think if we keep it sports related it belongs in PT

    and then you woke up from you're heroin nodding junkie boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh, I'm sorry Gaucher. I worked out at the same gym that Jean Claude Van Dam was working out in one day. Does that count?

    I bumped into Kelsey Grammer at a gas station in Hollywood.

    His now ex-wife was with him too.

    Oh wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I used to be regular at the 6:15AM spinning class at YAS Fitness on Abbot Kinney

    Love that area
    You probably worked out with my wife or her friends lol

    That studio used to be owned by Perry Ferrell. One night there was a crazy party where he had a full blown circus in his place with fire eaters, trapeze artists, and all sorts of crazy shit. We were coming home from Voda or 217 or some shit and saw the line outside his place and decided to pull over and try to get in. We did and he dj'd until about 4 am. It was a surreal night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    You probably worked out with my wife or her friends lol

    That studio used to be owned by Perry Ferrell. One night there was a crazy party where he had a full blown circus in his place with fire eaters, trapeze artists, and all sorts of crazy shit. We were coming home from Voda or 217 or some shit and saw the line outside his place and decided to pull over and try to get in. We did and he dj'd until about 4 am. It was a surreal night.
    yeah man...that area is always vibrant
    many shops don't last there long though...not enough human traffic I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    Oh wow
    Calm down, Smoke.
    Kelsey claims they went over a DECADE without sex.
    She has Irritable Bowel Syndrome... so she never was a 3-input girl, anyway.

    And... being we're name-dropping:
    Out of the Army and going to school in Florida, I worked at a nice club as a doorman/bouncer: Athletes, actors, musicians, politicos all came in. Met many celebs there, too many to mention. One bizarre/funny story: I was saving a table for Mike Love and his entourage (he was gonna do a couple songs at the club then promote his upcoming show on the beach) -- he walks in with a recent Playboy Playmate, all the guys go ga-ga. I'm her bodyguard at the table while Mr. Beach Boy does his couple songs. Love finishes his 2 songs, says "Come to the show tomorrow!", whisks back to the table, grabs the Playmate and books.

    I go to clear the table and this guy rushes up to me, literally panting: "That... that... that glass you're holding; SHE drank her drink from that glass... right?" "Oh, yeah", I say. "Ah dude... I gotta have that glass!", almost hyperventilating. "It really means that much to ya, huh?" I say... already trying to get the weird thoughts outta my head what he's planning to do with the Playmate's glass (think Auto Donk!). "Here, man... knock yourself out, I'll give it to ya." He runs back to his table where all his buddies start high-fiving him like he just butt-fukked her on the table while John Stagliano filmed it... bizarre.

    Was at lots of well-known musician parties afterhours when the club closed for the night (much drugs, I personally seldom partook outside of the alcohol); I became very good friends w/ the owner of the club, he was also a fine musician. One of my favorite meets was (don't make fun of me!)... Esther Rolle. I was a big fan as a kid of "Good Times". She was a peach to me. HOF'er Larry Little was also a very nice guy.....

    Yeah yeah yeah, I know, jaker... I should go start a Florida stories thread, ffs... I get it
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    Back around 08-09 I greased the brush 40 bucks to move me up the list for a 5/10 NL game Ben Affleck was sitting in at the commerce. Fkn list was 10 names deep and the drool puddles were very real. He got busted set over set for a huge pot and I got his seat when he took off

    More recently, about a year ago maybe, I got Jennifer Tilly to 3 barrel me while holding a flopped boat and complain that I should've folded the river because her boat could've been bigger

    Positive variance: took the money

    Bad beat: She was wearing a turtleneck sweater

    Countless poker pro stories but these are all I've got for "Hollywood"
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